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Ok... have no inside knowledge but I'm going with Rob Beckett, Hesmondhalgh and Romesh Ranganathan. I don't think people will think they'd pick Rob and Rang. Or would that be too obvious?

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 2h

I want to have Mark Deeks babies from Only Connect's "Meat And Two Veg"

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 2h

Catching up on Only Connect. If the person requesting a hiroglyph doesn't say please to Victoria then I immediately want them to lose. #OnlyConnect

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 3h

Have you applied your fake tan? Have you had your wig's fringe leveled? Are you wearing an awful woollen and tartan outfit. Then you're ready for Celebrity Traitors at 2000BST

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seeing as it's the penultimate BTCC weekend, to all my foreign followers, how do you thing we pronounce "Towcester? Bearing in mind we have Mousehole, Hawick, Leicester, Woolfardisworthy, Cholmondeley, Fowey, Milngavie....

A map of middle England and Wales, based around the Silverstone racing circuit and near Towcester in Northamtonshire.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grand chelem for George Russell: Pole, led every lap, win, and fastest lap 👍🏼

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll have all three at the same time. And when I say I'll have all three, I mean all three can have me. But still at the same time.

3 guys. One in leather jeans and a leather shirt. One in leftover beans and a classic biker jacket with red shoulders. One in leather shorts with white piping and a black biker jacket

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A month of PEP over and my first HIV test came back negative 👍🏼

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it possible to want everyone on #BakeOff to lose? I've never seen a bunch of more unlikeable people on a TV show.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Who's organising the Bake Off watch group? Tuesday @2000 BST, C4

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A compromise has been reached on adding Donald Trump's name to the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

1/2 The racist fuckers that are protesting about the small - and not so small - boats coming across the Channel are putting innocent people's lives at risk because they've forced the closure of the Portsmouth lifeboat station. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

theguardian.com

Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action

RNLI facility had been targeted by activists trying to stop asylum seekers landing in boats from the Channel

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Went down town this morning to get stuff done in quiet at the library. It's no longer called a library but a "discovery centre." What that actually means is that it's a parent and toddler centre with a café on the ground floor. Even my nose cancelling ear buds couldn't drown it out.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@thebishf1.bsky.social I'm assuming you've seen the 2027 calendar has been released. What is the point of having a sprint in Monaco? A spring at Interlagos though... 👍 www.planetf1.com/news/f1-2027...

planetf1.com

F1 2027: The full calendar officially is here

Will all 24 planned events go ahead?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If Han Solo had spent less time poncing about with Chewbacca and more time being a father maybe his son wouldn't have stabbed him.

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Reform Political Advertising @reformpoliticalads.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Factual claims in election ads should be regulated. Baroness Royall made the case in the HoL yesterday during the second reading of the Representation of the People Bill. We are working with various peers to make the case for election ad regulation.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Can't understand why TLC allow swearing on Mock The Week's live broadcast, but it's bleeped or on HBO+ catch-up app. Even though it leaves the warning about swearing and strong language at the beginning.

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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Aaaaaaand I’m dead… “Paramedics met the plane…” 💀

PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER PASSENGER'S UNUSUALLY STRONG V*AGINAL
ODOR LEAVES SEVERAL PEOPLE VOMITING

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A Southwest plane bound for Las Vegas from Houston was forced to make an emergency landing in Albuquerque, New Mexico, after several passengers became violently ill from what officials later described as an unusually strong vaginal odor coming from a woman seated near the middle of the cabin.
Airline officials said the crew diverted as a precaution after passengers nearby reported nausea and at least three people vomited.
Paramedics met the plane at the gate and evaluated the woman, who was not publicly identified.
The woman was taken to a nearby hotel to shower and was later booked on another flight, while the original plane continued to Las Vegas after the cabin was cleaned.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anyone on here know a tall guy called James who was at the leather social in Manchester on Saturday

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I know you're lying cause your lips are moving Donald J Trump www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

static.klipy.com

Lying Liar

ALT: Lying Liar

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Anyone know a hot James that was at the last weekend Manchester social?5

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The lack of audience attendance at the ladies quarter finals is totally disrespectful @triscoe.bsky.social

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Garden Rescues Chris Hull. 😍 The only thing that's good about anything from Hull

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Uniforms don't really do anything for me but hello Tony

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Beck on the health wagon after a weekend of food debauchery in Manchester. Missing my morning Zebedee cuddles though

Greek yogurt, banana, orange, blueberries, chia seeds, granola

Zebedee, a ginger tom cat, sitting on a sofa

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You should all watch Traitors Canada on iPlayer. Karine Vanass makes Alan Cumming seem normal, Claudia Winkleman sane, Siobhán McSweeney placid. KV is amazing.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Must be doing something right or maybe something wrong on here I've started getting bots following me.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Trying to complain about my @crosscountryuk.bsky.social train journey. I'm position 33 in the phone queue

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Third unhealthy meal in three days. It's salad for the rest of the week

Small lamb shish kebab with salad and half a portion of fries (no salt).

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This is fucking ridiculous @crosscountryuk.bsky.social. This is the 1225 MAN-SOU. The previous train was cancelled. The next train has already been cancelled.

Heavily crowded Cross Country train with over 20 people standing in the aisle. There are even more people in the vestibules. And more luggage

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Previous MAN-SOU cancelled. Next MAN-SOU has already been cancelled. I'm glad I got here early and got my reserved seat. I'm assuming they're going to cancel all the reservations, so it's going to be chaos. There will be people sitting on the floor everywhere

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Light rain in Manchester the Met Office said...

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Zeb was demanding belly rubs this morning. He was purring and chuffing, which I've never heard him do before.

Ginger cat getting stroked lain on its side

Ginger cat laying on his backs with legs splayed

Ginger cat curled up on its side looking at camera

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just watched the new Masters Of The Universe movie. Utterly rubbish and enjoyable precisely because of that. And whoever wrote the script is either gay or knows about gay culture. Some of the lines almost made me blush. Almost.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Zebedee looking resplendent in the sunshine

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Next stop: Basingstoke. Reminds me of the film 'Get Real' and the quote, "Sweetheart, nobody *wants* to go to Basingstoke."

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've got an entire train carriage to myself for now

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Looks like someone took a wrong turn. FRM isn't on the Gatwick Express route

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Five hours and I will be in you Manchester. You have been warned.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cooking a stir-fry in a vest probably wasn't a good idea

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm on a diet and have lost loads of weight. But, for some reason, I can't stop eating today.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Donald Trump seems to have forgotten that not everyone is as stupid as him and might actually spot the six fingered mutant in his obvious AI slop.

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sqquelch @sqquelch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've got an etiquette question for those of you that have or do wear harnesses. Should you have the buckles at the back so as to not destroy the aesthetic. Or do you have them at the front so they don't dig into the chest of any guy pressing in behind you?

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