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Spooky Lindy

@spookylindy.bsky.social
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Eating junk and watching rubbish

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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s still doing this
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🥖🇫🇷
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fighting his natural instinct to ruin the Christmas tree
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Final pumpkin lineup for Halloween
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Carved two pumpkins tonight, two more tomorrow
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I need two people!
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s been awhile since this idiot made an appearance on here.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
OMG he did the thing I’ve helped docs at my job analyze, they sent me LISTS of AI generated citations for me to verify and they were all fake omg lolol
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love The Devil’s Playground I’m literally too stupid to understand even the directions of the games they play, I will watch 200 seasons
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Do beekeepers next
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Exact same re: AI medical literature citations. Not a one was real.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
If Elmo is leaving and Pete’s getting fired do I have to send my 5 bullet point email in tomorrow or can we please chill the fuck out for ONE DAY
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?
Carrie Bradshaw at her computer
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It tickles me to no end that guy constantly blathering on about meritocracy and lowering military standards is the worst anyone has ever been at their job in the history of being employed
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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Interrupted my wife while she was on the phone to deliver this news like Walter Cronkite announcing that JFK had died.
Meme of Bush hearing about the 9/11 attack while reading to school kids. Text: Sir, Billy Ray Cyrus ...and Elizabeth Hurley.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My airpods 2nd gen are dying, i got the airpods 4 and they were horrible, what wireless earbuds are you all using. Wearing just for watching movies and garbage on my ipad, i have separate exercise headphones
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I love drawing my signature with a mouse. Like here is my important tax form. As you can tell from my signature, I am a very small child
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’ve been quality checking AI generated citations for a doctor I work with and every single one of them has been factually inaccurate (as in they do not exist at all)
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Vance: I think we should throw Hegseth under the bus for this Atlantic mess. Waltz: 👍🤣🚌 Rubio: OK SM: Totally agree. Vance: Steve, can you convey this plan to POTUS? Vance: Steve? Hello? SM: This is Shirley MacLaine
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Wake up babe, a new 30-50 items scenario just dropped
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/03/2025
white house says the economy is trans and must be abolished
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/02/2025
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 23/02/2025
Dear Manager: 1. I drank a whiskey drink 2. I drank a vodka drink 3. I drank a lager drink 4. I drank a cider drink 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times, and the songs that remind me of the better times
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 22/02/2025
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
After making tens of thousands of people end teleworking, tells all federal employees to check their email on a Saturday WHICH WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHEN WE AREN’T TELEWORKING
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2025
JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...
JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The Beekeeper is only $5 to buy on the Apple Store, it will be the best $5 you spend for the rest of your life whether you live until tomorrow or 2085
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
being the best hater around in front of the largest audience on earth wearing the cutest flare jeans, 10/10 stuff, Kendrick should win Best Picture at the Oscars
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think more people should hive this flick a try. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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‘The Burial’ Review: Jamie Foxx and Tommy Lee Jones in a Satisfyingly Old-School Courtroom Drama
The stars headline Maggie Betts' film about a man who goes up against a corporate titan in order to hold on to his family's funeral home.
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I died and am now trapped in a Ghostwriter scenario
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If I think maybe the movie has already started, your logo is too elaborate.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
He is baby
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Successfully got my parents peacock promo activated through their xfinity account and when I say that was advanced level interneting, there is NO WAY they would have ever gotten it done
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My poor dog had to wait 6.5 years and cross the rainbow bridge before I got him tattooed. my dumb cat moved into my house and doesn’t even have a job and yet here we are
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Since this cat moved in I have not known peace
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Completely forgot that I listened only to the Challengers soundtrack and nothing else for many weeks
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Eric Szyszka @szyszka.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If I'm going into your "spotify", it's gotta be unwrapped. I don't use those anymore.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Disney needs to pay whatever Lin-Manuel Miranda wants for Moana 3
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Trying to decide who would win in a fight: Jack, the absolutely shredded snowman who comes to life from a magic scarf or Chip, a nutcracker turned real live boy who barges into a woman’s life during her busiest work season
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Space Oddity
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am open for commissions* this holiday season *will draw for free and/or Little Debbies because I like coloring
Cat sleeping next to lion king drawing
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Gary had his first ever hairball (since moving in with us today) and I was NOT PREPARED for that Exorcist demon ass looking thing
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I initially deactivated over at the other place but I don’t like how it makes two factor authentication turn off automatically for 30 days before deleting the account so I’ll just lock it and not post anymore I guess.
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Spooky Lindy @spookylindy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My mom is sick of me
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