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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 8h
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has the nostalgic critical reevaluation of bad movies hit Men in Black 3 yet?
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Six Feet Under being anywhere on a “best tv shows” list is grounds to dismiss the list entirely.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
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maundering yokel @nomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you've got to assume an ethics expert is troubled almost all the time. although it would be pretty cool not to be. "the blasé ethicist"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy who watches YouTube animations for children while he eats dinner every night: “Wow… I was skeptical before, but I truly believe AI will replace all of us in the next 3 years. This video is proof. I mean, the song sounds like it could play on the radio right now! Fascinating…”
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Garbage men can actually get written up for not having a freaky enough stuffed doll strapped to the front of their truck
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 19/09/2026
WE RAN OUT OF TIME! THAT'S THE GAME! CHICAGO WINS THE CROSS-SEX CLASSIC! 23-16!
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolute Green Arrow: I liked the first issue but the following 3 I’ve read since are straight up bad I think. “Green arrow assassinates pedo billionaires who are doing resident evil experiments plus it’s also a mystery who he is” could work as a story but it feels so rushed and underbaked.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Live game day threads on Reddit are so funny because if the team is winning it’s like “these boys are gods among men. I don’t care about the rest of the season, winning this single game has made my entire year. We may never lose again with talent this magnificent.” The same guy when his team loses:
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He thought he was vaxxed
He thought he was vaxxed
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Exactly! 👏 there’s so much bad shit going on right now we just need to suck it up and give up this inch. I don’t think conceding an inch is going to give them a mile. I was born yesterday by the way.
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audrey audrey audrey audrey audrey @freebodydiagram.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
helping to host a chicago underground film festival after party. come hear some dope music and chat about movies!!
poster with CUFF bear, bill is Ira Glass, Daundry, and Facing. $15 on 9/25 , doors 9:30 music 10 pm
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gandalf touched Frodo that’s why he’s quiet and solemn when they return to the shire
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this might unintentionally be the funniest thing he's done in years
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The mid inning break last night where everyone stood up and clapped and cheered for the Pat Tillman dog made me feel crazy
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
JOHN TRAVOLTA: (convincingly) What's a sybian?
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My list of names for my future children. I think about Hennessy LaGrange once a week. I know her better than I know my father.
My list of names for my future children: Cary Grant Marchant

Guy Alligator 

Sandwiches Galore

Lovely Kindness/Rachel B. Kindness

Theodore Theodore McCarthy 

Adam Dracula

Delaware Bean

Arnold Aprill

Scotty “Sporty” Pepperson

Hennessy LaGrange

Lamar Duprixion
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Red Robin Gourmet Burgers and Brews Unleashes "X-Men: Apocalypse" Inspired Burger in Advance of Upcoming Film Release: The Gourmet Burger Authority Recasts 'The Berserker X' Burger for a Limited Time
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What are they teaching at this school??
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Circling back on this… I really hate to do this, and you know I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t serious, but I really, really need to borrow a mile, like right now. Please.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No one but the opinion columnist class
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ms. negative emotional aura @awfuldaughter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
guy who couldn't read in the 11th grade: if i was in the WNBA i would start punching and elbowing all the females and then teabag them while they're limp on the ground xx-xy: thank 👏 you 👏 for 👏 speaking 👏 up 👏 for 👏 girls
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bro please just give me an inch man that’s all I need is one inch. Just one just a single inch please that’s it. I swear it I swear I do not need a mile just the inch is all.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Had a dream last night that there was a special emergency presidential election today and Joe Biden won. Immediately following that I found myself trapped in a school shooting. Much to think about…
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audrey audrey audrey audrey audrey @freebodydiagram.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One parent said her daughter feels that she is never going to come home and believes she is going to die on the ship. Others asserted that the Navy had not done enough to take care of the sailors as they fight this war.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Started training to be a custodian this week. They’re making me live in the school…
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I could fix him
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/07/2026
Trump: "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also. And we're changing, raking, cleaning, and changing all of the parks."
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My mom worked at Crap Academy Elementary School so we all got a discounted tuition. When I moved up to Crap College Prep it was definitely a strain financially, and I’m still paying off my U of C loans to this day. I have my frustrations with higher education but I do think it was worth it.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Screaming, crying, throwing up, etc. www.indiewire.com/features/int...
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Mike Leigh Says ‘Tender Loving Care’ Is Most Likely His Final Film Due to Illness
Mike Leigh tells IndieWire that his upcoming film 'Tender Loving Care' is most likely his last movie.
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagining being one of Frasier's girls of the week and him saying "transsexual" with relish as he explains how woke he is to Niles.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Smooth and Unusual
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hey does anyone know where i can read a profile of some dumb asshole that fell for a reality show hosts bull shit and it took a decade for them to realize theyd been duped? oh every day in every major publication? awesome thanks
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audrey audrey audrey audrey audrey @freebodydiagram.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Writing on Spotlight that otherwise would be unsuitable for letterboxd. very mid movie, great for getting survivors to think about the nature of abuse and how it's processed by everyone not directly involved after the fact boxd.it/fhA45p
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A review of Spotlight (2015)
Psychiatric phenomena as the statistically validated topology of the bend and pull of mass relations, social relations, and above all not the madman but the terrorizing erotics of the misanthrope -- t...
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Smells like McDonalds outside today
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gina @ootheca.net · 13/07/2026
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
First time going this far south on my bike!
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
New Moana has to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back right? A nostalgia remake of a movie that is barely 10 years old with multiple big name cast members reprising their roles, plus it’s still mostly animated. I’m sure it’ll make money but this can’t be the way forward. What’s the end game?
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is 1998 the worst out of competition selection at Cannes?
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#CUBS SWEEP! FINAL: Cubs 23, Padres 3.
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Doritos Vicks DayQuil Tortilla Chip
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Going to Rate Field for the first time in years really reminded me where my allegiance lies in regard to baseball in the great city of Chicago. I saw a woman in a wheelchair with what looked like a pretty fresh knee surgery scar stand up multiple times for the Sox today
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My beloved White Sox with a 20 runs and counting game and I’m at home watching the Cubs lose to Milwaukee like a chud
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Chicago TGirl Picnic @tgirlpicnic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sunday June 28th girls be there Horner Park
Sunday June 28th 2-7 Horner Park
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A stock image of a woman smiling at the camera while sitting at an open laptop in a room decorated like an Ikea brochure. Text at the top and bottom of the screen says "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight // I'm too busy playing hit deckbuilding roguelite Slay the Spire 2 (Mega Crit, 2026)"
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Doing the Indiana Jones snake bit every time it rains: “Oh God! Why’d it have to be WATER!”
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Quinn @stargaws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Two hours into today’s class and we’ve just ranked fast food restaurants
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