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Konni J

@spliffdonk.bsky.social
49 followers 376 following 179 posts

"on that damn phone" he/him RVK

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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
spent today brewing 2 commander decks without thinking about wincons
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Waddle Dee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👁
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wet link looking like a porcelain cherub statue every grandma has in their house
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found it
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Absolute cream of the crop for the boomer shooter revival era, can't reccommend this one enough
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woob @woob.zone · 09/08/2026
just want to share my favorite video on here
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
drafts cleared i'm going fuck it mode
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
muslim computer engineers be like installah they defrag him
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
dramatic actor doing a tearful scene: fuck it, we bawl professional seafood chef: fuck it, we boil the german indie filmmaker known for bad movies and humiliating Lowtax: fuck it, 'we Boll
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm making Bright Souls and Unprotected Core at my new studio To Software
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pharrell Williams: It might seem crazy what im 'bout to say His therapist: O- O- O- O-kay let's unpack that
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In Celebration of the reveal trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, traffic lights have been changed to Doctor Doom Green (Source: tinyurl.com/wvyb4z57)
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
completing the RE9 4-hour speedrun achievement
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
digging the mouse-like helmet, even comes with a wedge of cheese in the middle
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Look At Me Dance: Funny & Energetic
ALT: Look At Me Dance: Funny & Energetic
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
mouse logging their cheese into cheddarboxd
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fucking heavily with Marathon which I didn't expect. Narsh runs are terrifying and give me Lab X-18 jitters all over again
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's time to make a bowel movement! *Arrow Transition* The land of Toiletria needs a new hero! Rush to the bathroom in this exciting new way to experience the act of defecation! Clench! Push and Strain to give release your bowels. Shit launches out of my ass later today
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
some jokes write themselves
a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a brown dog with a halo on its head
ALT: a brown dog with a halo on its head
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
batman begin.......
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Learned that this tweet is uttered verbatim by Lego Alfred in the new Lego Batman game
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 19/05/2026
Timeline is popping right now
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I just fell back in love with KH2 recently after not having played it since the OG launch and it has so much sauce now with all the bells and whistles the HD Remix provides
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
always weak for one of these
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
owned a really faded t-shirt with the Jazz 2 logo on it that I wore to tatters, great shout 🙌
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
preeeeeach 🙌
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In this limp bizkit universe I'm nothing but a speck of durst
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