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if I said even half of what I actually thought I would be on *so many* lists (they/them)

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 4h
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles lakers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 4h
you know what day it is
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House House @househouse.com · 14h
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16h
Ah fuck he killed it
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this has lived in my head for a week and I gotta let it out
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
okay good night
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 18h
KIRA NERYS I SEE THAT EXPRESSION I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Jadzia saying If you dont mindI'd like to borrow your bodies for a few hoursKira with a big smile on her face
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Everyone's rightfully posting the "gay sophisticate" Daffy comic panel, but I personally think this one takes the cake
A comic panel of Daffy Duck bugging a visibly annoyed Bugs Bunny. 

Daffy: Teach me how to be a gay irresponsible rabbit like you... will ya, huh? Will ya?
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Had a very fun chat with a very cool developer the other day… Over the moon to share this exclusive interview with Jeff Kaplan! Hope you all enjoy ✨ www.gamespot.com/articles/jef...
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Jeff Kaplan Was An Industry Icon, Now Peers Ignore His Emails: Ex-Overwatch Director Talks "Humbling" Reality Of Indie Dev
The ex-Blizzard veteran sat down with GameSpot to discuss his AAA legacy and how he left it all behind for a dining room full of PC parts.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 13/10/2026
EVERYONE LOOK AT THE COVER FOR!! MY WIZARD BOOK!! ✨THE APPRENTICE LIAR AND THE DEATH OF THE WORLD💫 LYING! STEALING! AND ONE MILLION GAMES OF GO FISH WITH DEATH!!!!!!! MARCH! 2! 2027!
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Banilla @banillae.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Baba Deadlock next to Billy Deadlock saying “I love punching vampires with my transgender grandson William.”
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
DR. HOUSE: no. the monkeys need to jump on the bed to live
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WHOEVER YOU ARE, HAVE YOU DONE "THE MUSIC MAN". IF YOU HAVE NOT, CAN YOU DO "THE MUSIC MAN".
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red @rednovember.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kreia: BORED *spins in the co-pilot chair* are we there yet? Atton: no. Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit* Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda? Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
as much as I enjoyed most of the game, the dialogue did make my partner entirely mute my screenshare when I was playing through it in a call.
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Remap Radio @remapradio.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ace Combat 8 is a talkative slog that consistently plays to its greatest weaknesses. remapradio.com/articles/ace-combat-…
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Ace Combat 8 Chases Ghosts to a Dead Horizon
Talking (and flying) in circles.
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the Narin arms have really been such a fashion game changer for this game, goddamn
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pilot episode of the Argentinian series "Electro Andes" is now online. An ethno cyberpunk project directed by Nacho Malter & Damian Fernandez Gomez at Bellolandia studio. Available with Spanish & English dubs. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNNU...
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Morg @toolow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
screenshot from the original ultraman series showing muramatsu and arashi pointing a rocket at a 45-degree angle the caption says "aim for its butthole"
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my ONLY regret with them is getting them done before getting on HRT, but its hard to argue with results in the moment
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Local bitch in shambles (does not have a USB-C flash drive)
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Proof, in case you doubted
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
8 days a week girl
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
its my birthday today, so you all have to tell me that my tits are nice
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pod Racing is genuinely awesome cause it's like what if you got a bunch of bandits and criminals on a shitty planet and they tied sleds to unused space ship engines and said "go."
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Still from the AEW Grandslam Mexico Dynamite showing Jon Moxley half way in and out of the ring being stared down by Will Hobbs, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page and Will Ospreay. Moxley is labeled "Me" Hobbs is labeled "Anxiety" Samoa Joe is labeled "Samoa Joe" Page is labeled "Depression" and Ospreay is labeled "ADHD"
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh damn, knowing that Ace Combat 8 is the Assault Horizon guys makes all the pieces of that game that I fucking hate click into place. I still think its a goty contender for me, but damn these particular guys are not getting away from making the worst parts of that franchise
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ral zarek
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Wedge
The Wedge, made by radioshack in 1980’s-90’s
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
perfectly in touch with their playerbase's lack of any aesthetic sensibilities, which is of course its own aesthetic sense. pay not attention to the tacky citrine prime sticking out from behind my couch
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/10/2026
any advice | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE is standing in front of a whiteboard that says "WELCOME OUR VISITING ARTIST, MATTIE LUBCHANSKY." In the near foreground are a bunch of silhouettes.
MATTIE: ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
STUDENT: YEAH! WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU GET STUCK WRITING?

PANEL 2: Close in on MATTIE. She looks off to the side.

PANEL 3: MATTIE, in her home, completely nude. Messages are scrawled on the wall, seemingly in blood. A small fire is lit. She's crying.

PANEL 4: Same shot as panel two.
MATTIE: I LIKE TO PUT IT DOWN AND MAYBE TAKE A WALK OR A SHOWER!

i’m
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the deadlock "I'm gonna Rat" ping is one of the best things that could ever happen to videogames as a medium
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Darling the Bnuuy!!! @darlingthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Deadlock #Ratlock
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 24/03/2026
tguy flow
the right half of this image shows the doomer wojak saying "i got they'd because i look like a woman. i'll never be a real man." this has a red X on it. an arrow points to the left side of the image, which has dracula flow and a checkmark. dracula flow says "THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT THAT IM HIM"
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok my friend olive made this
"I saw the TV glow" with the stuff going over head meme. The talking head says "wow! The horror and alienation of repressing one's own transness" and the text over the head says "what if Fred Durst was your dad would that be fucked up or what'
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/10/2026
wait youre telling me we can make the internet livable again by just giving ukraine more money to blow up more of these??
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.
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Y2K9 📀 @why2k9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is goatcheese #deadlock #k9art
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy
@spiteismadebyfairies on instagram
"Being online enough to tell which Gen Z slang terms come from AAVE vs which come from 2010s incel forums is the modern version of telling which words are anglo-saxon or Latinate because of translating the aeneid, beowulf
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Jade @static20xx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big Walk good
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
new thot internalized
a trans woman saying no thank you to “boymode”, seeming pleased with “butch mode”, and doing double finger guns with laser beams for “bitch mode”
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