Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Am I severely depressed, or am I just maladapted to end-stage capitalism? 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wish I could go dormant for a while like a little virus 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like I’m a little circus monkey trapped in a cage, forced to perform nonstop for capitalism. 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When I die, I'll sit in purgatory forever because I couldn't pass the two-factor authentication to get into hell. 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I don't have another 30+ years of full-time employment left in me. 010
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hey, does anyone know when things are gonna get better? I simply don't have it in me anymore. 010
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I don't wanna play capitalism anymore. I wanna go play outside. 000
Reposted by AnnieReo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 03/06/2026There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding. 267142092845
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 16/01/2026“You are what you eat,” that’s funny, I don’t remember eating a clown. 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Where do I go to trade in my nervous system? I’ve got too many miles on this one. 010
Reposted by AnnieWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Interesting how one single day with a dew point in the 40s restores my will to live 82409
Reposted by Anniehalcorley.bsky.social @halcorley.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Someone prove this wrong. 560241806003
Reposted by AnnieEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 15/05/2025i LOVE jesus. im obsessed with the guy. turned him into a skin suit and wear him walking around my town 19856
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 03/05/2025This email could have been an inside thought that you kept to yourself 000
Reposted by AnnieNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I miss when there was only like one news. now every day there are roughly 80 newses. it’s too many in my opinion. 1016421
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 27/02/2025An unstoppable force (the unrelenting demands of capitalism) meets an immovable object (me pressing snooze 6 times) 000
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 24/02/2025When I said I want to move to a remote island in the middle of nowhere, this is what I meant. 010
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Every time I read the comments on any Facebook post I take +10 IQ damage 000
Reposted by AnnieMachine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/02/2025But Hillary Clinton had a private server. 40098713430
Reposted by AnnieLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Inducing economic collapse to own the libs. 1021833
Reposted by AnnieLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 31/01/2025With the intention of validation rather than doomerism: This is all really happening. It is as bad as you think. You’re not crazy. But you’re also not alone. We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different. 291212203
Reposted by AnnieLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 17/01/2025It’s kind of hard to watch all of the worst people win and prosper, isn’t it? 2847249
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Words literally just have no meaning anymore because of shit like this 020
Reposted by Anniewint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide 324208372896
Annie @squeezingparrots.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I listened to this episode this morning and it was excellent 010
Reposted by Annieonion person @junlper.beer · 13/01/2025i will always sign up for a new chinese app. i am ready to learn chinese 613138178
Reposted by Anniemaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them 457160302993
Reposted by Annieceej @ceej.online · 29/12/2024giving my mail carrier a little thrill by installing a mailbox that moans when you stuff it 1749152
Reposted by AnnieAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I love the genre of gifts for men that’s like, tactical loofah. Pro-grade high-performance ass wash 1282430205
