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Alice

@starinthetitle.bsky.social
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Nerd, artist, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.

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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16h
I went to sleep at 6pm yesterday, woke up at 1am, read for an hour then went back to sleep until my alarm woke me at 6am for work chat is this normal
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16h
my antidepressants are making me so so tired lately I’m starting to suspect they operate under the theory of ‘can’t be depressed if you’re unconscious ✌️’
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon: man sipping tea and saying "bloody hell"
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
him being SO confidently 100% wrong was SENDING me
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if Richard somehow manages to style it out after literally admitting it OUT LOUD I swear to god 😂
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so proud of you ❤️
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feels like they gave them too much time for this task tbh #CelebrityTraitors
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is so absolutely chaotic immediately, I've missed this show so much 😂 #celebritytraitors
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me at work the second October hits:
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Don't look up @zone6bgardener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
Alt: Dancing Skeletons - It's October!
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what's next?? a cuddly Freddy Krueger?? You want me to take a plushie Pennywise the clown to bed with me??
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely insane product being advertised to me, I genuinely cannot think of anything less cosy, hey how about having a lifesize version of the most terrifying villain of all fiction IN YOUR HOME
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am ready to be so normal about this
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boo hoo hoo! We are just so poor as a country. We are so poor compared to what we used to be, even though we're one of the richest countries in the world and you, yes you, ungrateful peon: you are richer than ever before! Everyone is! But the country is too poor! Better things aren't possible!
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm gonna be honest with you lads, I'm not sure I have a Tuesday in me right now
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New outfit inspo for all librarians just dropped 😍
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
deep cut from my childhood but… WUV WOO
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sketching some little Claires today because I miss her 🥺
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't believe I didn't know there was going to be a Ghosts movie with a cinematic release until I saw an ad on the side of a bus just now?? My information network has let me down so bad omfg
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally finished Ludwig season 2 (no spoilers for my chums across the pond!) and I am so deeply deeply invested in this whole mystery solving squad and the new villain is wonderful and I just had a great time overall, peak cosy autumn tv 🥰
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also I sneeze and that man charges me £50
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he's really not even a bad landlord, as landlords go, he's generally pretty reasonable and seems like a decent guy, but just having to be reminded of the very concept of landlords and the fact that I have one is just so mentally exhausting
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having to write an email to my landlord on a Friday night: -25 psychic damage
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Working today of all days, on 9-25. What a way to make a living.
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a prisoner
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my very low stakes possibly unpopular opinion is that I hate it when a podcast has a guest on, it always feels like meeting up with your friends and someone has unexpectedly brought along their annoying new boyfriend and he throws off the whole vibe
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mivven @ghostsghouls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It cannot be overstated how much Bret does not make an argument in this column. He does not list a single worthy book he thinks was excluded. He clearly has not read the vast majority of the books. His entire critique is just “these books are written by women and minorities, which is bad”.
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jj @lajellybean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Image of N'grath, the shady underground crime lord, wait, sorry *checks notes* "legitimate businessman" from season 1 of Babylon 5. He looks like a giant yellow-toned preying mantis.
 
A hastily scribbled speech bubble covers the bottom of the image, containing a quote from the Pokémon scalpers featured in the quoted post. Text reads, "This is insane and hurting countless small business owners like myself."
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goodbye acropolis 👋😭
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am a four-scoops-a-day MINIMUM kind of woman
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 days in Greece and my blood is around 90% gelato
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sunset at the temple of Poseidon
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Greece really do be like that sometimes
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
at Delphi today, trying not to think ‘oh it’s just like Asassin’s Creed Osyssey!’ every five minutes 🙈
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you are NOT ready for how smol the tortoise I saw today was
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gelato Acquired 👍
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kittiessss
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been so busy recently this trip has kinda snuck up on me, so I am somewhat startled to find myself in Greece this evening, but there’s the Acropolis right there in the distance!
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
as soon as you get too close, Cute Little Baby Mode is activated
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
personally I always sing 'cat waterrrrr' to the tune of 'Goldfinger' every time I fill up the cat's water bowl
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this. That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas). The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much. It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s the week before my period so I am operating somewhere on the scale of ‘lobotomise myself with a biro because my brain is on fire’ and ‘weep in a dark room for hours because the world is on fire’ at all times
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
to be fair, most people in customer service jobs have this
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my secret superpower is providing a reasonable level of customer service while in intense psychic agony
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the best scented candle I've bought recently was from this shop, which was at the Swallowfield Show, and I wish I'd bought like ten more, extremely glad they have their Etsy shop on the sticker www.etsy.com/shop/Fragran...
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FragrancedGoodies - Etsy
Shop Hand Crafted Fragranced Candles & Handmade Wax Melts by FragrancedGoodies located in Sutton, United Kingdom.
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Alice @starinthetitle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bought some National Trust scented candles from a gift shop the other day because they were on sale and maaaan they 'aint shit, as the kids say, my £1 a pop candles from IKEA are way better 🤷
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