Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Werner Herzog: "In the last gasps of its dying empire, America became such an oppressive police state that even its hamburgers, the once great symbol of American gluttony and freedom, became trapped within its prison industrial complex. Indeed, no one was "lovin' it."" 030
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026America in one snapshot: small town grocery store with an almost completely empty parking lot. An old man instead parks his truck in the crosswalk and blasts conservative talk radio, scrolling on his phone while his wife does the shopping. 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every vague headline about the death of GOP giant Dennis Hastert who "also went to prison" 021
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Members of Congress returning to their home districts to campaign full time 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reading that the US lost "dozens of aircraft and hundreds of buildings" all over the Middle East because of the war it started for no reason and cannot win 120
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 ✅️ Rescue Diver certified 💪 First & only in my bloodline to dive Diving is a pursuit you just have to be proud of yourself for. It's not like you can invite friends to a diving competition or tournament. So anyway, I'm proud of myself for continuing to improve. 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The US military (your tax dollars) has choked off the entire island of Cuba, all so some Florida dude named Klann can sell them fuel at astronomical rates 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Anti-vaxxers pushing their measles patient zero child to the front of the ER line after infecting half the town 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Inner monologue of every migratory bird as the climate collapses 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 09/02/2026MAGA heading to work Monday for Operation Destroy Bad Bunny 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Just read the Heritage Foundation's "Saving the Family" plan 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A draft I just found while cleaning out my Notes app 💀💀 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 27/01/2026They make it clear, every single day, that they simply want most of us dead 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 26/01/2026All y'all making fun of Bovino's unnecessary shoulder strap don't understand that's his tether to keep him from floating away like Balloon Boy 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 21/01/2026When you somehow managed to get a decent public education in the Bible Belt South before the final rug pull 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 20/01/20261. You 2. Need 3. To 4. Get 5. A 6. Fucking 7. Life. 8. No, 9. Seriously. 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 17/01/2026America in 2026: getting more accurate information about measles outbreaks from People magazine than the CDC 110
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 17/01/2026What a week for Northwest Arkansas in the national news. First, Bentonville took a group of 4th grade gifted and talented students on a field trip to an ICE facility. And now Trump has pardoned, among others, Rep Womack's son for distributing meth and felon in possession of a firearm. 112
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 16/01/2026“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” - Philip K. Dick 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 15/01/2026During the livestream of Minneapolis residents battling ICE agents on a residential street after ICE shot yet another person.... a trailer for One Battle After Another plays 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Y'all Southern boys best git on home #Minnesota #ICE 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Incredible stories from Greg Bovino's childhood. 😮 I know the father killing a woman while driving drunk part is true. #soggybiscuit #ice #bovino #iceraids 020
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Me trying to cut down on single-use plastics while my government starts another oil war dropping bombs on people who make $1 per day 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Over 9 years, we built an enduring comedy show with a national reputation. In September we celebrated our 300th show & the AR Democrat-Gazette wrote a lovely feature about it. I am so grateful to every comic who performed, every person who attended & the Black Apple staff, especially Laura & Alicia❤️ 130
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Hey stud! Can you no longer perform in the office OR the bedroom?? This 28 day challenge is for YOU! 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Today marks 8 years without alcohol. It's been a rough one filled with stress and anxiety, & I'm too exhausted for a lot of inspirational words. But one thing I will say: gratitude is the true constant. Life is short; be brave. This world is cruel; be kind.❤️ 130
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Now, eventually you do plan to have accurate systems at your, at your "Accurate Systems" company, right...? Hello? 020
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 10/10/2025He always looks sweaty and feverish because his body is constantly adjusting to the new blood boy 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I'm so proud of this show and everyone who makes it possible! ❤️ www.arkansasonline.com/news/2025/oc... 020
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 01/09/2025It's the manatees with idea balls, but instead of Family Guy jokes, just a brand new grievance each day 010
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 05/07/2025After a recent health scare, still getting zoomies at 14.5 160
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Feeling hungover as shit because I ate too many Starbursts and potato chips last night 030
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Arkansas: where 12 year old girls can give birth between shifts at the chicken plant 000
Stef Bright @stefbright.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Does the "NO MASKS!" policy also apply to those Patriot Front cucks when they swarm out of a rented U-Haul like a clown car? 010