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Squishy Mishy

@squishymishy.bsky.social
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She/her - horrid entity

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026
‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower
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‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower
SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA—Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was r...
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The people begged for an even thicker Ingrid, and I have delivered 😌😌😌
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Found the most powerful image on YouTube
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I wanna hold a bong in front of my crotch and praise someone while they hit it.
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I think the ancestors of the first white people woke up something terrible under the caucus mountains, and thats why so many of us suck and are evil.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...
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Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @favourite-sinner.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
people who quote post selfies to say something "complimentary" always feel like someone trying to take you to a second location
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stoned and I remembered I have hot tea next to me and smiled so bright that my eyes hurt :)
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Redsky @redsky.pirhoo.com · 19/05/2025
Another CEO has been killed. Link | Subreddit
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Another CEO has been killed.
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/news/employee-charged-killing-of-trucking-ceo-crestwood/
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Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
🚨EXCLUSIVE | Labour set to formally declare it believes trans women are men, says leaked NEC paper. The paper, due to be voted on tomorrow (20 May), means Labour will **ban** trans women from: ❌ All-women shortlists ❌ Women's Conference ❌ Being Women's Officers See below👇
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
David Wojnarowicz in a leather jacket that reads "IF I DIE OF AIDS FORGET BURIAL--JUST DROP MY BODY ON THE STEPS OF THE FDA"
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
when your mercenary captain starts talking about pay cuts, so you show her one of these.
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I can't even moan loud when I nut Fucked up
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
PLEASE watch this while stoned, my brain is doing things i didnt know it could do youtu.be/k4aI-MBTl5w?...
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I Coded a Nuclear Physics Simulator to Play God in VR
YouTube video by Thomas Wald
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
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Mia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 16/11/2024
The far right after we leave Twitter.
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🌺Neoguli(너구리)🌺 @starmireu.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Reposting this cause rn we all need it. I know I do rn. We won't be going anywhere, just try to stay strong. Be there for each other, check in on each other. Pick each other up when they're down. They can't make us dissappear. Hate will hurt but it will never win! #transrights #trans
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mallory 🐀 @mallyrat.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
SLIMY
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Makari @makari.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
*Opens Twitter* Sees people Bickering and bitching *Opens Blue sky* Aaaah much better
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @favourite-sinner.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
new type of puppy girl; frottweiler
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
hello it's your friend Cait here to be a killjoy ass hater again! while you're doing your Halloween decorating, skip this crap- bugs, birds, and small animals get caught in it and can't free themselves. plus it's a pain in the ass to clean up later
fake spiderwebs
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pierbi 🏳️‍⚧️ @pierbi.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
hidden trans girl language 😳😳
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
This is my silly friend. She's in a pretty rough financial spot atm, so if you're interested in any of the cute adoptables she's made pls dont hesitate to hit her up.
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mallory 🐀 @mallyrat.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
rats enjoy monster
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Okay can we get someone with better aim on the job next time please?
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Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
Actually no, let's do this; it would be Good, Actually
Comment piece from the Sunday Times' Alice Thompson: "Don't replace the culture war with a class war"
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
I hope Elon Musk gets stuck in his electric car when it catches fire.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2024
“This movie is real; it will really be out in theaters on Oct. 11, 2024; and you can really go buy a ticket for it. Please, please, believe us. It cost millions and millions of dollars to make.”
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Frustrated Studio Execs Unsure How To Convince Public That Lego Pharrell Williams Movie Actually Happening
LOS ANGELES—Admitting that they recently hit a wall while marketing the upcoming film, frustrated studio executives from Focus Features told reporters Monday they were unsure how to convince the publi...
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
they're calling it siscon, folks. they're calling it siscon! crazy stuff — crazy stuff! they're saying t4t is like incest — like incest, folks. you ever wanted to fuck your sister? i know i have. but these trans women, these beautiful gorgeous trans women, they're not even related to each other! they're not related! and they call each other sis and sister. can you believe that, folks? they call each other sister. unbelievable. it's stolen valor. stolen valor. take it from me, donald j trump
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
one of those days
Low poly 3d model of a boxer standing ready to fight saying "ok ima do the bare minimum needed to function today" followed by him sitting down drinking water and saying "damn the bare minimum got hands"
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Maebe Pale Moonlight 🌙 @kindasortamaebe.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
text with letters fading out:
PRIDE MONTH
TO
I II II I_
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
hmmm... i want... to grab hips
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
BEWARE OF LOG
A tree grows around top rail of a chain link fence making it look like it’s eating it. The tree has two holes (natural or drilled) that create the appearance of eyes.
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Vikky @freakkybbygirl.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Rise n shine, I’m ready to be annoying today cause I’m still not making sales or tips! 🙃 I need progress people
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✨Jolan🐻‍❄️ @jolan.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes gay, Dragon's Dogma 2 is the game of all time
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 24/03/2024
Good morning from Janet, the worst newt
My hand holding Janet, a black newt with orange markings. She is a Laotriton laoensis, or rough warty newt from Laos.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/03/2024
IF BEING GAY IS "BAD" THEN EXPLAIN THIS:
google translate of les bien to the good
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
oh that's not-
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @favourite-sinner.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Here is something you should drop to your knees for and worship
Zoe, nude and powerfulZoe, nude and powerfulZoe, nude and powerfulZoe, nude and powerful
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Squishy Mishy @squishymishy.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Just ordered myself £120 worth of 30 minute mission gunpla models
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Arcas De Disco @puckarks.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
MAGA logic: We love Trump because he says what he means and is honest Trump: “If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the whole — that's going to be the least of it. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country," MAGA: He didn’t mean it and if he did
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egg @eqqo.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
old stuff #skullgirls
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