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woob @woob.zone · 18/09/2026
WATCH MIND GAME
Catsuka@catsuka.bsky.social
"Mind Game" is back for free on YouTube in 212 countries (see links in comment). Directed in 2004 by Masaaki Yuasa at Studio 4°C.
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woob @woob.zone · 17/09/2026
Happy fox day! 🦊 No you didn't just see that shadowy blur. No, those grasses swayed by themselves. Happy fox day! 🦊 You have just as many chickens as you always had. Your fruit stores, your wine, were always exactly this level of mostly-full.
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woob @woob.zone · 17/09/2026
happy fox day!! Kee kee kon kon....
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woob @woob.zone · 17/09/2026
they're putting me into an experiment it's called Lovely Mother vs Sweet Mother
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woob @woob.zone · 16/09/2026
↓↓↓ anyone wanna see something drawn
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woob @woob.zone · 15/09/2026
*walks in covered in blood*
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woob @woob.zone · 14/09/2026
"who's fronting?" who's asking? you a cop or somethin?
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woob @woob.zone · 14/09/2026
you dont see the green giant going ho ho ho much anymore.
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woob @woob.zone · 13/09/2026
you have no idea how thankful I am
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woob @woob.zone · 13/09/2026
Today I thought I heard the most beautiful transfem singing voice come on YouTube autoplay and when I looked at my phone, no it was Modest Mouse
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woob @woob.zone · 13/09/2026
who want me
@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social
My stomach and spine are those of Sekhmet, my buttocks are those of the Eye of Horus, my thighs and flanks are those of Nut, my legs are those of Ptah, my toes are those of living falcons. (BDQ)
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woob @woob.zone · 12/09/2026
do you remember going out and catching the snowflakes on your tongue? rolling the little black motes of ash in each one against the roof of your mouth. back when it still tasted soft and woody, before they started putting the tritium in it. you remember.
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woob @woob.zone · 12/09/2026
Count off the teeth. Collect a precise accounting. You know this beast. You know its breath isn't warm for you. The tremor of held muscle. You know this. And still you hook your finger behind the curve of the fang.
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woob @woob.zone · 12/09/2026
stochastic parrot this water use that, what if I'm just sick of it all. they're all out there building hell and you don't want me to blame you if you warm your hands by the fire. as if this was the time for it, as if this was the world for it. how are the peptides treating you. heart still going?
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woob @woob.zone · 12/09/2026
dreamed last night that i had fluffy fox ears on my head. i saw them in the mirror, the same color as my hair. I could make them move around. i swiveled one to the side and folded the other back. all I remember feeling is relief.
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woob @woob.zone · 11/09/2026
Νοοοο little german girl dont go into the DSP programming cave
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woob @woob.zone · 11/09/2026
Lmao the drone Iran captured the other day was an Anduril Anduril as in the company of the guy making the war crimes gameboy
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woob @woob.zone · 10/09/2026
Well, happy kirkday
@faytuksnetwork.bsky.social@faytuksnetwork.bsky.social
Imagery analyzed by Faytuks Network indicates a large plume of smoke near Saudi Arabia's East-West oil pipeline south of Medina. Coords: 23.95694412123248, 40.05450611675812
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woob @woob.zone · 10/09/2026
I might allow someone to impersonate me on a platform if it was for honest and soulful reasons
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woob @woob.zone · 09/09/2026
guess I gotta get into metroid now
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woob @woob.zone · 09/09/2026
a lot of you haven't seen my b0yvaries are b0yvulating and it shows
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woob @woob.zone · 09/09/2026
no magnet in my RockAuto order is a recession indicator
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woob @woob.zone · 09/09/2026
open source organizations love making file formats that are just a zip file
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woob @woob.zone · 08/09/2026
dont think im ever gonna stop thinking about the GitS 2026 outro youtu.be/IwnUKgmV5QQ
youtu.be
『攻殻機動隊 THE GHOST IN THE SHELL』ノンクレジットエンディング映像|「Blue」MILLENNIUM PARADE
YouTube video by Ghost in the Shell Official Channel
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woob @woob.zone · 08/09/2026
listening music
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woob @woob.zone · 07/09/2026
hate when i accidentally do the evil jerma face in the mirror
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woob @woob.zone · 07/09/2026
25565
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woob @woob.zone · 07/09/2026
trying to solve zynaddsubfx's riddles three
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woob @woob.zone · 06/09/2026
trans women are the most beautiful people on earth
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woob @woob.zone · 06/09/2026
i need to go konkon mode
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woob @woob.zone · 04/09/2026
massachusetts is a cultural powerhouse for online autistic weirdos the world over Neil Cicierega? Massachusetts Jerma985? Massachusetts Homestuck? Massachusetts Deltarune? Massachusetts Massachusetts got it all babeyyy
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woob @woob.zone · 04/09/2026
working on this
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woob @woob.zone · 02/09/2026
Everyone on Tumblr is laying eggs right now. It's like the hot new thing over there. In case you were wondering.
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woob @woob.zone · 02/09/2026
i execute Whining Sick Dog Technique
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woob @woob.zone · 02/09/2026
Sans stands for Seth moulton After Not Surviving
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woob @woob.zone · 31/08/2026
Unit of Measure by @sandrabeasley.bsky.social
Unit of Measure, by Sandra Beasley

All can be measured by the standard of the capybara.
Everyone is lesser than or greater than the capybara.
Everything is taller or shorter than the capybara.
Everything is mistaken for a Brazilian dance craze
more or less frequently than the capybara.
Everyone eats greater or fewer watermelons
than the capybara. Everyone eats more or less bark.
Everyone barks more than or less than the capybara,
who also whistles, clicks, grunts, and emits what is known
as his alarm squeal. Everyone is more or less alarmed
than a capybara, who—because his back legs
are longer than his front legs—feels like
he is going downhill at all times.
Everyone is more or less a master of grasses
than the capybara. Or going by the scientific name,
more or less Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris—
or, going by the Greek translation, more or less
water hog. Everyone is more or less
of a fish than the capybara, defined as the outermost realm
of fishdom by the 16th-century Catholic Church.
Everyone is eaten more or less often for Lent than
the capybara. Shredded, spiced, and served over plantains,
everything tastes more or less like pork
than the capybara. Before you decide that you are
greater than or lesser than a capybara, consider
that while the Brazilian capybara breeds only once a year,
the Venezuelan variety mates continuously.
Consider the last time you mated continuously.
Consider the year of your childhood when you had
exactly as many teeth as the capybara—
twenty—and all yours fell out, and all his
kept growing. Consider how his skin stretches
in only one direction. Accept that you are stretchier
than the capybara. Accept that you have foolishly
distributed your eyes, ears, and nostrils
all over your face. Accept that now you will never be able
to sleep underwater. Accept that the fish
will never gather to your capybara body offering
their soft, finned love. One of us, they say, one of us,
but they will not say it to you.
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woob @woob.zone · 29/08/2026
Persona is like if you built a franchise entirely out of reasons not to localize Mother 3
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
really hate this performative "gorp!" dogs do when they run up to you and fall over
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
Ok nevermind this time it was Namecheap being dumb and annoying
woob@woob.zone
what did those vibecoding fucks do to my handle
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
what did those vibecoding fucks do to my handle
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
I should do more with her
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
i know why cats do all that shit to each other cause i would always be pouncing outta nowhere and biting necks for no reason if I had a good excuse (Being a cat)
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
"HE ATE THEM" thumbnail with the little lil willy wonka from the box art on the left
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