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Spatulo

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General purpose nerd. Pronouns are He/Him. Holding onto what I am, pretending I’m a Superman.

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 21h
Contrary to reports from former employees, Olimar stressed that business has never been better. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door includes its own fictional language that is a cipher for English. Amusingly, the misspelled "Game Cuve" graffiti from the original version is translated into the new language... but still reads "Game Cuve" when deciphered.
The Nintendo Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains an in-universe language used for signs and labels that is a cipher (i.e. a one-to-one symbol conversion) for English.
Textures that were in English or unreadable in the original (left) are translated into the cipher in the remake (right). The remake's poster reads "Wanted" and the signboard reads "Signboard".
A famously misspelled "Game Cuve" graffiti appears in Rogueport in the original.
In the remake, it can be seen through this arch from the back.
Analyzing it reveals that it is still misspelled! The designers deliberately kept the misspelling in the translation.
Here is the key to the cipher used.
Source: research/images by Mario Wiki users "LadySophie17" and "Reese Rivers", mariowiki.com/List_of_fictional_languages
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Spatulo @spatulo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have come to the conclusion that Dietrich’s is the comedy route. #FireEmblemFortunesWeave
Not-Alucard contemplates how much easier life would be if his magic sword could feed cats for him
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Strong Bad @strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Steam Autumn Sale Bundle! Get Poker Night and Roomisode Triunguwhatever for CHEAPS! From @skunkapegames.com and Videlectrix! store.steampowered.com/bundle/72032...
Promo image for a Steam Autumn Sale Bundle featuring Poker Night at the Inventory and Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate. It shows 3D cel-shaded Strong Bad from Poker Night wearing Dangeresque Too's glasses and regular ol' 2D Dangeresque wearing his regular ol' cool, cool glasses.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nerial (developer of Card Shark, Reigns) shuts down after 13 years and 11 published games
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 01/10/2026
UPDATE: Donkey Kong Bananza's Emerald Rush events ARE returning! Starting tomorrow, you'll have plenty more chances to unlock the special in-game character statues, with each event running for an entire month at a time. It begins in October with Chip Fever and the Enguarde and Kong Bananza statues!
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DK Vine • News • UPDATE: Donkey Kong Bananza's Emerald Rush Events to Return, Each Running for an Entire Month at a Time
After a day of uncertainty, we now know that Chip Fever will return from October 1st to October 31st, with all events running each month thereafter.
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thegladerunner.bsky.social @thegladerunner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five years ago, when a Seattle burger chain raised employee wages & benefits the Reicht wing lost their minds, screaming the result would be $20 burgers & the company would end in bankruptcy. Today, the chain is even more popular than ever. Never let them try to tell you a living wage can’t work.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grasshopper Manufacture splits from NetEase Games www.gematsu.com/2026/09/gras...
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Star Fox (2026) OST added to Nintendo Music music.nintendo.com/en-US/playli...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Star Fox Ver. 1.2.0 update out en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 29/09/2026
official Zelda apparel is on sale at Amazon for Early Prime Big Deal: amzn.to/4hRVFNn #ad $16.99 each right now more official Nintendo merch on Amazon: amzn.to/4xTqVR1
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 29/09/2026
Zelda 40th Concert update! Ticket sales and ticket pre-sales will start September 30 at 12pm local time. Venue pre-sale and general public on-sale will vary by location zelda.gameconcerts.com
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LEGO Icons - Dragon Ball: Shenron & Goku Set goes up on LEGO Store on Oct 4th ($179.99) buff.ly/rTDY2O1 #ad
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t be afraid to be afraid. The final episode of #Lanterns airs Sunday at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disc Only QotD no.651:
Jerod: Tom, I got it! Go get a 9 volt battery and you can regain your taste!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Japanese Clayface poster goes hard. Less than a month away. In theaters October 23 in the US. Oct 30 in Japan.
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eStarland @estarland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is the 30th Anniversary of Super Mario 64! 🏰
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Finn-al Girl @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skeleton says, Damian Wayne debuted in Batman #655 which was 20 years ago. Then he runs off, the jerk.
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Disc Only QotD no.648:
Tom: Why do you remember having conversations about things you forgot?!
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While Mario collects fictional gold coins in his games, Wario in Wario World collects the real-life "American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coins (91.67% gold).
Wario with coins as seen in Wario World
Coin texture
"American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coin
Source: info: YouTube user @Geibuchan, screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're LIVE on YouTube with a big video about how the legendary G1 Optimus Prime set the tone for decades of #Transformers! 💥💥💥 youtu.be/QS2vpLl-JJE
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G1 Optimus Prime: Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 317
YouTube video by Toygrind
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Disc Only QotD no.647:
Stephen: My favourite straw is an ostrich egg.
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 24/09/2026
All Nintendo Switch Online members who participated in the DK Challenge should now be receiving up to three Switch Icons commemorating their accomplishments. Look for them under Icon Elements on the NSO Home screen!
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DK Vine • News • The DK Challenge Switch Icons Are Now Live!
Those who participated in the DK Challenge should check their NSO accounts for up to three new Switch Icons commemorating their accomplishments.
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 24/09/2026
Some characters weren't meant to be seen from the front...
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yall fuck with Bob Emblem
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom was recently playing an on-foot mod of Star Fox 64. Although a funny idea, I don't think the game crashing if a teammate does was an intended part of the programming...
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
post by burttiis, edited to read 

A job will have you 15 years old with a 36 year old best friend like dang where tf Unkillable Guzran at today

cai and guzran from fefw are overlaid
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Spatulo @spatulo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly I could’ve done better if I realized the Muckoids don’t respawn but whatever I DID IT #DonkeyKongBananza #NintendoSwitch2
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the prototype version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi would have needed to electrocute a living mouse for all eternity to solve a puzzle. This was changed in the finished version to a toy mouse, likely due to the original being absurdly cruel.
In the finished version of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, there is a puzzle in the Woohoo Hooniversity basement whereby an electric circuit must be completed using mechanical toy mice as conductors:
Mario must fill himself with water, which Luigi shoots out with a hammer to push the mouse into the circuit, completing it:
After this, for the rest of the game, going back to that room shows the mouse continuing to be electrocuted as it is now permanently part of the circuit.
This is completely fine since the mouse is a toy.
However, in the prototype version of the game, the mice are clearly living animals, being shown to eat cheese when they stop moving:
Now, Mario and Luigi are completing an electric circuit by electrocuting a real animal.
This means that for the rest of the game, the circuit is completed via the mouse's body, meaning it is a real animal being electrocuted eternally.
The cruelty of this is so absurd that it was likely removed for this reason.
Source: tcrf.net/Proto:Mario_%26_Luigi:_Superstar_Saga/Early_Sprites/Map_Graphics_and_Objects,
YouTube user @Skawo, youtube.com/watch?v=lloE59IWN4c
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 22/09/2026
Bananza Antics, the 12th and final Emerald Rush event, is live for the next week in Donkey Kong Bananza! Can you harness all five Bananza abilities across the Feast Layer and unlock the statues of Candy Kong and Funky Kong back on DK Island?
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DK Vine • News • Summer's End: The Final Emerald Rush Event in Donkey Kong Bananza Is Here
Prepare to hang up on your surfboard with the ''Bananza Antics'' event, live for the next week in Donkey Kong Bananza.
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Spatulo @spatulo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You ever just watch something and go #FireEmblemFortunesWeave #NintendoSwitch2
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Incredibly cool research
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2, 2026)
Tialla is saying, "Ignore rude people, no matter how good they look. That's what Grandpa says. Well, something like that."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#awkwardzombie #998: Clean Streak (Splatoon Raiders) www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/clean-...
a snip from the latest AZ
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eStarland @estarland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Metroid: Ravenous Pre-Orders Are Now Live! ⚡️
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