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Splayd Gang

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Maliketh's little hip cape is life! Pyrrha Dve cracked my egg 🏳️‍🌈 I play Elden Ring, MtG Commander and D&D and occasionally retweet NSFW, so no minors 🔞 Maybe I'll make a side account for my Elden Ring YouTube stuff. 18+ only he/they, 34

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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you want to make woke 2 less annoying i’m all for it but imo part of that is making it too scary to be annoyed by
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Live Laugh Love Configuration @ktjams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love a good peasant lunch. Just some bread and cheese slices. You might think, ah a sandwich. But no. Nothing so sophisticated.
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you finally beat the pod who all play Slivers and then they shuffle up their Eldrazi decks
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyway, check out this video of a Universes Within commander that I think has a unique and fun playstyle.
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ACTUALLY Not That Edgar Markov from Reality Fracture as your Commander
YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 COMMISSIONS OPEN @blacksalander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t remember who it was, but THANK YOU to the person who pointed out that every photo of RFK Jr. matches the food that’s been recalled.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 05/10/2026
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now would be a great time to start wearing a mask again if you stopped!
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is all I want from the Internet
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel the need to remind people that my entire channel owes its existence to saint riot because before I did video essays I was doing elden ring pvp because he made it look so fun. Watch this shit man it's incredible
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They also buffed rain of Fire, so I'm also invading with my fire guy. "Gelmir's Verdict" Rykard's best boy. The last loyal Gelmir knight
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Quelaag @quelaag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I already boosted the shit out of this on Twitter but this is the single best Elden Ring news and coverage I’ve ever seen in my life I’m so happy I’m running a faith build right now and I feel the grace of the fire god in the sky rn
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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i wish more of elden ring's boss arenas were like godrick's tbh. i like how much more... organic? the encounter feels having uneven terrain, obstacles, cliffs...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the morally correct move as an invader in Elden Ring to kill the host while they are fighting a field boss. Now they get to fight that boss with their friends again. You've given them more gameplay and they get to keep summoning in that area. Good guy invader
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Nobody shows up to the UB prerelease, so everyone hates it." The UB audience does not know what a prerelease is. That is not when they buy their cards. They buy them at Target when they see "Spider-Man is in MTG now? I like him, ill get a pack that sounds fun!"
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fantastic essay, probably the best one on Geller
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to re-read LOTR this year since I'm the same age as Frodo at the beginning of the story and I completely forgot the first thing you learn about Frodo is that his mom and dad died in a boating DUI accident like a pair of Missouri rednecks on vacation in the ozarks
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just remembered the Secretary of Health cut the penis off of a dead raccoon. And that becoming a known fact did not expel him from his position.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cady telling aaron it’s time to wake up the green day guy
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fkin love belt clutter.
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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/s6T2yNP5zmk Elden Ring Tarnished Edition came with a bunch of new stuff, but the most important thing was they buffed one of my favorite spells. Brought to you by BARQ'S zero sugar root beer (not really).
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They Buffed O, Flame | I Prayed For This
YouTube video by saint_riot
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Splayd Gang @splaydgang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ran a good mostly combat session of D&D yesterday. Decided not to run with what I had planned and instead winged it. The moon started leaking tar through a spreading fanged grin. City folk started going insane and fighting each other and the chunks of moon rock tar falling from the sky. It was good
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The band Iron Butterfly looking like a guild of scheming viziers
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𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒 @grimalisk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello Bluesky, I'm in need of gold coins for the potion seller so I'm opening two commission slots for October - B&W A4, digital, 160€ each! Dark fantasy and Cyberpunk action, dm here or mail in bio!
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*sobbing, in anguish* ACAB includes commando the 15 pound chihuahua
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever looked at a guy being alive and went "absolutely not" ? #art #weapon #swordtober
Five beatsticks.
The first thingie is an arming flail with three heads made of a length of chain and a weight each. It has two discs framing its handle, which is covered in blue leather.
The second thingie is a goedendag, it is made of a rough length of wood roughly the length of a baseball bat, with a flared iron cap topped with a broadhead spear tip.
The third thingie is a large flamberge greatsword, with a wave patterned blade featuring two downward curved parrying hooks and a ricasso partially covered in a leather wrap for handling. The hilt is elaborate in shape with two sets of quillions and a side ring with openwork hearts cut out of them, while the grip itself ends in a heart shaped pommel and is decorated with blue tassels.
The fourth thingy is a poleaxe, with a blued steel head and fittings. It has an axe bit and a cloven hammer head topped with a straight awl point, a languette that extends halfway down the shaft and into a shell motif handguard, and a long heel spike.
The fifth and final thingie is an arming flail, made of two lengths of wood hinged together with iron links and studded with large spikes. The handle is wrapped for most of its length with a leather thong.
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why humanities education is important, people
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hiiiii new video about how Resident Evil completely avoids the “dumb horror character annoys the hell out of people by making dumb decisions” problem with what is generally my #1 tip for new writers! youtu.be/V3I0GL5QZBk?...
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Resident Evil & the Dumb Protagonist Problem
YouTube video by Alanah Pearce
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arnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
age of stars and shadow #art #ocsky #eldenring
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yet another 🌛 character design commission this time he has upgraded gear
knight with blue/purple drapery and clothes
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RockJan @janrockalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chest pump
sketch of a heavily muscled nude woman performing bench press excercises; she has huge pecs and a bloated roid gutsketch of a muscular nude woman's androgynous torso with huge pscs
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.
Life-size t rex head model from front 3/4 view. I am also in frameLife size t rex head model, from frontLife size t-rex model, from front and staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 02/10/2026
You guys gotta check out what my buddy made. Without a doubt the best lifesize T. rex head sculpt that exists in the world.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/10/2026
This is going to break people. This SHOULD break people. WTF are we even doing? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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New Google Maps images reveal massive scale of devastation in Gaza
Satellite imagery shows further destruction of homes, businesses and places of worship since fragile ceasefire
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My brother was hit by a car while he was out on a walk in May of this year. Thankfully it was at a low speed, but he is still dealing with all of the physical (and financial!!!!) effects, and likely will be for a long time. This is a very real fear for many of us.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first of all it’s fucked up that they’re spending the money they take out of my paycheck to remove perfectly good chairs, but also i’m pretty sure i read seated document checkers as friendlier?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Max Scoville @maxscoville.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last year I bought a pumpkin while I was out jogging and carried it home wearing my workout clothes which made me look exactly like an alien attempting to impersonate a human basketball player.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The universe is vast and careless and all your efforts will one day be worth way less than nothing, so no pressure
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s gonna be may
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Ash @bsartsss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Twins
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Infomercial @infomercial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not for nothing, this is basically how the US Civil War started
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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The algorithm doesnt show you what you watch. It shows you a bunch of random stuff, and then remembers it showed you that stuff. Right now its like "hey we showed you a Buffy clip that you skipped, but now here's Buffy all the time". And I never see stuff that I am subscribed to.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
icymi
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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all that's happened is a bunch of low to mid level developers who don't actually make the decisions that ruined halo are getting fired lol
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Sinto_J @sintoj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damien and Raka being gobbros.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
Shorter is always better with writing. Don't take 5000 words to say something when 900 would do the job.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
Had to document this lest it be lost to history
a 27 inch dell monitor with Computer on a legal sticky note attached to its bezel. It's underlined
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