Reposted by aprilNESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i just awoke from a dream where asha sharma was chasing me through the woods with a knife while yelling "hunting man is the best xbox exclusive yet!" www.resetera.com/threads/16... 012663
Reposted by aprilDanika Harrod @danika.bsky.social · 25/12/2025incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/ 381416399
april @squiddyte.northsky.social · 17/08/2026eh fuck it, lets check this kingdom hearts thing out for $30 100
april @squiddyte.northsky.social · 15/08/2026as a kid trying to jailbreak my wii i got scared because the letterbomb website had a “cut the red wire” or “cut the blue wire” button instead of a download button, and i thought clicking the wrong one would brick my wii or something 010
Reposted by aprilThe Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics. 5941131125
Reposted by aprilJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true 9057801464
Reposted by aprildipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026desperate attempt to make my least favorite software ever more palatable. it's not working 05813
Reposted by aprilAL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 21/06/2026In high school health class, they showed us a sex ed video full of 90s celebrity cameos, and the only memorable one was Sinbad playing a condom, extolling to the viewer about the proficiency of latex over other materials when using a prophylactic. He was quite adamant, actually. 26413
Reposted by aprilbarleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Owl City voice: You would not believe your eyes. If 65000 guys. Filled up the screen on you PS2. 'cause it ought to be a mess, but hits sixty FPS. John Linneman is putting it to the test. 101152249
Reposted by aprilWack'd 🏳️⚧️ @wackd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos" 81123214
Reposted by aprilmimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If I played guitar, and had one of those guitars with the whammy bar thing (lot of ifs here), I would use it so much. "Mimi," my band mates would say, "this part doesn't really require whammy bar." But I'd be there whammying away. 20967
Reposted by aprildante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him 01229243
Reposted by aprilMusa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Thinking, with sympathy, of the abundance of non-white workers in the healthcare system who look after - and look out for - men like this every single day. 21991144
Reposted by aprildan @danabra.mov · 20/04/2026mastodon is also hit by a ddos. do we need to pretend that it’s also caused by vibecoding or can we drop the charade and admit that you fell for disinfo because it felt good to believe ittechcrunch.comMastodon says its flagship server was hit by a DDoS attack | TechCrunchThe DDoS attack against Mastodon's flagship server comes less than a week after Bluesky was targeted with junk web traffic. 18321
Reposted by aprilBluesky Status @status.bsky.app · 16/04/2026We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos status.bsky.app 6628269
Reposted by apriltherun.gg @therun.gg · 14/04/2026Hey everyone, I need some help. If possible, please share this. Running therun dot gee gee has been an amazing passion project for 4 years. It’s always been 100% free, ad-free, and I never sell your data. I love building new features for this community and I have so many more ideas to grow the site 1130128
Reposted by aprilmax @gaydragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING 10278513501
Reposted by aprilRomolla @romolla.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I cannot state this enough. I still hear random sparks of Nazi propaganda every so often, and it's honestly laughable considering how history actually reflects them. I've written a little bit about how they functioned so you can laugh at whoever tries to tell you they fixed the economy or whatever-- 118053
Reposted by aprilDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals". 20101993781
Reposted by aprilKylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 27/03/2026hi I wrote about Chappell Roan, public orgies of misogyny, and the trap of ignoring ‘celebrity news’ when misogynist harassment campaigns affect all women. None of the outrage slop we’ve seen is about Chappell's behavior—it's just a bunch of misogynists are justifying what they already wanted to dokylietcheung.substack.comChappell Roan, misogynist orgies, and the trap of ignoring 'celebrity news'Famous women are treated as avatars for all women. Misogynist harassment campaigns affect all women. 1600140
april @squiddyte.northsky.social · 25/03/2026Objection, Mr. Mayor. Not only did you describe what is clearly a large Baja Blast Freeze, a premium beverage, as a mere Baja Blast, you also failed to disclose the additional Mexican Pizza that was purchased alongside this order. I expect better things from you. 020
Reposted by aprilSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Animation posted for MAR10 Day 2016 on Nintendo of America's official social media accounts. 171619378
Reposted by aprilDan Mason / Ghost Enterprise @danmasonvapor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It couldn't be any simpler 513340
Reposted by aprilBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 28/02/2026When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day. 72639536
Reposted by aprilFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The company founded by a rapist that tried to have a black writer involuntarily committed to a psych ward for speaking up about racism within the company is doing le epic owns against Donny Drumpf 15517192
Reposted by aprilNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 23/02/2026I think we could solve all our problems if we invested heavily in Coffee News. Every public building has Coffee News right at the front. Want to know what's going on? Coffee News. Want to buy swimwear in your bra size? Coffee News. Want to...Coffee News. 0355
Reposted by aprilGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Imagine raising small children in a warzone, the entire infrastructure of modern life systematically stripped away by people trying to erase you from existence. Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a. chuffed.org/project/157569chuffed.orgHelp Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their dLying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning. 587155
Reposted by aprilNitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 07/02/2026lots of people (on Both Sides™) had fun with Trump's “transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” debate line without stopping to think, even for one second, about the humanity of the actual people involved 9945294
Reposted by aprilMinnMax @minnmax.com · 02/02/2026♻️♻️♻️MinnMax will donate $1 for every REPOST in the next 30 minutes to protect immigrants in Minneapolis.♻️♻️♻️ 100% goes directly to the nonprofit VEAP, who provides mobile food pantry and rent assistance to those in need. Donate or share today, help us hit $300,000! bit.ly/iceoutminnea... 5357655
Reposted by aprilKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026insisting on calling every mass day of protest or one-day boycott a "general strike" is not the move. it's good to see people rallying around the cause, it matters, but if you want to be part of a large-scale labor action that shuts down the gears of capital, start by unionizing your workplace!!! 333529740
Reposted by aprilMore Carta @morecarta.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Two of my dear friends just lost their car in an accident and urgently need a replacement. Please donate if you're able to, I know money is tight for everyone right now, but this is a very straightforward way to help a Black queer couple in need www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...gofundme.comDonate to Urgent: Help Kira and Ki Replace Their Car, organized by Takira RomeroHi, we're Kira and Ki. We're engaged to be married and just lost our car in a… Takira Romero needs your support for Urgent: Help Kira and Ki Replace Their Car 04372
Reposted by aprilWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 25/01/2026constant time chum (23 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-... 117027
Reposted by aprilStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188256080
Reposted by aprilChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 19/01/2026MLK was only 39 when he was killed. Growing up, I thought that was old. But I’m 43 now and I’m stunned by the burden he shouldered at such a young age. I’m also a lot more aware of how hard it is, at any age, to carry the hopes and dreams of an oppressed people on your shoulders, as so many do. 30119262342
Reposted by april✶ MarcusD ✶ @marcusd.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT???? 3844984
Reposted by aprilLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/01/2026I love y’all but the way some of y’all post on here is almost indistinguishable from the grandmas on Facebook who post “META SAYS THEY WANT TO ERASE ACCOUNTS MADE BEFORE 2019 TO SAVE BANDWIDTH. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR WALL TO LET META KNOW THAT YOU DO NO APPROVE THEM DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT” 151113155
