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starkweather

@starkweather.bsky.social
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Above average height, large skull, round physique, graying brown hair, beard with gray patches, covered in dog hair

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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 14h
Such a funny name to try to elicit positive fan reaction
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 14h
BOB UECKER (yaaaayyy!!!!) AND BUD SELIG (cough)
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 15h
Well, hot damn. Brew Crew vs either AL team (preferably Cleveland) is an awesome World Series
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t want to get too far ahead of myself but I’m starting to wonder if the Dodgers threepeat really is a foregone conclusion
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve reviewed the Kelly Clarkson footage so you don’t have to. I have no idea what I’m looking at here
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I could really use the help! 🫶
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The obvious answer is that they are
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Remember when Axl Rose used to wear kilts? I wonder if he still does that
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bad news. I’m now enamored of yet another dog breed. This one is a briard
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lol, he’s the second guy from the left
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He was pretty rough for most of this year but he still has his moments
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Check your weed for razor blades before you smoke it
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Legitimately an Orioles legend
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ced! Always gonna root for that guy
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pretty sure Troy Aikman just told me that Bills player had an emergency appendectomy after the play that just happened
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When I first heard about AI being used for menus and advertisements, my concern was largely that it would be used to idealize the food and make it look better than it actually was. At no point did I imagine that restaurants would willingly put out horrific looking images of their food on purpose
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What’s up with that Holani guy on the Seahawks? How do you get to the NFL with hands like that?
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The musical equivalent of Mitch McConnell
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Exact type of random outcome that make fantasy football such a stupid hobby
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol, losing at fantasy football because the guy who didn’t even set his lineup has Jaylen Warren
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Eagles should move Lsmpkin to RG just so he’s next to Markel Bell every play
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Christ almighty, Kentucky
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Jesse Legree is a legitimate Heisman contender. I love it
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
21 years of thinking “I’m a son of a gun, moms was a Hoover crop” every time I hear the name Hoover
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cignetti is gonna start canceling conference games after this one
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give Isaac Brown the spooky season Heisman because his campaign is back from the dead
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So wait, did Andrew Tate have sex with a horse and an eel or were the eel and the horse fucking each other?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
lmao
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My second favorite team has always been not-the-Yankees so I am ecstatic about that play
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice, I know there are a few scattered around Michigan/Wisconsin/Ohio, didn’t know any up there
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice, where is that one?
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck. Tyquan Thornton breakout game and that’s how it ends
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Depression is just weird like that
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the U.S. we often see people in a similar situation commit suicide by lighting their own car on fire and then sitting in the driver’s seat and shooting themselves in the back of the head. I wonder if they have that problem in Britain, too?
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy must have been drunk on the sidelines or something
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“When missing children posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down.” Hard to believe this messaging isn’t resonating more
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The White Sox had their own failed generation of prospects recently so maybe there’s something like hope for the O’s
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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt, one of the architects of the Protect College Sports Act. Truly the best and the brightest coming to save college sports.
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing the White Sox have a little bit of postseason success is reminding of how much I, as a lifelong Orioles fan, hate the Orioles
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 7 year old is aware of girls her age that have been assaulted. I was a little older than her the first time a friend disclosed to me bc she knew my mom would do something when hers wouldn’t. Some of y’all are acting real brand new about a very old problem.
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can understand why the features of a supposed AI assistant are compelling. I kinda wanna try it too. But I know too much about how these things work. Do not give a cloud-based agent access to your shit. Especially one from the big tech companies.
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re big sports fans around here
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been told it’s “that play…”
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy is right at that inflection point where I’m not sure if it’s funnier if he turns it around now or if he sucks even worse
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe he’s gotten licensed in his free time
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starkweather @starkweather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao at the Vikings roi with this kid
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen like 20 seconds of it lol
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