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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

absolutely insane product being advertised to me, I genuinely cannot think of anything less cosy, hey how about having a lifesize version of the most terrifying villain of all fiction IN YOUR HOME

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am ready to be so normal about this

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm gonna be honest with you lads, I'm not sure I have a Tuesday in me right now

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

New outfit inspo for all librarians just dropped 😍

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

deep cut from my childhood but… WUV WOO

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sketching some little Claires today because I miss her 🥺

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can't believe I didn't know there was going to be a Ghosts movie with a cinematic release until I saw an ad on the side of a bus just now?? My information network has let me down so bad omfg

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

finally finished Ludwig season 2 (no spoilers for my chums across the pond!) and I am so deeply deeply invested in this whole mystery solving squad and the new villain is wonderful and I just had a great time overall, peak cosy autumn tv 🥰

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

having to write an email to my landlord on a Friday night: -25 psychic damage

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Working today of all days, on 9-25. What a way to make a living.

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my very low stakes possibly unpopular opinion is that I hate it when a podcast has a guest on, it always feels like meeting up with your friends and someone has unexpectedly brought along their annoying new boyfriend and he throws off the whole vibe

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mivven @ghostsghouls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It cannot be overstated how much Bret does not make an argument in this column. He does not list a single worthy book he thinks was excluded. He clearly has not read the vast majority of the books. His entire critique is just “these books are written by women and minorities, which is bad”.

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

5 days in Greece and my blood is around 90% gelato

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sunset at the temple of Poseidon

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Greece really do be like that sometimes

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

at Delphi today, trying not to think ‘oh it’s just like Asassin’s Creed Osyssey!’ every five minutes 🙈

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you are NOT ready for how smol the tortoise I saw today was

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve been so busy recently this trip has kinda snuck up on me, so I am somewhat startled to find myself in Greece this evening, but there’s the Acropolis right there in the distance!

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

as soon as you get too close, Cute Little Baby Mode is activated

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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this. That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas). The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much. It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my secret superpower is providing a reasonable level of customer service while in intense psychic agony

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

bought some National Trust scented candles from a gift shop the other day because they were on sale and maaaan they 'aint shit, as the kids say, my £1 a pop candles from IKEA are way better 🤷

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

having an animated discussion with a customer about Star Trek Voyager is such an example of Just When I Thought I Was Out, This Job Pulls Me Back In

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

at Bodiam castle this morning

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

my sister and I walking through a field of cows as we nervously discuss the article we both read about how many people get trampled to death by cows for no reason

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

it’s a sunny day at Sissinghurst

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

me and my sister rolling up to Sissinghurst castle blasting ‘Ring of Keys’ out the car window, gay as hell of us tbh

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Great news everyone: stuff isn’t really expensive any more. Actually it’s very cheap, you’re all rich now

EMMA DUNCAN
Stop the handouts, the 'cozzie livs' is
over
It's disingenuous to claim there's still a cost of living crisis — and irresponsible to the public purse
Emma Duncan
Thursday September 03 2026, 7.35pm, The Times

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

it’s one of those days when I am thinking longingly of retirement, not because it has been particularly stressful or anyone has yelled at me (yet) but because I am just SO exhausted 😩 😭😴

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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my upstairs neighbours have returned from a 2 month long trip and they are nice people but Oh Boy I forgot how loud that kid is 😑

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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026

a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yeah we know we were there

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

had a lovely day out at the Swallowfield Show

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

out of context description of me from a good friend

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026

People here recoil from AI because it doesn't look like the future. The observable uses for it include: - Scams - Homogenously hideous zero-effort advertising - Making non-consensual porn out of real people's photos - Insanely inflated market capitalization

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

got some pretty decent views of London as we came in to land today

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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

No one actually reads papers any more apart from a small minority of psychotic boomer reactionaries who have strong opinions about the ginger prince marrying an uppity black woman. The hack class cannot fathom their own inconsequentiality.

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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The wild thing about this is that, at root, this is every opinion in the UK. Me, my friends and family are real people and we should be treated with kindness and respect. Everyone else is a grifting fake taking money out of my pocket and using up resources that should be mine.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Remember folks, wash out your tin cans before placing them in the correct recycling bin.

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