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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 3h

So wait, did Andrew Tate have sex with a horse and an eel or were the eel and the horse fucking each other?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026

lmao

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My second favorite team has always been not-the-Yankees so I am ecstatic about that play

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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fuck. Tyquan Thornton breakout game and that’s how it ends

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the U.S. we often see people in a similar situation commit suicide by lighting their own car on fire and then sitting in the driver’s seat and shooting themselves in the back of the head. I wonder if they have that problem in Britain, too?

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guy must have been drunk on the sidelines or something

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down.” Hard to believe this messaging isn’t resonating more

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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eric Schmitt, one of the architects of the Protect College Sports Act. Truly the best and the brightest coming to save college sports.

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Seeing the White Sox have a little bit of postseason success is reminding of how much I, as a lifelong Orioles fan, hate the Orioles

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My 7 year old is aware of girls her age that have been assaulted. I was a little older than her the first time a friend disclosed to me bc she knew my mom would do something when hers wouldn’t. Some of y’all are acting real brand new about a very old problem.

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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can understand why the features of a supposed AI assistant are compelling. I kinda wanna try it too. But I know too much about how these things work. Do not give a cloud-based agent access to your shit. Especially one from the big tech companies.

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re big sports fans around here

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

JJ McCarthy is right at that inflection point where I’m not sure if it’s funnier if he turns it around now or if he sucks even worse

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lmao at the Vikings roi with this kid

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen like 20 seconds of it lol

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rumors of the Chiefs reprise have been greatly exaggerated

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tool Academy importantly had somebody saying, “I won the pig challenge, heyyy” and I’ll still repeat that every so often

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now that’s what I call advertising

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

discography

A cd with a picture of a man laying down wearing only socks and making a suggestive face. The title of the album is "Carl Shunt
For real piss drinkers only"
the album has a bunch of discount stickers on it, all the way down to 50 cents.
Under it is another album by Carl Shunt, featuring him wearing a turtle neck, titled
"I have ruined my life. I shouldn't have spent my life savings recording an album about drinking pee. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea."

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Most humans diverged from jellyfish 600-700 million years ago but I’m built different

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 24/09/2026

I don't have time to write more, but ICE is working to remove people to third countries in violation of D.V.D. v. DHS. I've been up since 5:20 A.M. working with two other attorneys to prevent our client from being shipped out. If you rep someone at risk of third country removal, check on them NOW

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

HOT SCOOP: Anonymous high up insider for the Minnesota Vikings when asked about a JJ McCarthy trade: “I dunno, I guess it could happen”

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sir, r-rated Godzilla has just hit the BlueSky feed

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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was and it is

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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

Wouldn’t be my first choice of lube, but you do you

Some bearded chud with a backwards ball cap and a tee shirt featuring automatic rifles and reading “I lube my ass with liberal tears”

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

An appropriate ending now would be a fumbled snap to the holder

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jalen Royals lining up like a TE is something I’d do in a video game

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How did the Patriots get absolutely nothing out of Tyquan Thornton?

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

LET THE WHALEFALL! WATCH IT CRUMBLLLLE!

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There has never been a version of the rules where that was a catch but we’ll see what the refs decide this timey. He

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That is probably the dumbest way Caleb Williams could possibly get hurt. What a disaster

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Winning by 13 @ Wake Forest isn’t looking so bad right now

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“ powerful people have never outsourced their thinking to technology this much” SIR I HAVE READ THE DIARIES OF SLAVES AND WATCHED THE CINEMA OF CREOLIZED COUNTRIES THE OVER SEXED FAILSONS WITH NO BRAINS ARE A FEATURE

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If DeBoer loses to FSU again… I don’t know what but I will laugh

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Clemson with a dumb touchdown to keep UNC alive. ACC football, it’s stupid!

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not even close to the worst 4th quarter play of the day for an ACC team from North Carolina. Woo buddy

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s never too early to fire Dabo

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is not satire. Too many women faked interest in these fascists then doxxed them. I ❤️ women.

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can’t remember a time where Accenture or any of its corporate predecessors completely fucked up a job with massive implications for the entire economy so this is great

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Decades of explosive u fettered financial growth have left college sports in need of saving. Hopefully somebody will pass a vague law of some sort

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I need to stop tricking myself into believing the Orioles are still in it and that graphic ESPN showed a minute ago is not helping

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem

A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.

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