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Beth Reed ✨⛵️

@sparklyseaster.bsky.social
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Naturalist. Animal lover. Sailor. Gamer. SPARKLY THINGS! Skål! She/Her. #FIGHT #RESIST #PNWstrong

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A meme featuring an image of Donald Trump at the top with a black background, looking stern. In the middle, bold text reads: "DONALD TRUMP IS PROOF THAT A CON MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SMART IF HIS VICTIMS ARE DUMB ENOUGH." Below the text is a photo of a large crowd of supporters wearing red "Make America Great Again" hats.
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or send them an email! Or a fax! They might be excited for a fax.
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#DestroyThePatriarchy #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All this Ed Sheeran Israel/Palestine controversy really doesn't mean anything until Taylor Swift weighs in. Only then will we know which side to land on. 🤔
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHEN DOES THIS START?!?! Asking for, well, the whole world.
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMG, some actually GOOD NEWS! Keep those policy choices going. 😉
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 3 liberal judges are left with the CRY from DEMOCRACY.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎯
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Between menopausal hormone imbalance and what's happening in this country, I am SO FULL OF RAGE!!! So if anyone's getting together to legit resist and fuck shit up, lemme know. Us GenX women are ready and here for it. #DestroyThePatriarchy #CoupTheCoup
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
❣️ PLEASE ❣️ VOTE ❣️ Vote like your life (and your family and friends' lives) depends on it!! BECAUSE THEY DO! #VOTE
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👇THIS is what happens when women take control! ❣️WE GET THINGS DONE❣️ #WomanPower #GirlPower #DestroyThePatriarchy
From: @goodgoodgood.news

A yellow graphic titled "FUTURE EARTH | SEPTEMBER 15, 2026" with the headline "Cherokee Youth Win Legal Rights for Waterway in First All-Female US Effort".

The body text reads: "The Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians Tribal Council unanimously passed a resolution recognizing the inherent legal rights of the Longperson water system. The Longperson, or vwi Ganvhida, travels 790 miles from the Great Smoky Mountains to the Gulf of Mexico. The resolution was brought forward by the NAIWA Daughters, a group of Indigenous girls aged 10 to 17, making it the first all-female-led rights-of-nature effort in the US."

At the bottom, it cites "SOURCE: MONGABAY".
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JA Fields | NonCompliantCyborg @noncompliantcyborg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey, Bluesky! I just realized there is no Docktober presence over here and I need the 🌿🐙🦑 communities to know that we are bio-blitzing docks all of October to document urban marine biodiversity. Luan Roberts has a website and iNaturalist project about it: www.naturelookings.com/docktober
naturelookings.com
Docktober | Nature Lookings
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Maxima @maxima-infinity.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
🧵 “Nice people made the best Nazis.. They got along, refused to make waves, looked the other way when things got ugly and focused on happier things than “politics.” They were lovely people who turned their heads as their neighbors were dragged away. You know who weren’t nice people? Resisters.”
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Goals
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I did fact check this. It's true! Well, unsure if it's THE reason the 🍊💩🤡 hates Canada, but it would certainly make sense! #FDT #FDJT #TrumpsAreEvil (Not all of them. Niece Mary seems cool.)
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FOR FUCKS SAKE! WHEN DOES THE FIGHTING BACK START?!?!?! WHY are we just sitting here and letting it all happen?! The whole administration doesn't care one bit about protests. Well, except they can round up dissidents in one fell swoop. IT'S REVOLUTION TIME!!!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#satire
Satirical news graphic formatted as a broadcast screenshot labeled "Faux Noise Satire" and "Live Look!". The central image depicts a stylized metallic coin featuring a relief of Donald Trump grabbing a crying young girl by her ponytail as she tries to run away. Text on the right side of the coin reads "IN GOD WE TRUST" and "JFM". A news ticker banner across the bottom reads, "Trump coin fast-tracked for production" followed by "Coin captures the 'essence' of the pedo..err, man".
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am pleased to report that I have almost finished my quarter-assed cleaning of the house before my bestie gets here tomorrow! 🥰
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is from Instagram. And NO ONE will be surprised. 🙄🤬 #FuckFlock (maybe that won't work. sounds like a roaming orgy. LOL) #GOPisEVIL #MAGAtsBelongInTheGround
A screenshot of an Instagram post by @adhd_memetherapy containing a post by @awesomust.

The top portion reads: "Leaked Flock webinar footage reveals Flock employees teaching police how to surveil anti-Trump No Kings protestors and track their vehicles." It includes a video thumbnail showing a presenter on a video call alongside a map-based surveillance interface with location markers and vehicle tracking data.

The bottom commentary reads: "Aaaaaaand THERE you go. What we all knew this was about. Like every authoritarian surveillance dystopia, it's not about behavior or crime, but opposition to tyranny"
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is absolutely me. Every bit of it. Just throw in some rage, and it's a perfect match! Also, for the record, I love my label maker!!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Diesel prices have officially hit a record high.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit! This is gonna be good!
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK No, not an Onion article. And here I thought this administration couldn’t get much trashier. Apparently, we’re no where near the bottom of the trash barrel.
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Arizona Birder @liberalazbirder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tucson Farmer's Market this morning:
Bumper sticker that says:
Voting Is Like Driving
To Go Forward Choose "D"
To Go Backward Choose "R"
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Our first mushies of the season!!! 😍 #FungiFriends #Mushrooms #PNW
Three very small little orange/brown mushrooms, growing in green moss 
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sounds about right!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not to get too political, but it would be nice if, even for a day or so, everything could stop getting worse.
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got my new flags up! I hope the trumptard fuckwits in front of us like them!! I just wish they were bigger. hehe
Two garden flags. The one on the left is a pride flag and the one on the right says, “Destroy the patriarchy not the planet”
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The cottonwood has declared its FALL!
A yard and driveway covered in dull yellow cottonwood leaves
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The amazing @jess-a-creates.bsky.social knows how to do it!! #LetYourFreakFlagFly #WeirdItAllTheWayOut #BeYourself
Created by: @jess-a-creates.bsky.social

A four-panel comic featuring an illustrated skeleton and a winged unicorn against a soft purple background.

Top Left: A skeleton with a big, round skull and black eye sockets sits on the ground. Above it, pink bold text reads, "TIPS FOR FITTING IN:".

Top Right: The skeleton rides atop a white winged unicorn with a golden horn and pastel mane, flying into the air with motion lines around them. Large, bold pink text above says, "DON'T".

Bottom Left: The skeleton and winged unicorn fly gracefully upward. Below them, white text reads, "YOU'RE SMART, STRANGE, AND SPECTACULAR".

Bottom Right: The skeleton and winged unicorn continue flying higher into the sky over a grassy hill. Above them, purple text reads, "WEIRD IT ALL THE WAY OUT."
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dog and bunny
Drawing of a puppy with a pink bunny and the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And his gaggle of pedophile friends! #TrumpRapesLittleGirls #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #MAGAtsBelongInTheGround
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Beyond Meat @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“cAn YoU rEaLlY cAlL iT bEeF iF iT’s MaDe FrOm PlAnTs??” i don’t know, can you call it beef if it’s made from horse
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ ❣️❣️ ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SERIOUSLY!!! What the actual fuck, people?! WHY ARE WE NOT FIGHTING BACK?! Screw marches, they don't give a fuck. It is LONG PAST TIME we rise up against this!!! We need to stop being polite and just hoping it'll work itself out legally. IT WON'T! We need a revolution right the fuck NOW!!!
"We will not prosecute the abusers named in the Epstein files or reveal their names to the public."
--Todd Blanche, US Attorney General

[a picture of Blanche and one of Epstein with a whole page of redacted lines]

Sam

@SamCarpenter_

Genuinely at what point do you fucking Americans do something
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Huh, #Amazon isn't on here to tag. Wonder why that is... Weird. 🙄🤬 I've had a few of these "glitches" happen recently. Anyone else having issues (beyond the general "fuck amazon")?
Customer Service | Amazon Chat

Chat started

System:

Geir Ness Laila Eau De Parfum Spray For Women 3.4 oz

$82.92

Delivered June 24

You:

I just received an email that I initiated a return for this item. I did not request a return. Why did I get that email?

Agent:

I am sorry to hear that you have received an email regarding return request for this order.

I have checked in our system and I can see that there is no return or refund initiated for this order.

Would you like me to check the status of the return?

You:

Why did I get an email saying that a return was initiated?

Agent:

Got it. What do you need help with?Agent:

Please do not worry I will help you with this

Please allow me a moment to check this

Please do not worry, in this case i have successfully solved your issue please be rest assured you will not be charged for this and also ignore the emails or messages regarding this as they are systematically generated.

Sounds good?

You:

partially. WHY did I get an email about it?

Agent:

It was a technical Glitch

I am sorry for the inconvenience caused to you.

Please be rest assured

I have fixed this for you

Is there anything else I can help you with?

You:

Has this glitch been solved? I've had a LOT of them happen to me recently...

Agent:

Yes it has been fixed

No need to worry

i cansent email for this also
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
darth™
@darth

wat about dogs with normal size wieners
let all dogs race

    Leify @LeifTheTank · 6h
    There Will Be an Enormous Wiener Dog Race in DC on September 21 washingtonian.com/2019/09/18/wie...
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I laughed
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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hello Canada: On behalf of the 75,017,613 Americans who voted for Kamala Harris, I just wanted to say I’m sorry. And yes, we are embarrassed. Thanks.
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jerryarmstrong.bsky.social @jerryarmstrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Clearly not enough Cher or Gaga thrown into the mix. 🤷‍♀️
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not wrong!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@goldengateblond.bsky.social
shauna

@goldengateblond

hello and welcome to "Snack or Porn Title," I'm your host

A close-up image of a box of granola bars featuring the brand name "two moms IN THE RAW" in large text, with small organic and gluten-free certification badges alongside the text "Only the good stuff!"
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Another hashtag is needed: #balls
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
thatbostonwriterkid
Saying, "I love what you did with your gender neutral bathroom," in a republican family member's house is a choice.

Highly recommended.
10/10 would do it again.

itzelcummingsauthor
Gosh dang it, this almost makes me wish I still talked to them, just to try it

...almost 🤣
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Beth Reed ✨⛵️ @sparklyseaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Honestly, this sounds amazing!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A meme featuring a still frame from the comedy movie Airplane! set inside an airplane cockpit. Captain Oveur (Peter Graves) rests a hand on young Billy's shoulder while copilot Roger Murdock (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) looks on. Text at the top reads: "Billy, have you ever hidden yourself in a Turkish food cart?"
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