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@spirker.bsky.social
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Connie | she/her | 30s | UK | gay pirate content | nsfw 🔞 | my fics: archiveofourown.org/users/cochineal

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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taika talking about trolling sam during filming
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taika was sooo cute and giggly this eve
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sam would have approved of this joke
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fandom friends 💖
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i love my fandom friends 🥲🥲🥲🥲 @unpopularculture.bsky.social @merryfinches.bsky.social
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
followed my own advice and had one of these this morning - can confirm i feel 10000% better already
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hi!!! my pick is these beautiful flowers
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
RIP queen <3
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ok here is my WIP for #bottomstedeweek prompt of ‘size queen stede’. Stede has ordered a rather large dildo off the internet.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
met Rocky at #mcmcomiccon today ☺️ he’s 3d printed and life sized!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oooh time to break out my old meme
a meme of two pro wrestlers, one is standing looking happy labelled ‘me casually living my life’, the other is standing behind looking menacing labelled ‘rhys darby preparing a thirst trap’
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
i heard you were living that
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ok wip wednesday vianton edition! here are some of viago’s horny thoughts about anton drinking a beer (for context ‘thirsty gurl’ is the coffee shop/bar where viago works)
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
why do you think i’m here
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
pleased with my eye make up today ☺️
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
no fucking way!!!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
something fun about me and kylie is we are literally this picture when we go out in public
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
happy birthday to my beautiful friend Kylie @merryfinches.bsky.social 🥰 i’m so lucky to know you 💕
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
ed teach date night outfit
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
words since 2023 - the most i’ve ever written for anything!!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
still trying to get over being this close to the man himself.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
look how cute he be
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
sorry i took ages to reply to this because i realised i don’t know the names of any octopus types so i looked them up and i think they are all my favourite
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
hello!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
full layout (i’m working on a pdf version which will be better for printing)
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
please enjoy my zine, a love letter to Ed’s belly. CW for canon accurate gut stabbing. #ofmdzineweek 🧵
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I wrote a little thing for the top line of the bingo sheet ☺️ #ofmdmermay
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
what a morning for music lovers!!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
i just think Ed should get to lie on the squishmallow sofa.
a sofa made entirely from popular soft toy squishmallows
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i have my cunty sunglasses, my hair is the colour of a tennis ball, life is good 💖
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
girls don’t want flowers they want
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
dress by robert wun
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
David when he posts new devastating lore ‘for the lulz’
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i see you. we are many.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Stede Bonnet the man that you are.
scene from ‘man on fire’ ofmd s2 where a man is literally on fire close up of Stede laughing as a man burns
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
gorgeous photos of queens from 70s liverpool today at the hayward gallery
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stede is a sentient fridge, Ed is horny and working from home. Consensual sexy fun ensues. rated E, 3.5k words archiveofourown.org/works/64304917
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
this is fridge!Stede btw
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
it’s himmmmm
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Be careful out there!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This fic now includes artwork by the amazing @merryfinches.bsky.social !!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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