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He/They bisexual idiot | just call me Kyrin

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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Saying "you know he came up with that right? that was improv, it wasn't in the script" but when the actor is doing stuff off-set minding their own business
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 08/06/2026
Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.
The beloved mascot of the San Antonio Spurs: Rufus the Drug Coyote, standing on the basketball court and firing a rotary cannon into the crowd without a hint of mercy in his deranged and bloodshot eyes. He is staring into hell and doing all he can to fill it to its fiery brim. Nothing shall stay his hand in his dark work.
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Polluxery @polluxery.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Toph
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Gaster and the Knight dancing in the Festival at the end of the game after their last-resort mind control spell accidentally gets reflected back at them by Asgore's truck mirror and they become helpful Flower Shop employees
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a man and a woman are dancing on a stage and the man has a k on his shirt
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage and the man has a k on his shirt
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
for all the daymaxxers
a drawing of a cat on his phone at 02:11 while he should be sleeping.
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dreamin' @dreaminerryday.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
testing that update
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🐱 Ayvie/Sabine 🐲 Dragon HRT @ayvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A patient says "Give it to me straight, doc." The doctor says "You have six months to live." The patient says "give it to me gay, Doc." The Doctor, now with a yassified face, lil neckscarf, mesh shirt says "it's giving six months."
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
sanji has an important question #onepiece
sanji looking extremely haggard as he grins maniacally and says, "IS IT GAY IF HE HAS A FAT ASS?"
nearby text reads, "failing miserably at acting casual"first panel shows a small drawing of franky one piece doing his special star post in front of a sparkling rainbow, enthusiastically saying, "YES!". also written is, "franky loves gay people"
another panel shows robin looking serenely as she says, "all ass is gay." underneath it reads, "sowing chaos + expanding his mind"
next panel is luffy, giving a double thumbs up and saying "love is love!" with the text "doesn't understand" next to him
last panel is nami with her head in her hands, saying, "sigh. no, of course not. go get 'em, champ." text nearby reads, "not the first time he has asked her this"first panel is chopper standing there looking sad
next one is ace, looking bishounen and stretching out his hand saying, "why don't we find out...together?". he is on the prowl
next one is buggy, looking shocked to be here and a little pissed off, saying, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?!"
last one is usopp, looking concerned, as he says, "sanji...genuinely. i hope one day you can heal.one panel of zoro, looking confused, as his multiple speech bubbles read, "...what? why are you asking me? who's ass- actually no. i don't care"
last panel is brooks, who gleefully says, "depends on the size!!! yohohoho!"
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
it is never too late for 2026 resolutions #onepiece
an ms paint document that reads, in a gothic font, "in 2026 may you have..."
it continues next to a picture of a smiling usopp in a circle, "usopp's unforgivable swag...."
next, in very large gothic font, reads, "Zoro's Audacity." Underneath, in smaller font, reads, "the audacity of him", and he is very close up and grinning crazy style in his circle.
next, reads "The food that was once in Luffy's tummy, to be in my tummy instead. luffy in his circle is staring at you with a blank expression saying "what's your problem"
next, in appropriately swirly font, reads "Sanji's whatever and a picture of sanji smoking a cigarette and looking around with a drink on a tray.
lastly reads "Nami's Pipe" in large, distorted gothic font. nami is standing very far away and holding a large metal pipe.
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Dizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
NEW OCTOPUS DROPPED
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 26/05/2026
king ganondorf has contracted covid 19 😔
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sushi ★★★☆☆ @sushi53.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
youtube keeps trying to autoplay this video for me, no matter what i watch
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Deadlock giveth and taketh my Rem away
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rudy time @pierogiy.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
ok ill repost some of da classics. chopper middle part
one piece fan comic; chopper is standing off to the side staring blankly into space. behind him, nami addresses the straw hats all pissed off, saying, “whoever keeps giving chopper a middle part: you NEED to stop.”
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Steve Ly @notstevely.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
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Seilo @seilidare.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
#fate #fatestaynight
Meme redraw starring very naive Shirou fate stay night facing us in a kids playground and not realizing he is still standing right over a seesaw extremity. Meanwhile Archer behind him with one feet on the other side is more than eager to teach him a valuable but painful lesson. Ouch
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레야 @raeya0831.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
#FGO AAA WIP
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Seilo @seilidare.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the girls #fatestaynight #fateseries
Monochrome artwork depicting the 3 heroines of fate stay night: saber in the center, with sakura and rin at each side
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Sea 🌊 @seaguardxiv.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
FFXIV Screenshot of the glitched "Lvl 1    " mob from Coerthas. It has a speech bubble below, indicating that it is saying the contents of the quoted post.
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Ball Girl's Lawyer @smartsmears.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day. (created by @/whey.party)
BlueSky Crop Aspect Ratio
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Arjo🔞 @arjo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
proposal
clickbait Youtube thumbnail meme of the "TOP 5 spots to pee THAT ARE MY TERRITORY (#4 will shock you). The thumbnail is a German shepherd dog looking confused over a tree, Margaret Thatcher's grave, a fire hydrant, a power box, and a secret 5th lamp post.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’ theonion.com/dads-under-a-lot-of-pr…
‘Dad’s Under A Lot Of Pressure At Work,’ Says Woman Of Husband Who Spends Half Day Playing ‘Clash Of Clans’
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
me on phone: this is the worst possible time to dump me margaret tattoo artist: im not quite done so I could make it say I love margaritas
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popcore @popcore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Slim @sl1mskull.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I like this outfit :)
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 15/01/2026
Repost for reasons
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It’s safe in the cube… (Funny lil deadlock post)
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-ˋˏ REN 🐣 ˎˊ- @renkkai.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Marketable plushie or homunculus? part 2: oh no it's starting to multiply #umamusume #ウマ娘
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Panel 01: Shen is standing in front of you in a business suit with a yellow tie, with his hands behind his back, saying "I have an idea for a new type of cat cafe, but I need investors. Here is the idea:"

Panel 02: A dollhouse-style depiction of the inside of a multi-floored cafe. The first floor features a few tables, a couple of cats (one orange tabby and one tuxedo cat), a cup of coffee on one of the tables, and a staircase leading up. Text below reads "the first floor just has normal cats."

Panel 03: Text reads "But as you go up, each subsequent floor has more & more dangerous cats", as it depicts the upper floors of this cafe, featuring, from bottom to top, bobcats, tigers, and lions.

Panel 04: Text reads "And at the top is just me in a fursuit with a machete." Shen is in an orange cat fursuit, dramatically holding a machete with his arms splayed out, backlit by god beams from the stained glass behind him, which looks like a series of cat faces. You are reaching the top of the spiral staircase into the room, covered in cat scratches and wielding a broken-handled broom.
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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mamanooke.bsky.social @mamanooke.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Desscaras #IchitheWitch #魔男のイチ
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Suzu COMMS OPEN @ dawntrail @tamensou.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
a taste of salvation #orv
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Halloween rice please come to me
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 24/11/2025
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
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kumisori @kumisori.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
🔷 🔶 🐰相棒うさぎR君🐰 🔶 🔷 私の相棒うさぎ🐰R君です☀️ 部屋で完全放し飼いです R君画像No.315 🐰💨 ご飯のお出迎え‼︎ Meal welcome‼︎ 밥의 마중‼︎ #うさぎ #rabbit #토끼 #癒し #RabbitRkun
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
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BenignBeezlebub @benignbeezlebub.com · 23/11/2025
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
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Pelo @srpelo.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 24/11/2025
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illustration of a catacomb saint standing on a pile of skulls
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#kimgakaku
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yoru charging up a spirit bomb made of gringos like it would do something to Pochita
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies (Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
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