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Stef Bright

@stefbright.bsky.social
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🎤comic ⚖️law grad 🌊scuba diver 🎥producer: Natural State Comedy & Don't Tell Comedy ♥️Care about people & planet, guess I'm a radical leftist stefbright.com

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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America in one snapshot: small town grocery store with an almost completely empty parking lot. An old man instead parks his truck in the crosswalk and blasts conservative talk radio, scrolling on his phone while his wife does the shopping.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every vague headline about the death of GOP giant Dennis Hastert who "also went to prison"
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rahm needs to treat his campaign like his finger and nip it in the bud
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure, what is happening is terrifying and enraging, but you also must admit it is deeply hilarious that men are freaking out this badly after just one generation of women with something starting to approach equality
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Members of Congress returning to their home districts to campaign full time
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reading that the US lost "dozens of aircraft and hundreds of buildings" all over the Middle East because of the war it started for no reason and cannot win
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
✅️ Rescue Diver certified 💪 First & only in my bloodline to dive Diving is a pursuit you just have to be proud of yourself for. It's not like you can invite friends to a diving competition or tournament. So anyway, I'm proud of myself for continuing to improve.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just received a notice that my personal information from the WOMEN'S👏 HEALTH👏 CLINIC👏 was part of a major data breach. Fun!
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That video of the man overdosed at the Knicks parade is perfect for any Defund the Police campaign: cops just standing around refusing to help and discouraging others from helping, while a group of everyday citizens work together to save a life. Cops don't keep us safe; we keep each other safe.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The US military (your tax dollars) has choked off the entire island of Cuba, all so some Florida dude named Klann can sell them fuel at astronomical rates
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The AI companies are about to follow the Nestle "give free baby formula to mothers in Africa until they stop producing their own breast milk, and then start charging outrageous prices" model, except with all human knowledge
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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Waiting patiently for the news that Pam Bondi’s husband has a Prince Albert and wears nipple clamps.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m a white female college grad and I think that I am as legitimately and importantly American as a white male who flunked out of trade school and listens to podcasts at the gym.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The same way Tony Soprano was "miffled"
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Slyngstad always gets it right…
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Fun fact: for over a thousand years, European societies banished & exiled the super-rich, who were recognized as posing an existential threat to democracy. Even in the 4thC BCE, Aristotle said the rich would "be placed above the law or they could even become 'the' law." Bring back banishment?
Page 261 of economic historian Guido Alfani's book "As God's Among Men," relaying the history of European democracies preserving themselves by banishing the super-rich, from ancient Greece through the Middle Ages.
I apologize that I'm unable to type in the text verbatim: I'm on my phone, typing with one finger on the tiny keyboard (meaning: typing is very slow), and I have to go to an appointment now.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I forgot that every LLM's logo was a butthole
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Why does it feel like most of the country is just trying to Serenity Prayer their way out of fascism
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Keith Bergman @keithbergman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
RFK JR, LEANING UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE TRAUMATIZED INTERN EDITING HIS WORKOUT VIDEO WITH KID ROCK: be sure to make the 'WHOLE MILK' font extra cummy
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Anti-vaxxers pushing their measles patient zero child to the front of the ER line after infecting half the town
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Inner monologue of every migratory bird as the climate collapses
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is what ICE looks like
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
US government yelling at us to have more babies when the domestic supply of manbabies is already so oversaturated
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
MAGA heading to work Monday for Operation Destroy Bad Bunny
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Keith Bergman @keithbergman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Come on down to Copyrights Bar and Grill for the Big Sunday Football Title Final Match Sports Excitement Event party
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi  atomwaffen group
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's so grim that ICE are out murdering and kidnapping and the Trump admin is like "yes this is great we're gonna do more of this and livestream it, let's get some camera crews out to film this." and Democrats are like "OK but we need more money for body cameras if we're gonna keep funding this"
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The year is 2026 and we have measles in concentration camps in America.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The horrors persist but so do I
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I somehow went from watching Casablanca to the Star Wars prequels, which was like a caviar appetizer followed by 3 courses of dumpster soup
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just read the Heritage Foundation's "Saving the Family" plan
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just spent more time with this stoplight than Erica Kirk ever has with her kids
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I dim the lighting each time before I call my mother like I work at a 911 call center
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Anna DNP, FNP, BC@ AccessToCareAdvocate @anna1900.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is great! Philly DA Larry Krasner vows to "hunt down" ICE agents who are breaking the law like Germany hunted down Nazis after WWII. “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A draft I just found while cleaning out my Notes app 💀💀
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/01/2026
the new season of Curb is bleak
Leavitt and Cheryl Hines at a Trump event
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Noem is just the melting face of DHS. Miller runs the show
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They say the Piazzale Loreto is lovely this time of year
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I remember someone saying "Tom Cotton's name is as close to Jim Crow as reality would allow"
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They make it clear, every single day, that they simply want most of us dead
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Star Wars meme with the words: I'VE JUST MADE A DEAL THAT WILL KEEP THE EMPIRE OUT OF HERE FOREVER.
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
All y'all making fun of Bovino's unnecessary shoulder strap don't understand that's his tether to keep him from floating away like Balloon Boy
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When this is over, men should have to relinquish all camo face masks and podcast mics
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Every American athlete in Milan next month
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Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
After watching and reading nonstop horror all day, I need some kind of comfort movie and I think I will watch A Bug's Life.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/01/2026
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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