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“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BURGER spelled backwards is Scooby Doo offering you a leg massage.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If MAGA gets their way, American history will show that there were NEVER any bad Republicans. They were all the purest souls. Angels, really.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*extremely Wheatus voice* 🎵Cuz I’m just a MAGA dirt bag baby🎵

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Therapist: For relaxation, have you tried deep breathing? Sicko: Like into the phone?

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

MTV still giving out Video Music Awards when they no longer show videos is like ESPN still giving out Espys after becoming the 24/7 Soap Opera channel.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me: Gonna go outside and breathe in this wonderfully cool fall weather! My Sinuses:

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump’s attacks on CNN raise new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state. by Jake Tapper

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So sick of these dead-eyed empty-headed opportunistic unqualified sycophants that our big wet sundowning pedophile in chief keeps nominating to run our government making a mockery of their confirmation hearings…

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me when I see someone eating pizza with a fork.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In the new FRIDAY THE 13TH TV series Jason’s mom is the killer. Because of woke.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gonna be so cool to watch the Titans lose in their new stadium.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hmmm…I wonder what shitty player the Titans will draft with their first pick in next year’s draft?

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NFL Shop already having a damn Titans fire sale.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Look, I know things are bad, but on the bright side, bigots have created a whole ass anti-trans discrimination network to ensure that 16-year-old cis girls named Kinslee Alexis can finish in 10th place at swim meets.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can get Trump to admit to anything simply by saying he is not the best at it.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Big day for people who fuck animals and want to work in law enforcement.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kid Rock gonna be opening for Ed Sheeran before this tour is over.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Why are you a Titans fan, Todd?” Well, I love to watch a team punt. I’m a punting connoisseur.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

*huge deflating sigh welling up from the depths of my soul* Fucking Titans. Fuck goddamn.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When the 9/11 ceremony is about the victims and first responders and not you.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m launching a study of MAGA brains to test for shit.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 11/02/2025

Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"

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murph @murphadaisy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

how many hundreds of millions of dollars must be spent dehumanizing and demonizing trans kids and trans women and trans athletes before I'm allowed to say, no I don't think vote blue no matter who applies to politicians who think trans kids should kill themselves

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

News: “69 killed in horrific natural disaster” Me: Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it… My Brain: “Nice.”

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you take your shirt off at wendys you get to meet the police absolutely free of charge.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you believe that Donald Trump was pulled from the rubble by firefighters on 9/11 you’re either stupid on purpose or too evil to care.

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BastardQuest @bastardquest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This week on BastardQuest: The teens are drawn to a mysterious building in HIGH SCHOOL CTHULHU part four. Tuesday at patreon.com/bastardquest. Thursday everywhere.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/09/2026

Downthread description of this as a “family annihilator presidency”, that one leaves a mark

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

First: Yes he really posted these. Second: What the actual FUCK?

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Go to the GOP website for the midterms at gopdallas2026 dot com and see what pops up.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ATTENTION: In honor of September being Baby Safety Month, the Thursday night Baby Bowling League will be on hiatus until October.

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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

One of the most original horror/comedies currently streaming. I’ve never seen anything like it.

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