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Summer's finally here - and Bucephalus knows from terrible experience exactly which bits of him need the most sunscreen. Art by @noswift.art - he's just opened for comms if you'd like to snag your own.

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Tek! @noswift.art · 20h

Hey guys! ;D I am opening for couple of spots! If you are interested, please check out this website, it has all the info needed! noswift.art If you happen to have any questions, shoot me a dm! As always, I will leave the form open for couple days and pick the When I close it! Thank youuuu!! 🐾

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 29/09/2026

Would I Lie To You Does Numberwang

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026

Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page

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Euphrates @euphrates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mm honse

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 23/09/2026

Technically it should be New Zedland.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 22/09/2026

Keep a dipstick handy to check your oil regularly. If you don't own a dipstick, Bucephalus kindly makes his available for use. Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 17/09/2026

The thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing. If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 15/09/2026

I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 09/09/2026

If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 09/09/2026

As I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 08/09/2026

To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. False, refurbished or knock-off horses will fold up in pain, while authentic ones will kick you so hard you need surgery.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 06/09/2026

Biblically accurate donkey cock.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 05/09/2026

I could and will rewatch Arrested Development clip compilations for the rest of time. "As Ann as the nose on plain's face."

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/09/2026

He certainly does find ways to keep himself entertained, doesn't he. Art by MoltenGold.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/09/2026

That "E." is holding up his entire career.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 02/09/2026

Just read that Sam Altman is sad because people don't like AI and my heart filled with the joy of a child's summer laugh. Here's to a future where all billionaires are as Ozymandias.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 02/09/2026

I'll die for Olivia Colman.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 02/09/2026

Kingdom Hearts: Deliverance

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 02/09/2026

Norovirus. Bronchospasm. Cat abscess. I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 01/09/2026

Finally it's spring again. I need green things in my life.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 29/08/2026

The Berenstein Cannibals and the Limits of Nominative Determinism

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 27/08/2026

It occurs to me that techbros answer the question "What if Lex Luthor was real, except moronic to the identical degree that his fictional counterpart is intelligent?"

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 25/08/2026

Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 25/08/2026

Aspics are the blue ticks of food.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 25/08/2026

The problem with getting very very sick is that your immune system can be so weakened by it that you just walk into constant subsequent illnesses. Week four and I'm so done with this shit.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 24/08/2026

POV it's 07:01 and the food bowl is still empty hello are you even still alive

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 21/08/2026

People keep saying that Morrowind is amazing but I can't and won't look past it using ebony as a mineral. That utter disregard for proper worldbuilding is just too common in indie games like Morrowind and we need to stop standing up for it. Maybe the devs' next game will be more believable.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 20/08/2026

You say you waggy but actually you scaggy

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 20/08/2026

has the guy who wrote boto3 been hunted down and shot into the sun yet or do we need to organise a mob

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 19/08/2026

Some days, furries really just should fuck right off.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 10/08/2026

Let people be bad at their hobbies. Not everyone is doing things to get consistently better at them. And that's perfectly fine. Telling someone "you're doing that wrong" or "no you should do it like X to learn" when the thing they're doing is just for fun, is abrasive and unwanted. Let them be.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 08/08/2026

Made my gammon for Christmas in July today, only slightly delayed by being horribly sick. It's fitting that the weather is about to take a brief turn for the wintery like the final exhalation of the old climate. I shall sit ensconced in blankies and nibble on my lovely roasted ham.

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Nib-Roc @nib-roc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A little size contest to see who tops #furry #nsfw

Donkey beats a horse in a cock size contest so he gets to pump the horse full of cum until he has a big round belly

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 07/08/2026

Well, I tried it, and honestly, no: I for one don't think norovirus is the next hot party drug.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 05/08/2026

A lot of people spend their lives trying to work out just what love is, but we actually do know the answer. Love is a rhizome.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 01/08/2026

Do you need an easier way to book a doctor's appointment? Well it's not Zocdoc because you're outside the US so just sit through the next year of YouTube sponsorships in boredom like a good little capitalist pinata.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 31/07/2026

My recent quest to find a movie as goofy-fun as the D&D movie: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: this movie gets it. Good, dumb fun. 8/10. MORTAL KOMBAT II: this movie knows it should get it but struggled. 6/10. MANDALORIAN AND GROGLET: "No, use the 'Piss Yellow' colour grading setting." Snore. DNF/10.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 30/07/2026

I wonder what he's hiding under - oh, never mind. There it is. There it all is. By @heathenfang.bsky.social with Storm.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 29/07/2026

I was today years old when I learned that most Americans can't read 24h time. There's a very simple trick I can share to help you migrate: if the hours are over 12, subtract 12 from them and call it PM. So 15:35 -> 3:35 PM. There. Now you can buy a Casio.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 29/07/2026

I have all the acronyms. PTSD. Pet Tummy-Snuggling Disorder. ADHD. Adorable Dog-Hugging Disorder. OCD. Obsessive Cat picture-Dumping.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 10/03/2026

Morning. Have a good day. Get lots of fluids. Be kind. And fuck the British Museum.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 25/07/2026

Are there any words you deliberately misspell because you prefer your spelling? I like berzerk. Feels better than "berserk".

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 24/07/2026

Everyone is entitled to basic human rights. Except you, Jeremy. You get nothing and you know why.

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