Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026lost my 2 cis best friends this year for what i can only describe as them being uncomfortable with a trans woman having feelings. it’s crazy how you hear these kinds of stories on the internet and yet somehow they’re true 1100
Reposted by Joelsylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Grapplehook Midpoint Teleport Killer is out! Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow! sylvie.itch.io/gmtksylvie.itch.ioGrapplehook Midpoint Teleport Killer by sylvieGet Me That Kitten! 221698
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i can only dream of where we’d be now if love-de-likes had become paradigmatic retro classics whose timed game loops influenced generations of videogames bsky.app/profile/head... 030
Reposted by Joelheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/09/2026the most common gaming take that bums me out the most is that timers are basically the most universally depsised mechanic by 95% of the audience. been a true believer since dead rising and the fire has only grown playing shenmue and lightning returns etc 86981144
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026final day to get Time Bandit for $3! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 012
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 01/09/2026final day to get Time Bandit for $3! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 012
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3 on Steam! please enjoy the rest of august in the sun. however if you like the idea of sneaking around at ur box-pushing job and stealing from work, you can do it in Time Bandit 5 minutes at a time store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 05129
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 28/08/2026a few days left! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 023
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i’ve been reading the magic mountain, whose test of the reader’s patience with its monotonous repetitions reminded me of walking the long highways of flower, sun, and rain, whose newly english-patched ps2 version i’ve been playing. there is odd joy and meditative melancholy in dreamlike emptiness 261
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026still time to get Time Bandit for like $3! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 0812
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026still time to get Time Bandit for like $3! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 0812
Reposted by JoelMAGENTA💜💀SKULL🔪 @magentaskull.bsky.social · 23/08/2026time bandit fucks, check it outstore.steampowered.comSave 66% on Time Bandit – Part 1: Appendages of the Machine on SteamA who̴͊leso̶̬̙̍me real-time adventure with a dark secret. At your relaxing new job managing resources and collecting crystals, everything you do seems to take ... much, MUCH longer than it should. In ... 053
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026also if you've already played it - leaving a quick review on Steam is super appreciated! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 023
Reposted by JoelJeb-Shaped Dollthing @namelesswrench.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You give three dollars and you receive one of the smartest games on the market 222
Reposted by Joelizzy kestrel @iznaut.com · 21/08/2026i wish i still had a IT desk job so i could play this on the clock 071
Reposted by JoelThom Cote ☎️ Get my game "COLD CALLING" today! @thomcote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Time Bandit is like no other game, you really just have to play it 013
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i love hearing about spacing out Time Bandit over longer periods of time there was a great year-long longplay with inefficient puzzle solving and plenty of time dedicated to invented daily rituals like dancing to the music in the forest - sadly i can't find the videos bsky.app/profile/faew... 140
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026also if you've already played it - leaving a quick review on Steam is super appreciated! bsky.app/profile/phoe... 023
Reposted by JoelMona 🐀 it could happen today @monacht.gay · 19/08/2026The Time Bandit loop is launching for a few minutes every so often to move a block and then spending the next 30 minutes of your life worried if it was the right one, 10/10 highly recommend 012
Reposted by JoelAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026incredible, massively underrated game combining realtime animal-crossing type features with puzzle game design in a way that means your choices have realtime impacts in a way no other game does. Your shift is over today- do you sneak in and risk getting shot? Do you take ease now for agony later? 111543
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026some life/project updates: after a long period of dealing with chronic illness from long covid, i've finally found a medley of drugs that seem to have dramatically improved things (fingers crossed) i have high hopes now of being able to work on 2 projects, in addition to time bandit pt 2: 1120
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3 on Steam! please enjoy the rest of august in the sun. however if you like the idea of sneaking around at ur box-pushing job and stealing from work, you can do it in Time Bandit 5 minutes at a time store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 05129
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 07/08/2026shocking sighting of a new video game in the year 2026 👁️👁️ bsky.app/profile/stuf... 050
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i’m playing noisy dance poetry at my first (non-secret) show, as Hysterical Materialist. if you happen to be in montreal 020
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 14/07/2026my game Time Bandit is in the Nonbinary Coded Games sale on Steam! check it out for if ur interested in sneaking around at your box-pushing job and destroying capitalism by stealing from your boss (being gay and doing crime as they say) #NonbinaryCodedGames store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 072
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 14/07/2026my game Time Bandit is in the Nonbinary Coded Games sale on Steam! check it out for if ur interested in sneaking around at your box-pushing job and destroying capitalism by stealing from your boss (being gay and doing crime as they say) #NonbinaryCodedGames store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 072
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 06/07/2026a few days left to get Time Bandit for cheap! best to start playing the game asap cus, you know, everything you do takes time bsky.app/profile/phoe... 031
Reposted by JoelJoachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026And because v, variable capital, is the only part of the capital that can actually generate new value (from living labour), this means that larger and larger investments are needed to keep making the same profit. Markets get oversaturared, budgets inflate, workers get squeezed worse and worse 161
Reposted by JoelJoachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026And yet, the *rate of profit* is lower than ever! Because p'=s/(v+c) , surplus value divided by the sum of variable capital (labour costs) and constant capital (all other investment). As capitalists keep needing to reinvest profits and keep capital circulating & growing, c grows faster than v! 1143
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026apparently many are saying Time Bandit is among 9 Steam games they think more people should play. luckily it’s on sale for like $3 right now so you can do that 👍 bsky.app/profile/ravi... 063
Reposted by Joeleuandewar.bsky.social @euandewar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026ah go on then. all under 100 reviews. names in alt text, play em :3 3121
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026apparently many are saying Time Bandit is among 9 Steam games they think more people should play. luckily it’s on sale for like $3 right now so you can do that 👍 bsky.app/profile/ravi... 063
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 25/06/2026my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3 on Steam! it’s a game about pushing boxes at work and slowly, slowly stealing back from your boss store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...store.steampowered.comSave 66% on Time Bandit – Part 1: Appendages of the Machine on SteamA who̴͊leso̶̬̙̍me real-time adventure with a dark secret. At your relaxing new job managing resources and collecting crystals, everything you do seems to take ... much, MUCH longer than it should. In ... 0104
Reposted by JoelAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"If I think about this a little more before taking action, maybe I can save myself hours of real time", or "this could be a huge benefit in the short term and then I might regret it over the next month" are not normally feelings a puzzle game evokes, and yet time bandit is all about That 1182
Reposted by JoelAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I will forever be pushing people to play this game, its realtime nature adds a sense of stakes to every action that I've never experienced elsewhere. 1327
Reposted by Joelvaporwario @vaporwario.bsky.social · 25/06/2026if you haven't played this, please play it for me. then we can talk about it and say things like "woah that was a really cool game, what did you think?" and "i really liked the immaculate vibes, did u enjoy the apartment as well?" 051
Reposted by JoelFachewachewa @fachewachewa.itch.io · 25/06/2026I'm finally playing it and I'm having such a good time 041
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 25/06/2026my real-time adventure game Time Bandit is on sale for like $3 on Steam! it’s a game about pushing boxes at work and slowly, slowly stealing back from your boss store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...store.steampowered.comSave 66% on Time Bandit – Part 1: Appendages of the Machine on SteamA who̴͊leso̶̬̙̍me real-time adventure with a dark secret. At your relaxing new job managing resources and collecting crystals, everything you do seems to take ... much, MUCH longer than it should. In ... 0104
Reposted by JoelJoachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 21/06/2026the myth of the "independent" game developer. oops, your labour was always actually already socialized the whole time! 2153
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i think everyone who would want to play the game in my bluesky network has probably already bought it, so maybe what i should be asking is if you haven't left a quick review yet on steam, it's much appreciated :) store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...store.steampowered.comSave 50% on Time Bandit – Part 1: Appendages of the Machine on SteamA who̴͊leso̶̬̙̍me real-time adventure with a dark secret. At your relaxing new job managing resources and collecting crystals, everything you do seems to take ... much, MUCH longer than it should. In ... 042
Reposted by JoelMona 🐀 it could happen today @monacht.gay · 09/06/2026I was just playing this a couple days ago and it's still incredible 011
Reposted by JoelJoel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 08/06/2026WORLD PREMIERE my idle adventure game Time Bandit is 50% off! for just $5 you can sneak around at ur slow box-pushing job and steal back from the boss capitalist exploitation is why we can't have good videogames but maybe this one is ok idk i made it myself store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 12113
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 08/06/2026WORLD PREMIERE my idle adventure game Time Bandit is 50% off! for just $5 you can sneak around at ur slow box-pushing job and steal back from the boss capitalist exploitation is why we can't have good videogames but maybe this one is ok idk i made it myself store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/... 12113
Joel @phoenixup.bsky.social · 06/05/2026get my game Time Bandit for a measly $3 rn store.steampowered.com/app/1481910/...store.steampowered.comSave 66% on Time Bandit – Part 1: Appendages of the Machine on SteamA who̴͊leso̶̬̙̍me real-time adventure with a dark secret. At your relaxing new job managing resources and collecting crystals, everything you do seems to take ... much, MUCH longer than it should. In ... 054