Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ok well then from now on we will only be communicating through my lawyer 140
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m sure we can prop him up enough to make it work 130
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The douche vibes were so strong I literally made a u-turn to take this pic 19593
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today in “they don’t make stuff like they used to”: meet my grandmother’s hand mixer. This thing is older than me by decades and probably a fire hazard but it could blend up a dead body in 15 minutes. I have no doubt it will outlive me. 6343
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Phoebe has perfected the art of the Menacing Hover 1162
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Celebrating 1 year of Phoebe with her most iconic poses 3423
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New image has been leaked of McConnell in his offices after hours 020
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In case I needed further proof that Phoebe is evil, I just found her sitting on my laptop and she’d managed to somehow open excel and do this 1310414
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I understand why it exists but we aren’t paying that! 2100
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s funny because if we talkin round, Phoebe would also like a word 140
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026idk guys maybe think about phrasing next time 1160
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What the fuck is up with the verb tense choices here 162
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Beside the point I know but I went to read that story and this banner has me cracking up 141
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ok Abercrombie I wasn’t aware of your game #ally 🏳️⚧️ 0644
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@twotothefifth.bsky.social @piegoblin.bsky.social 291
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you have a screenshots folder I highly recommend browse it from time to time, you never know what bangers lie forgotten, waiting to be rediscovered 4332
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This won’t work on all of them and it may take a treatment or two but you might be surprised. Depending on how old it is, rub this in and let it sit for a few days before washing. I’ve gotten rid of washed-in grease stains before. 030
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the shit cats get up to when you’re already overstimulated 4412
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When destiny calls you’d better be ready to answer 3141
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Leave us alone and go back to where you belong 160
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026We’ve been going to this restaurant for several years and I have yet to understand what the hell this is supposed to mean 2215622
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This bitch has intrusive thoughts 24/7 and will attempt to gnaw on you at every opportunity. She’s currently sitting on a box and shredding the corner. 3140
