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Otto DeFay

@speedmariachi.bsky.social
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Abolish ICE, punish the criminals, restore democracy. a wop bop baloobop balop bam boom.

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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Almost like twins is crunching my numbers
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 01/10/2026
They're calling it digital waterboarding, folks.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everybody tag urselves
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
madlibs ass sentence.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow this is powerful. God I hope he wins- not just for the numbers, but for what else he brings to the senate.
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running an ad where a young fat white man playing video games is the face of welfare fraud and the right is maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extremely not the point, but while I think he could’ve won 2016 and it would’ve obviously been better than Trump, I think he would’ve likely been a failure on his own terms based on his inability to staff his organizations with the kinds of talent needed to get big things done.
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not the point, but that picture is what America is about. Y’all means all.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Primetime was great- loved every second. Lance oppenheim is the real deal. This only makes me more excited for You Can See Everything.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you think Angine de poitrine has a wikifeet
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bakeoff S14E1
From 30 rock, Liz lemon’s family sitting around a table, her father saying: “It wouldn't be a Lemon Party without old Dick!”
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River Blackearth @riverblackearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name and shame these monsters.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked bucs fans about baker mayfields performance since signing an extension
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy goodness are we out registering the GOP for young people in Maine.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are they morons? Yes. But is this also a way to destroy Obamacare? Absolutely.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You solve a thousand cases and you have bestiality done to you by ONE goat…
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheekiest anyone has ever looked.
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright up next we got Che Guevara, then Che again, followed by Jared Fogle
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👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i got this shirt to wear today, but now that i'm wearing it today, i'm realizing it's a little: "wearing the band's merch to the concert"
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
1/9 Father Mychal Judge — the first recorded death at Ground Zero on September 11 — could become the first known gay saint in Catholic history. www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/father-myc...
thelettersfromleo.com
Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Coco Gauff would be prettier if she smiled, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, but it's kinda a major platform that's like 15yo-facing. It's sorta like bringing a radio Rwanda host onto Nickelodeon to humiliate them
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve had dreams like this
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thread. You would think what he’s responding to was written by Big Brain Injury
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good lord, RIP Tim Curry.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
@dubbin@friend.camp on mastodon
@robdubbin
MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g -
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
11:50 AM • 2019-07-28
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know who else is 80?
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a bittersweet reminder that 1) while good people must also die, 2) they will be rightly mourned, and it is a beautiful reflection of the good they did.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Long live the queen.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a perfect summation of the tech broligarchy
“These people long for immortality but can't wait ten minutes for a cup of coffee," she says.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
whatever this is has broken me
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Outsider art.
Bathroom wall graffiti: 
“Listen, this is a hard plice to date as a smart woman.”
*scratched out phone number*
someone else writing “YOU'RE WELCOME AND GOOD LUCK.”
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cut for time from a crossover episode of Succession and The Handmaids Tale
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Extremely, irreversibly owned.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FOCUS ON LETHALITY
The Wall Street Journal
New Drone Unit to Be Phased Out as Hegseth's Army Pick
Makes His Mark
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You guys talk about guillotines and just desserts for ICE and Musk and the Trump admin but when confronted with Castro who actually did that to the people who enslaved and raped his country for the previous 60 years you no longer have the stomach for it, makes ya think why that is
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Having a 911 coded evening (seeing foo fighters at nats stadium)
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons Flanders: We're All Out of Ideas
Alt: Simpsons: “We've tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
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👁️👄👁️ @thebougiecommie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
have we considered a reality show where we take a bunch of outdoorsy people and put them inside
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
High test crazy in this thread.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gonna get one of those personal mister fan deals and fill it with champagne to really stunt on them hoes
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Otto DeFay @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What is going on with DC’s power outages lately? It’s almost every week it feels like.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You blow 6 foot ropes, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
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