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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 9h

Wasn't expecting James Blunt's face to jumpscare me, quite as much as it did

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 23h

Morning (I have exactly 31 of em)

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Having a (hashtag) Wednesday wine whilst updating my CV Might get a bit confident

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

K lets try this again... Good Night's Sleep: Take two

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I missed the first bake off last week. Will I still understand the plot if I start watching tonight?

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Goodnight from my own bed (FINALLY)

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On a train AGAIN *clicks heels whilst chanting "there's no place like home"...*

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An excellent weekend of being a nerd with these gents. Plus we got free reign of a rural estate for full immersion. My liver may need Revivifying though...

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Journeying from York to Bodmin today. Stopped off in Birmingham to change trains and caught up with this slut Thanks @andyukb.bsky.social for putting up with me!!

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How is it only Wednesday??? I feel like September is doing that silly trick that January pulls and just wont end.

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I gave them FIFTEEN cos im just such a good person Im now writing a c*nty email...

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sat waiting for someone to show up to an online meeting. They are now 9 minutes late... If I wait 10, can i officially sack it off?

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Couldnt post last night for reasons (too drunk), but yesterday we attended a Traitors party for our mates 40th Claudia (Kerry) put on an amazing night and Simon turned out to be one of the traitors, which i guessed in the first 30 seconds (but no one believed me and he won 😣)

Obviously I was a faithful cos im an angel

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Been drinking since 3pm Nanight

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Morning all. Were off to Beverley today

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Went to Aldi Had to put a trolley's worth of shopping through a self checkout Till failed Held back nervous breakdown Did it again Came home and opened the gin End.

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Morning! Simon is working from home with me today, so im gonna start some office gossip, break the coffee machine and moan about printer toner. Just like the good ol days

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Such a lovely morning. And check out my aura ✌️

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Late night ramen, cos I can

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Home alone for the weekend, so ive had haribo for breakfast and im not getting dressed till tomorrow afternoon

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

York City centre is at its peak: Kids back at school Most tourists have fucked off Students not arrived/returned yet An oasis that lasts just a couple of weeks 😊

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well someone is firmly in autumn mode..

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I MIGHT give Bake off a chance this year, after not watching it for the last 10 years or so. Queen Nige is worth a shot If its all still unrealistic challenges and lots of crying whislt putting things in bins, then im back on the hate train.

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Morning. Any guesses what my mug says? Wrong answers only

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I definitely should have done something more star trekky today. You all seem to have done very well

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✦ taikora @taikora.com · 07/09/2026

how it feels when a straight person is telling me about their life

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Totally normal but utterly hilarious: "Do you want a cuppa tea and a penguin?"

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cmon then Autumn...do your worst

Some fucking wholesome cooking right there

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have a meeting with a giant 😏

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Its Friday and I have zero meetings all day!

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Im really enjoying having my cardy on today

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Morning I dreamt that Simon threw me a 40th birthday party in the fridge section of M&S, and Delta Goodrem turned up and wouldn't leave me alone. She was also pulling round a wheely bin full of garden waste with her Enjoy your day x

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A WONDERFUL few days away with @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and Keef, (plus some other surprise bsky boys) Now back in blighty and will never ever be drinking ever again ever

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