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Stephen

@ssheafer.bsky.social
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He/him. NYC. motorsports fan. gundam enthusiast. manager of computer professionals. Currently reading: Water Margin content here are my personal opinions.

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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 06/10/2026
this is what software developers are agreeing to and it's so obviously ludicrous the second you see it recontextualised
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember always that you are marketing a service (your labor) in the resume and modulate you feelings accordingly. Self-aggrandizement is the bare minimum required. Left unchecked, your translations may destroy human civilization as we know it.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, just to get it past the first filters. If the posting requires 10 years experience doing X, ensure the resume says somewhere “12 years experience with X” even if a reasonable person would find that logically obvious
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One stupid piece of advice I learned from working adjacent to HR at a big corp - if a job posting has minimum qualifications, you need to tailor your resume to make it abundantly clear that you fit all of those or you will get screened out before the recruiter even looks
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笹倉(絵用) @sasakura3434.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
一人の魔女の話 #天幕のジャードゥーガル
『天幕のジャードゥーガル』のファンアート
魔女ファーティマと幼いシタラ
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rule the Waves 3 is some excellent war gaming once you watch a few hours of tutorials
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In that case, Lockon Stratos 1 Lockon Stratos 2
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The day to day tasks in the job of “software development” are so much less enjoyable versus 2 years ago. Everyone stressed out and going slowly or quickly insane.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The day to day tasks in the job of “software development” are so much less enjoyable versus 2 years ago. Everyone stressed out and going slowly or quickly insane.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now we can name our kid Goku
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I stuggled to keep interest with most of the dungeons tbh. Something about the camera makes them feel really claustrophobic
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LCバター @lcbutter.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
巴御前好き #FGO
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ich glaube, dass die Wahl von Sachsen-Anhalt ein Sonderfall war. Aber fürchte ich mich auch vor der Möglichkeit eine AfD Regierung
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I thought this was the website for 30-50 year olds
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally finished Deng Xiaoping and the Transformation of China. Excellent book, truly fascinating recent history. Deng was really living the Victoria 3 player fantasies with his four modernizations.
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Venicello @venicello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(35 year old chuunibyou) rrrgh!! the demon sealed inside my lower back... it's struggling to escape...
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eric van allen @seamoosi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Star Wars, Zero Company? buddy that's me every friday
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For instance I expect to be waiting about 4-5 months total to get work authorization when joining my German citizen spouse in Germany
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is not terribly different for German legal immigration
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Check out Road To Empress
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 21/08/2026
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What’s the best statin? I’m only familiar with Lipitor
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Enkou 🌸 @oolongnoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
emulation is preservation 🎮🌱 (1/7) (cw: grappling with trauma, cPTSD, and dysmorphia) #personal #vent #oolongnoonart #emulation #retroconsoles
i've been thinking about old videogames lately

standalone, solid pieces of fun
no day one patch, a completed work

you could come back to them like an old book

there were also games i never got to for whatever reason

ones just out of my reach
or that i've never heard of

i wound up learning about emulators
and got myself a handheld retro console to play roms with

i've been really enjoying this

(sketches of a retroid pocket 5/G2 and an anbernic 406H, third-party handhelds that can run emulators)
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is really great
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#TacticsOgre Ravness Loxaerion
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yesterday Mayor Mamdani endorsed a bill to force Amazon to employ its own delivery drivers, rather than outsource the work to subcontractors. The Prospect can report that Amazon's lead lobbyist on that bill is Chuck Schumer's daughter Jessica. prospect.org/2026/08/11/m...
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Mamdani’s Taking On Amazon. His Opponent? Chuck Schumer’s Daughter. - The American Prospect
Legislation before the New York City Council would end Amazon’s subcontracting of delivery drivers. Jessica Schumer is the lead lobbyist against it.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you squint this is Homestuck Made This World
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My favorite Japanese pun is the title of the fine video game Atelier Escha & Logy & is “to” in Japanese
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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
happy “today is the only day you can repost this” day
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Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999
ALT: Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Are you listening to the Shelved By Genre podcast episodes on it?
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Leier Coyol @leier-coyol.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I retook a picture of one of my old works. Here's a pterosaur, it has some anatomical mistakes, but I still like it #SciArt #paleoart #embroidery #art
A picture of an embroidered pterosaur, it's not of a specific species.
I made this little guy when I was learning more modern dino anatomy, the front legs off (the joints are supposed to be backwards), making the little guy standing more like a dog than a real ptero whoops
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
immigration is a lot of work
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This one goes hard
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ysy1976.bsky.social @ysy1976.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
China:Remember when in 2021 Wall Street was talking about China’s Lehman moment? Well, here we are. The real estate bubble has been deflated without a crash. That’s the difference between free and managed markets. There might be a lesson for the AI hype in this.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
action therapist trailer 1-4
PANEL 1: Title screen for Action Therapist, "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy...By NIGHT"

PANEL 2: an ESRB rating of MATURE for Blood and Gore, Sexual Content, Attachment Issues

PANEL 3: A cab has pulled up to an airport arrivals terminal and Dr. Mariposa is getting in.

CABBIE: "All the way out to the university, eh? Well, it's your dollar, Mac..."

PANEL 4: The cabbie is driving Dr. Mariposa through the downpour.

CABBIE: "Did they ever find that famous professor lady who went missing up there?"

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is still in his dripping trenchcoat and being talked to by Dean Hondo, a heavyset duck with a beard and a coffee mug.

DEAN HONDO: "We're confident your...memory issues...won't keep you from a full load of case work."

PANEL 6: 

DEAN HONDO: "Keep an eye on your Psy points. They can unleash special attacks and combos, but run out and you go nuts."PANEL 1: a mockup of a video game screen. Dr. Mariposa stands in the foreground and Diane in the background in a building. 

DIANE: "The police told me to take an ibuprofen and get over it..."

PANEL 2: the player, as Dr. Mariposa, is prompted to TALK

TALK: "Say more on that" 3 PSY
"That sounds like judgment." 5 PSY

PANEL 3: Diane is crying into her hands.

DIANE: "...Maybe you are the therapist who will break the terrible curse."

PANEL 4: Different view of a break room with stats for Dr. Mariposa. This area is called ADMIN BLDG BREAK ROOM and there are menu options to
MAKE COFFEE
MICROWAVE
BULLETN BOARD
DISH WASHER

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is in an aquarium talking to a different patient. Again the player is prompted to TALK: "Let's go deeper on that." 3 PSY
"You're being pretty hard on yourself." 10 PSY

PANEL 6: screenshot of a cinema scene where Dr. Mariposa is looking angrily at a pouncing astronaut

MYSTERIOUS ASTRONAUT: "You won't traverse the catacombs of my mind so easily, Doc!"PANEL 1: Dr. Mariposa is standing in ruins under a purple sky and a wrong-looking moon. Its strange light shines on a pinkish lake. Crystal, a duck in a uniform from a restaurant is there.

CRYSTAL: "I'll tell you everything, but we can't tarry here..."

PANEL 2: The game interface shows a 24-hour pharmacy. Dr. Mariposa is a slightly higher level now but he has a CURSE status effect.

24 HOUR PHARMCY (NORTH)
* Fill scrip
* Develop photos
* Browse magazines
* Energy drinks

PANEL 3: Dr. Mariposa is talking to a shopkeeper in the faculty store. A flyer for a Walpurgis Night Sale 20% Off hangs behind him.

SHOPKEEPER: "I can only sell items to tenured faculty. You should publish a peer reviewed article!"

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in his underwear and his hair is messy. He's in his office. Diane is there and the sky is strange.

DIANE: "Maybe this CORN KEY x1 will be useful on your journey. It's been in my family for generations."

GOT CORN KEY x1

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is now talking to an astronaut in his office. The astronaut lays back on the couch in full spacesuit.

CMDR WALLACE: "We are building American pyramids on the moon, configured to strange geometries."

PANEL 6: Close up of a hand holding a book.

Text: "It's a paperback copy of Peter David's 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation tie-in novel 'Vendetta'"PANEL 1: A spooky clocktower under a strange sky with an unsettling full moon. Bats are swooping around.

TEXT: "Maybe there's someone in the old clocktower who could benefit from talk therapy."

PANEL 2 : Game interface showing a treasure chest shaped like a corn on the cob.

TITLE: Hidden Corn Treasure Chest
Description: The small chest is shaped like a corn on the cob. It hums with a strange energy. 

USE KEY:
* Office Key
* Corn Key
* Citadel Key
* Empty

PANEL 3: Panel from a cinema scene where Crystal the waitress is leaning in to confide to Dr. Mariposa. 

CRYSTAL (here credited as only WAITRESS): "My mom tried to get me to go to therapy, but the therapist refused to talk about all the disappearances in town."

PANEL 4: Dr. Mariposa is in the clocktower at night. His flashlight is pointing at a nude woman, the Clocktower Hermit.

TALK: 
* "That's black and white thinking." 3 PSY
* "Would you say that to a friend?" 18 PSY

PANEL 5: Dr. Mariposa is digging through a filing cabinet in a dark basement.

DR. MARIPOSA: "These are all my old patient notes from before the accident! But ... what are they doing here?"

PANEL 6: White text on black.

PHYSICIAN

HEAL THYSELF

FAST.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’ve been lifting for a while now and I’m squatting 180 benching 145 and Romanian deadlifting 215. It just takes practice and consistency and challenging yourself
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hell yeah
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just caught the fireworks in southwest Michigan (Baroda). They got started around 10:25. It seemed they may have rushed the finale when the rain started.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 03/07/2026
Amazing
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This Week in Videogames @thisweekinvideogames.com · 02/07/2026
Unknown Worlds and parent company Krafton have reached a settlement in their lengthy legal battle over a US $250 million revenue bonus, which will see all staff receive payouts. The CEO of Unknown Worlds, Ted Gill, has also stepped down after being reinstated for the launch of Subnautica 2.
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Unknown Worlds Staff to Receive Krafton Payout Bonus Worth $250 Million, CEO Steps Down
Ted Gill said Subnautica 2 developers will be "compensated significantly more" and will receive "further incentives" as the game is updated
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I especially love this diagram.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This was the result of over a year of effort. I’m so happy for my wife! Now I’m married to a German.
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SENranx @senranx.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
[ #fanart ] ciel-senpai
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m rooting for Germany but the Elfenbeinküste Fußball Nationalmannschaft played well. Also their country’s name is German is great.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
F91 is so good. You can imagine the whole series it was going to be.
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you are not making children’s rhymes prophecies you are doing manifesting wrong
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Stephen @ssheafer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I always thought the ancient Chinese literary tradition of children’s rhymes representing a prophecy was outlandish until I lived through one with the “Knicks in Five”
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