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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸

@squirrelboy.bsky.social
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💻 Research software engineer 🎮 Co-owner of @rngparty.bsky.social 🌸 Developer of Bloom 🐣 Vegan ☄️ Amateur astrophotographer linktr.ee/squirrelboy he/him @squirrelboydev on the hellsite

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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i am in greece
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Jordan Minor @jordanwminor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Legend of Ocarina on Switch 2 looks like the best I could’ve hoped for with a 1:1 remake, but I’m fundamentally uninterested in adaptations that slavish www.pcmag.com/opinions/leg...
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'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' Remake Looks Like a Beautiful Game I've Already Played
Nintendo finally pulls back the curtain on its hotly anticipated Zelda remake, but a fresh coat of paint doesn’t lessen the sting of a missed opportunity for something greater.
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Play Watch Listen @playwatchlisten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On this week's episode, @alanahpearce.bsky.social & @mikebithell.bsky.social sat down with @emaudible.bsky.social to talk about the sound/foley design in @househouse.com's truly excellent BIG WALK. Turns out: dog toys, big rocks, and giant cider bottles. youtu.be/Tp1Dt04c34E?...
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We Spoke to Big Walk's Sound Designers | Play, Watch, Listen
YouTube video by Play, Watch, Listen+
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3 on Steam! please enjoy the rest of august in the sun. however if you like the idea of sneaking around at ur box-pushing job and stealing from work, you can do it in Time Bandit 5 minutes at a time store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...
stealth gameplaybox pushing gameplaycutsceneshipping containers at sunset
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Em @emaudible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lots of excitement about the squeaky beach sounds in Big Walk! You'll all be happy to know it's the real thing! Was absolutely giddy to get to record them on an actual Australian squeaky beach in Wilson's Promontory. Yes, if you didn't know some beaches there really do squeak. It is pure joy.
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
just finished big walk and holy shit. definitely my favorite game I've played this year, maybe one of my favorite co-op experiences of all time. the kind of game i wish i was making
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
happy Big Walk day to those who celebrate
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i am once again in the mountains (other side of the country)
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
not the senator i was expecting but good riddance
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
still holding out hope that it happens today
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i have once again been in the mountains
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Defend yourself against ignorance, knowledge, and information.
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OSRS twitter mirror @mirror.osrs.rubyharvest.net · 29/06/2026
Before you enter Vampyrium tomorrow, a message from Mod Ed...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It’s crazy how many American adults on here haven’t figured out that the gun industry is selling a fantasy of empowerment in the same way that people who sell truck nuts are
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm now ready for the new world order @theonion.com
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We're off to a good start here theonion.info
banner ad reads: unlock the secret wealth stream
TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLDAd from further down reads: The ultimate way to hide gold in just 24 hours
TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This may be the largest content gold mine ever unearthed. I don't think the world is ready
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote. A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago. Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
www.theonion.info
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
leagues 6 thread! maybe the best one yet, early game varlamore is great content day 1 progress
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 06/04/2026
Hasan Piker has posted a documentary on his trip to bring 40 tons of aid to Cuba "In Havana I saw the shadow of Washington's deliberate policy of collective punishment. The horror of patients surviving on hand-pump ventilators, sweating through darkness with no electricity." youtu.be/WvqeXFnqXCo
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
seeing a lot of people fall for AI images of the Artemis flyby, which is crazy considering how good the real photos are www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
honestly I think Minnesota deserves a little treat
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Cameron Blevins @cblevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is so, so well-articulated.
People call this friction "grunt work." Schwartz uses exactly that phrase, and he's right that LLMs can remove it. What he doesn't say, because he already has decades of hard-won intuition and doesn't need the grunt work anymore, is that for someone who doesn't yet have that intuition, the grunt work is the work. The boring parts and the important parts are tangled together in a way that you can't separate in advance. You don't know which afternoon of debugging was the one that taught you something fundamental about your data until three years later, when you're working on a completely different problem and the insight surfaces. Serendipity doesn't come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody asked you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn.
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
world is a fuck but at least we get cool rocket launch
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
been getting back into fpv, got my old 5" from a few years ago back up and running www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpph...
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RNG-LR Rescue Test
YouTube video by squirrelboy1225
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 13/03/2026
is it a psyop that 'friendslop' is the name of the emerging genre of inexpensive multiplayer indie games made with love by small studios while the real slop is annually released major studio titles for $70 plus potentially thousands of in-game purchases that lay off 2/3rds of the team after launch?
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
hell yea im going to GDC. Get diet coke
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000 miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
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U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone
A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
i think our next president should be able to read
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/01/2026
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i love waking up to the first new illegal war of the year
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Voxandra @voxandra.gay · 01/01/2026
@squirrelboy.bsky.social look what I finally get to play!!!!!!!!
a play date with the game Bloom
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2026
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
please please please let this be the year it happens
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the crime vs the perpetrator (it was a mason jar)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Age: dec
DOB:
Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original
detective that called me and I offered information about this.
How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle
where different men, and a few women and girls,
would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to
do with them when I was 13 and pregnant.
Type: Other
Address:
City:
Zip:
Witness Information
First Name: Donald
Middle Name:
Last Name: Trump
Age: 70
DOB:
Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the
FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and
spoke to me about some of these issues.
How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force
me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered
my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan.
Type: Business
Address:
City: Washington DC
State: District of Columbia
Zip: 20500
Country: United States
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
bought a framework 13
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
cleared super hard NG+ in kirby air riders. 10/10 game
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
soo I adopted a 6 month old snuggly void named Yuna
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
SOON, WE SET SAIL
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
you just know that at this very moment the trump admin is out there sending emails about today's emails that we're probably all going to read in 5 years and i can't wait
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Jake White 🌱🇵🇸 @squirrelboy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the animal agriculture industry is the worst genocide the world has ever seen and anyone participating in it should take a long look at themselves and stop fucking doing that
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