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@spitecho.bsky.social
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Modern drinking problems require modern drinking solutions.

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Create a digital Little Free Library using the ESP32-S3. #ebooks #reading #esp32 github.com/spitecho/lit...
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy #Summerween!
Jack-o-melons
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Found a vintage McDonald's glass from the Pig Mac Universe.
A photo of a vintage McDonald's glass with the burger cop labeled "Pig Mac"
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The official US government cybersecurity agency has an AI-generated astronaut cat as their 404 page.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Light reading on a 17 hour roadtrip.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Damn, #WernerHerzog over here personally attacking one John Miller in particular. #TheFutureOfTruth
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Got the #MadMagazine Special #Halloween Edition and I feel personally attacked.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Watching #MicroWrestling in super slow-mo while listening to Barber's Adagio for Strings. It also works in fast-mo with Yakety Sax. Amazing.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
A bookmark that says "I'm mentally ill about reading" in between the pages of House of Leaves where an institutionalized mother writes a crazy letter that looks crazy.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#SaveTheManatees
A manatee lies seductively on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace. It has a huge, round, shiny human ass. Like, it is seriously caked up with a thicc-ass fuckoff dumptruck. AI made this and it is an abomination.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I like when the narrator says, "This is all true by the way" so I know when to google that shit. #CleaveTheSparrow www.npr.org/sections/kru...
A photo of a Kindle resting on a pizza-print blanket with a page from the book Cleave the Sparrow by Jonathan Katz. The page reads, "the story of the Western Australian Jewel Beetle.

Back in the 1980s, these randy characters-the males-were all copulating normally with female jewel beetles, until Australian designers tweaked the shape of their beer bottles and added a ring of dimples on the bottom that looked like the sexiest fucking beetle slut you could ever imagine. This is all true by the way.

It became such a problem, the Australians had to redesign their beer bottles, just to stop the beetle bros from ignoring their women and going extinct. And if you think this couldn't happen to humans, you obviously haven't visited Tokyo recently."
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Trying to watch scrambled 1-bit streaming Skinamax from another world. #playdate #blippo+
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
#NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation #BeyondTheBlackRainbow
Top image is the "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Bottom image is the "I don't know, Margo" scene from Beyond the Black Rainbow.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Doing communion and jesus be like
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I tried googling "denim sleepwear" to find some jajamas, but the Shop Now links took a strange turn.
Screenshot of a store selling elephant pajama pants where the trunk is a built-in dick-snuggie.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Meowmers would easily survive The Great Flood.
A black cat named Professor Catface Meowmers holding an anole in her mouth.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Need RONCO to make a pet-safe version of this for my over-grooming cat's bare ass.
Ron Popeil spray painting a bald spot so big, he doesn't even have to watch what he's doing
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
i'm here you fuckaas bitch
Big ass flower sculpture, NC Botanical Gardens
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Early birthmas present for the missus. #jimebrown
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Merry Heartmas!
An oil painting of a tortured heart howling into the void.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Due to my severe alcoholism..." is how I'm beginning every email from now on. #jimebrown
Screenshot of a Bandcamp email from Jim E. Brown giving tour updates.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You need the thneed.
A very pleased Grinch busting out his grody thneed dork while Max the dog rolls his eyes.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
The motivational cat poster in my office has taken a turn.
Motivational poster saying "hang in there!" with a cat hanging by one paw from a clothes line. There is a beer in the cat's free paw and a noose around his neck.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the Caganer! I couldn't think of a rhyme, just stoked this guy is a nativity scene tradition in Spain.
A giant Caganer statue, taking a human-sized dump in the middle of a crowded mall.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Torrented some dodgy subtitles again
Fred Astaire dancing with Ginger Rogers in the movie "Top Hat." The closed captions read "♪ doesn't thrill me half as much as clapping bitches cheeks ♪"
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A decorative sign with three pictures of the Terminator saying, "Come with me if you want to LIVE", "Come with me if you want to LAUGH", and "Come with me if you want to LOVE"
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