Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I returned the flapper I bought yesterday and the store credit to buy this hose was within .01 Jah guide. 041
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fucking CeraVe pump bottle. I gotta dip my fingers in it for the last 2 weeks of lotion. 150
Reposted by Noble SavageJared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wish I knew how to monetize whatever my deal is. 24512
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Stoked for everyone in AC tonight. AC be ACing but the boardwalk vibe pre and post show isn’t to be missed. 050
Reposted by Noble Savagedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trans Baby Yoda can still happen if people want it bad enough 410123
Reposted by Noble Savageoscill @oscill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anyone need Billy tix for Friday? Good friend in SF has to bail and has 3 tix in sec 126. DM me and I’ll connect you if interested 023
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yesterday’s squats and lunges cancelled today’s run. Hobbled and humbled. 7140
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A shed full of ppl singing Jack and Diane is pretty nice. 030
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine deliberately giving yourself bubble guts DURING a job interview. 140
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just found out there’s a Bread and Puppet exhibit at ODU. Anyone see them at Lemonwheel? 020
Reposted by Noble SavageJarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.” Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring. “Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.” Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal. 6352128
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I want to buy roto-toms to jam with my son. I’m haunting used music stores all the damn time now. 140
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“I leave my diesel truck idling at a gasoline pump while I’m inside 7-11 buying Copenhagen” to own the libs. 190
Reposted by Noble Savagedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the pilot episode of The Newsroom is better than Reservoir Dogs. 1224
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026On goose watch, ready to clear the cul-de-sac if necessary. 2240
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There’s a Rolex Reddit page and those ppl are fucking weird. Weirder than phish ppl. 450
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s nice to know there’s so much incredible music out there that nice never heard. An infinite well. This is musical happiness 040
Reposted by Noble Savageheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out 426372
Reposted by Noble SavageThe Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A week where Tom Brady emerges as the least objectionable of the Brady/Belichick/Kraft trio. 101062
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looking for a 2 day RVA lawn for @ultraholicjp.bsky.social , help a brother out! 100
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So Sirius will only go down to $6.99 per month. They called my bluff on “I can only afford $4.99” 450
Reposted by Noble SavageWalking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: That guy from Midnight Oil still dancing like that 1356
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Been hearing so much good stuff about the JBS tour and wanted to go but the DC show is on a fucking Sunday. 6100
Reposted by Noble SavageTrill Walton🌹💀🌹 @terrence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Take 90 seconds to listen to Sturgill mf Simpson talk about what Bob mf Weir meant to him 1333
Reposted by Noble SavageJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115811941
Reposted by Noble SavageWhen To Stream @whentostream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026IT ENDS (2025) Streaming Now VOD/Digital – Sale/Rental (Apple, Amazon, Fandango, etc.) #ItEnds 092
Noble Savage @stashgong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Which one of yall is posting RVA recs for booze food and street drugs? I’m all ears. 141
Reposted by Noble SavageGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Teach a man to draw a fish, and he doesn't eat for a day. Teach a man to generate a digital fish, and he doesn't eat for a lifetime. 0749