spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Create a digital Little Free Library using the ESP32-S3. #ebooks #reading #esp32 github.com/spitecho/lit... 040
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My girlfriend got absolutely blotto on cherry lemon skinny bitches and ordered a 3XL #DraculaFlow t-shirt off of Walmart dot com because she "needed a new nightie." Judgement: Unimpaired 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me several million times and I might be an artificial consciousness trapped in a Generative Adversarial Network. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The Bee Gees teeth aren't real. The Bee Gees teeth can't hurt you 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Horror survival game idea: You're in an abandoned disco and you keep hearing The Bee Gees lead singer making Bee Gees sounds randomly in the background. The sounds keep getting closer and higher pitched. You turn around just in time to see those teeth chomping down 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Mental note: Incorporate "severe mental scamper" into everyday vocabulary. #Middlemarch 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Found a vintage McDonald's glass from the Pig Mac Universe. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Letting billionaires safeguard the economy is like hiring Cookie Monster as a night watchman at the Keebler Elf Factory, then acting shocked when you wake up to cookie crumbs and fudge-smear elf corpses littering the ground around a smoldering tree stump. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The official US government cybersecurity agency has an AI-generated astronaut cat as their 404 page. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Food Review: Licking the brown frosting from Dr. Doom Oreos turns your tongue green. Wiping the brown poop from your butt after eating Dr. Doom Oreos turns the toilet paper green. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Came for the Toccato, stayed for the Fugue in D Minor. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 17/01/2026All I'm saying is dunking a donut in coffee is tactilely no different from Brundlefly donuts. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Google news feed's targeted ads are scary accurate. www.pstrstudio.com/products/eni...pstrstudio.comEnikő Eged - CowgirlEnikő Katalin Eged - art Poster of the highest quality. Art print on eco-friendly FSC paper. 000
Reposted by spitechospooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/11/2025things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird 230360
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Finished #TheFutureOfTruth by Werner Herzog and #CleaveTheSparrow by Jonathan Katz. Just started #TheCaseAgainstReality by Donald Hoffman. The Dissociation Trilogy is nearly complete. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Damn, #WernerHerzog over here personally attacking one John Miller in particular. #TheFutureOfTruth 010
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 28/09/2025This whole #obscurestvinyl album is quality AI slop. 😘🤌 youtu.be/EzAbbYbtpnc?...youtu.beOBSCUREST VINYL | Jenny Stardust - Walkin' Like a Douche (FULL ALBUM)YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl 010
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Got the #MadMagazine Special #Halloween Edition and I feel personally attacked. 020
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Watching #MicroWrestling in super slow-mo while listening to Barber's Adagio for Strings. It also works in fast-mo with Yakety Sax. Amazing. 010
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social 213619
Reposted by spitechoWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Go for it. I don't even care any more. 16788442017
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I like when the narrator says, "This is all true by the way" so I know when to google that shit. #CleaveTheSparrow www.npr.org/sections/kru... 000
Reposted by spitechosam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return 403253595611
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Protip: #Heineken mini-keg stops spitting out tepid foam if you make a mini ice cream maker out of a stew pot, salt, ice and water. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Band comes out and sets up in front of the audience for two hours--testing microphones, adjusting lights, almost start playing several times, but stop to set up more. Finally, they yell into the mic, "THANK YOU, WE'RE OC/DC, GOODNIGHT!" then leave. 000
Reposted by spitechopork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025amtrak’s marketing team gets it 445305569986
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Trying to watch scrambled 1-bit streaming Skinamax from another world. #playdate #blippo+ 050
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 30/05/2025"Falling into a black hole and getting spaghettified for all eternity makes *you* an Endless Pasta Bowl," I mumble at my coworkers between bites of fettuccine during my job's 20th anniversary celebratory Olive Garden lunch. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/05/2025#NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation #BeyondTheBlackRainbow 000
Reposted by spitechoZ. Doom - Official Compact Disc Lover @world0fecho.bsky.social · 12/05/2025 9159601572
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Those who forget the Pabst are condemned to re-Peeb it. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I got the meat sweats in a bavarian restaurant. I got the Schnitzel Schvitz 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Fuckin bridge troll called the cops on me for refusing to answer three riddles 000
Reposted by spitechoViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/11/2024[Werner Herzog voice] Unburdened by conscience, he is free. And yet the Hamburglar is a prisoner of his own desire 13884217
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I tried googling "denim sleepwear" to find some jajamas, but the Shop Now links took a strange turn. 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Me: Alexa, End my suffering. Alexa: Here's a station called End My Suffering by Parallel Beats. *Smooth beat plays, remixed with the Roblox death-oof sound effect* 000
spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 04/04/2025If Romulus had been the one to get killed, we could have had the Reamin' Empire 000
Reposted by spitechophil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 01/04/2025a gloryhole, but someone just whispers affirmations to you from the other side 1215434
