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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h

Vol-au-vents are flung off it at high speed; its tremendous fun 😁

Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 6h

If I had a pound for every time I’ve announced how much I love the Traitors’ residence, I could probably afford to buy the bloody place*… *y’know… ish #Traitors

The castle where the Traitors is filmed, all gorgeous turrets and fancy windows.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15h

“BREAKING NEWS: Ursine faecal matter discovered in tree-lined area, and Papal dude subscribes to Catholicism…” #FucksSake 🙄

A thoroughly predictable headline from BBC News app: Reform faces criticism after councillors filmed making racist comments

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 15h

“BREAKING NEWS: Ursine faecal matter discovered in tree-lined area, and Papal dude subscribes to Catholicism…” #FucksSake 🙄

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 21h

Once you drop, you have stopped? Or something.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Also: I’d need more specific coordinates than they’re giving…

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

… if the planets align, and there’s an ‘r’ in the month.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

EXCLUSIVE: New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m so glad that he exists to explain what’s wrong with women. It’s difficult to imagine how much worse life for anyone without a penis (however tiny) might be, without his being on the planet, and without access to a fucking microphone. Phew x

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Relief in Scrubs with Coffee

ALT: Relief in Scrubs with Coffee

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Mary’s going to be a celebrity contestant on a new version of Countdown (hang in there…), to be hosted by the most famous of the Osmond family (stay with me…). Her opening (ahem) line, as the first letter is placed on the board, will be: “I’ve got a Y, Don!” (Yeah; that’s it. Sorry ‘bout that.) 😬

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That’s just the What3Words for the back of Card Factory in Romford.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I agree with this sentiment, based upon the ridiculousness of their utterly pathetic “argument”, but I utilised it merely as a recognisable (or not, I concede) and lame play on words. 😁 (Nice gerund, by the way.)

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Bertha. BERTHA. (Homophone.) Have another go… I believe in you, sugartits x

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Steve says “WHAT’RE YOU DOING IN MY FUCKING SHED, MATE?!”. #Steve

A dark hefty spider, perched in the corner of a manky old wooden shed, atop a veritable palace of a web. Lots of detritus is assembled on the many strands.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Thanks for the nudge, mate: will do, thaCan’t believe it, seems like only 60 years have passed. 🫠

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The Bedford abattoir debacle would’ve made that inherently rather tricky… Sad.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Halcyon Days… was amongst the tracks they played from their critically acclaimed album, “Dingle My Dongle, Betsy; It’s April!” (Never could tell which was which.)

Reeves and Mortimer in Mulligan and O’Hare mode: slinky polo neck jumpers, ridiculously 70s bobbed combover hairdos, and simplistic smiles on their fizzogs.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Never left Obama alone, did she? Her, and her lot. Disgusting behaviour… 🧐

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

In the words of my Dad: bloody thump and twang. (This applies to anything, post-Lonnie Donergan.)

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I consider my subscription one of life’s necessities. That, and the dogs 😁

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Some berk (Chris Sutton) on the radio, talking fußball, has uttered the phrase “…at this moment in time…” three times in the space of a minute. That is all. 🤨 #Berk

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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Happy birthday, Sir Cliff Richard! 86 today 🥳

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Nearly lost a gobful of bloody coffee, you twat 😂

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I watched Horrible Histories while I ate my tea last night: bloody smashing way to spend time. Shakespeare? ⬆️

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The deranged love child of Noseybonk and George Formby? #Kidz

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Grr. 🤨 #Wordle 1,943 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Homemade veg tikka masala, and homemade naan. Me and the girl, cooking together, like the old days 😊 It’s ace when she pops home again x #LovelyGrubbly