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Spencer Jakab

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We wanted to know if bleach can cure cancer. So we talked to three raw milk enthusiasts at a McDonald’s near Manasota Key.
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Vandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
things are going great, I'm sure morale is at a 10/10 these plumbers and teachers and clerks who do this part-time will be supes happy to start shooting at their fellow citizens after sleeping on the floor for weeks
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Awww ... paging the Hallmark Channel. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/06/s...
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What’s a Couple to Do When One Works for Donald Trump and the Other for Elon Musk?
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Elon can fix this.
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Believe it or not, this is the 2nd time I've had a photo of Doc Brown & Marty McFly under my byline. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
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Stock Rallies Are Losing Their Oomph
🔎 This is an online version of Spencer's Markets A.M. newsletter. Get investing insights in your inbox each weekday by signing up here—it’s free. 📧 Sell in May and go away? That [old market trope](htt...
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
He should RTO and make sure to send the shareholders a list of five things he’s accomplished every week
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
😂
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
To be clear, when EU officials talk about a “deal” by early July, they are looking to give him a face-saving way to back down.
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Not The Onion.
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Philippe Maupas @philmop.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Passive investing is great. It can still be gamed. — by @spencerjakab.bsky.social marketsam.cmail20.com/t/d-e-shtdlk...
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🎅 Markets A.M.: Christmas Came Early for These Investors
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
And the prize for best street name trolling goes to the city of Prague.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Perfect right down to the Thiessen.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“SPX Daily Return Based on Who is Making Headlines” (via TS Lombard)
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Trump's "big" trade deal is with the UK: - It's a framework not a deal - They're our 11th largest trading partner - They're only 3% of US trade (97% to go) - They *already* charge average tariffs of only 1% (limited upside) It's a photo op, not a macroeconomically significant moment.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
“There is NO INFLATION.” - Trump, 4/8/25 @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2025/05/07/u...
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Are Howard Cosell and Harry Caray ready for their comebacks?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tesla’s sales in Europe continue to collapse — “even as it started shipping the redesigned Model Y sport utility vehicle to customers.” @bloomberg.com $TSLA @alexwinter.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Sometimes I feel like the Darwin Award process should be allowed to run its course for the good of society. nypost.com/2025/05/04/u...
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Over 30 bikini-clad influencers stranded after $4M Lamborghini luxury yacht ‘flipped over’ off Miami Beach
A luxury yacht out for a cruise near Miami Beach had to cut it short when it went under, leaving 32 people stranded on the deck, the Coast Guard said.
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Philippe Maupas @philmop.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"Berkshire’s retiring CEO hasn’t just been a giant of the professional investing world—he’s a giant among pygmies. You can’t be Buffett, but being just a little bit like him can leave you towering over pros and other individuals alike." — by @spencerjakab.bsky.social
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🥇 Markets A.M.: You’re More Like Warren Buffett Than You Think
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
NYT Page One: “.. a blitz of moneymaking ventures capitalizing on their father’s name and power, each seemingly trying to outdo the other.” @nytimes.com
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/05/2025
Add a tariff, ruin a movie A Customs Officer and a Gentleman Final Destination (End-Use Regime)
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
(Politico) - President Donald Trump is not committing to upholding the Constitution as he continues his sweeping deportation agenda. @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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Justin Lahart @jdlahart.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ahead of a sales tax increase in Japan in April 1997, consumers bought a bunch of stuff. You'll never guess what happened next
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Helene Meisler @hmeisler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
yesterday @spencerjakab.bsky.social cited Billy Ray Valentine saying his kid would not get the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Here’s an oldie but a goodie. 🤡
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
NYT Page One: “There have never been 100 days like this.” @nytimes.com
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@spencerjakab.bsky.social wins the morning newsletter competition today. www.wsj.com/newsletters/...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
“Give us the actual date.” 🙃 @acyn.bsky.social
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
BREAKING: Astronaut, Nobel Prize winner, former Goldman Sachs CEO (and purportedly former member of the U.S. Congress) sentenced to seven years in prison.
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Another normal day for financial markets. 😕
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My favorite part of tax day idiocy is printing out the piece of paper telling me about the "Paperwork Reduction Act."
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
* Lutnick Says Tariff Pause on Phones, Computers Is Temporary @bloomberg.com $AAPL $DELL
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😕
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I don't know why I continue to be surprised by how brazen this all is.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Currently at Disney with the kids and realizing how much better it would be if there were some sort of tax you pay to move between Adventureland and Tomorrowland.
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Studio Ghibli version of Ali Vs. Liston
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
the world's worst poker player was bluffing at the pot at <2 AM>
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Philippe Maupas @philmop.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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⚾ Markets A.M.: Investors Are Too Scared of Striking Out
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Well, I guess that means they all just “resigned”.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
What passes for "deal flow" this week is actuality a couple of cautionary tales: 2018 PE pays $6.9b for $DNB 2025 PE sell $DNB for $4b another PE 2015 $DLTR buys $FDO for $9b 2025 DTR sells FDO to PE for $1b
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
(WaPo) - The Social Security Administration website crashed four times in 10 days this month, blocking millions of retirees and disabled Americans from logging in to their online accounts .. @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Well, this is embarrassing (not as embarrassing as sharing secret war plans, mind you). I misplaced my password to this site and in the meantime neglected to spam you all with the link to my free daily WSJ newsletter: www.wsj.com/newsletters/... Which means (cotninued)
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Markets A.M.
Let the WSJ's own Spencer Jakab prepare you for the trading day ahead, with expert insight into the companies and industries set to move markets.
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Spencer Jakab @spencerjakab.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
New Orleans P.D.? I'd like to report a murder.
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.
Deleted Elon musk tweet from February 2023 that reads “go eagles”
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
For those not familiar with how financial markets work, US Treasuries are the ultimate safe asset, used as collateral for everything. Even a hint that some Treasuries might not be honored could bring everything to a screeching halt 1/
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I guess that’s one way to dismantle the CIA. Just send out everyone’s name.
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Heather Randell @heatherrandell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
From a colleague who worked for for USAID until he was abruptly fired last week. As he says, courts take time. If you shatter things with a hammer it doesn’t matter if the courts eventually rule in your favor. You destroy lives—of government workers and of millions of poor people around the world.
I was fired last Tuesday. All my other colleagues were put on administrative leave today. Courts take time. Moving fast and breaking things is the strategy, and the Democrats don't want to stand up for the Agency. They're incompetent and it's too politically challenging to defend foreign aid.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Is Musk still having private, undisclosed conversations with Putin? Does anyone even care?
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