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Memento Maury

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Abolish ICE, punish the criminals, restore democracy. a wop bop baloobop balop bam boom.

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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 12h
Watching this space. Levitating.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13h
the important thing to know about every republican candidate who is pretending they will be an independent voice and not a rubber stamp for trump is that they're all lying
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 12h
While that may sound like a counterexample, it’s worth noting that Hoover also made a point of staffing and specifying the dress code for agents matched a very particular type, which just so happened to match his second in command that he was Definitely Not in a gay relationship with.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 12h
Not the same thing, but my favorite related anecdote is that during the Cold War the Russians had spies in every agency but the FBI because J Edgar Hoover was too bigoted to hire anyone but white guys from fancy schools
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 13h
Definitely in Nixon/kissinger territory with this.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 15h
This is going to be really useful in my everyday life
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah if a kid went to the hospital from riding their bike into a car (and how fast would they have to be going?), I doubt anyone would write a story about it.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 18h
Do we know how this incident actually happened?
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 19h
Crazy how objects undertake actions sometimes
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 19h
A person didn’t hit a kid on a bike with a car. No, no, no. A child had his bike hit by a vehicle, through which we must infer that a driver was somehow tangentially involved.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
They’re happy to when it’s someone who doesn’t matter in the grand scheme.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Our diversity is our strength.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Watergate would not have brought down Nixon if Fox News existed back then.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A major roadblock to people learning from history is the highly funded and organized RW propaganda efforts and media takeover.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Come and take it” ending at Theee Alamo is too much. Who could forget those 2 great military successes lmao
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Overall I suspect that stuff works on the base, but I doubt anyone not already in the tent finds it compelling.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The “do you love your dad” quote from yesterday was literally AES expressing gratitude!
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Holy shit being a libertarian after COVID????
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A former libertarian should probably be more focused on the red scare idiot’s RW policy than punching left.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wine moms remain democracy’s strongest soldiers.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pritzker and not Buttigieg?
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Huh. More sad than anything.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Somebody else said it but Jeselnick is what all these “I’m just saying!” guys wish they were. You can be dark/offensive/whatever, but it requires you actually writing a joke once in a while.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Recalling the boomer history teach during middle school saying “if those Vietcong would’ve fought us like men, we could’ve taken them easily!” Yeah man, if they just didn’t want to win, that would’ve been great for us.
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my favorite comes from a facebook mishap by my father in law
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hello cruel world
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Edited 4 panel comic of Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin's dad approaches Calvin and says "playing internet slang? I'll show you something interesting"
"The two types of slang are Nazi and AAVE. All slang falls into these two categories. Rizz? AAVE. Chad? Nazi"
Calvin responds "yeah"
Calvin's dad continues 'serving cunt? AAVE. -Maxxing? Nazi. Despite being actually funny, -slop is nazi"

The final panel shows Calvin, eyes wide as he struggles to sleep.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The common clay of the new west.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah definitely name this giant disaster after yourself. Great thinking.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There is no depiction that won’t be taken as endorsement by the average person. The crisis of media illiteracy continues apace.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The movie beats you over the head with the idea that Hansen is a glory hound jerk- literally don’t know how someone could misinterpret.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agree to disagree. Happy hunting.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lol kamala dude. I hate maga as much as you. But who I voted for doesn’t change that the Dems are still on the hook for that failure- not just Kamala. Agree tho that the media/media environment played a part.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A bad salesman blames the customers for going across the street. Q: How do the voters choose who to vote for? A: 1) Lots of baked-in environmental factors, and 2) The case the candidates make for themselves and how their party sells it.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unfortunately, Dems didn’t do a good enough job to win. The candidates/their party are what drive people to vote.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The voters are to blame??? Not the candidates? Man, idk.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
EDD👏ING👏TON👏 EDD👏ING👏TON👏 EDD👏ING👏TON👏
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Noting that my wife and I say “ah well, nevertheless” daily.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Says to me they know they’re cooked and they’re flailing. This kind of shit will just boost dem numbers.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people we thought were cynics had genuine beliefs. Now many of those genuine beliefs are bad, but to his minor credit it seems like plurality and good governance weren’t totally fake.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminded of the story about the person saying they were a lifelong conservative until they did acid and realized other people actually exist.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would kill for this shirt
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Travelled to see them and Angine de poitrine in Richmond- it’s definitely happening.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This and “Do you love me” have 2 of the most committed vocal performances ever. Just all out holding nothing back swinging for the fences.
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
menopau-au-au-au-au-ause *solo*
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Memento Maury @speedmariachi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Almost like twins is crunching my numbers
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 01/10/2026
They're calling it digital waterboarding, folks.
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