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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"Thank you for reporting this suspected phishing email. At this time your organization has rated the risk as LOW." ok well it's an app I've never heard of that's asking me to provide my credentials so I guess it's ok I'll just hand that over

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

🎵 by using your eyeeeeeeeees, Freezing your fraaaaame, Watching our clooooooooooothes Buuuuuurst into flaaaaames 🎶

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

i propose a feature for microsoft teams where an individual is only permitted to ping you once an hour at most. you do not need to fucking ping me three different times from three different chats in 5 minutes. fuck. *fuck*.

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/10/2026

This is outrageous, despotic shit and everyone who played a role in it should lose their place in polite society. Show us the warrant. Who asked for it? What did they claim? Have there been grand jury proceedings? Who was in charge? And what judge, if any, signed off on the search warrant?

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

p fucking aggravating to want to watch the SPORTS and every political ad is just wall to wall transphobia.

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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

BREAKING: Mike Ditka, the legendary Bears coach, has died at 86. buff.ly/XhtO2DV

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Rest in peace, habibi.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 08/10/2026

Transphobic rot has truly spread and taken root in the minds of the media because they're trying to make "social contagion" stick for every issue from menopausal women who want hormone treatments to the right-wing demographic panic. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a tranny.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

a couple people in the office have gotten sick. 'Tis the season and all. As people talk about it I find it curious that everyone either calls it the flu, or calls it covid, as if there are no other possibilities. like people have forgotten the existence of the common cold.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my IT department has a change freeze in place for the Las Vegas Grand Prix. But not the COTA one, cuz fuck the better race track apparently. absolutely no one cares about this but me, the weird autistic trans racing fan of the office.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ET. Was fucking terrified of that guy possibly being in my closet for years and really had me fucked up on aliens in general until I was about 8.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

aaahh, the ol' slippery burrito

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i think John Hindhaugh might be my favorite sports commentator, ever. which is to say i find him least obnoxious of all of them and that's a pretty low bar to clear, but i do always look forward to listening to him on Radio Le Mans et al.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

forget the 9 games thing here are things that i think could be improved massively if i had personal access to a Shahab-2 missile, updated to avoid a ban edition: 1- my office building 2- atlanta traffic 3- a casket lying in state with NO context about why it is there at all 4- the neighbor's dog 5-

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i've grown tired of replying to all these political texts with goatse. that's what capitalism has done to us. it's taken the joy out of even goatseing someone. never forget what they took from us.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

forget the 9 games thing, my dream Taskmaster blunt rotation would be Mel Giedroyc, Sarah Millican, Sally Phillips, Mike Wozniak, and Morgana Robinson.

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

theguardian.com

Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NYT Cooking is the only morally-defensible part of the Times with which to engage. We will probably nevertheless discover that it is a CIA-backed operation with God knows what horrific intent.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A door dasher left a meal on our porch. Didn't belong to us, we had no idea it was there. I hate wasting food but it was out there 5 hours.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

love it when 8am rolls around and teams messages from coworkers that got stacked up overnight all come crashing through my notifications like the three stooges through a door

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.

Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.

Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎵 Thiiiis time, tie yourself to the wiiiild side Push til you fall apart There's a place for you to fiiiind Let it bloom in your miiiind 🎶

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 19/09/2026

this is how you wake up from bottom surgery

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i doubt i'd ever be in a circumstance where I'm designing a game from the ground up, but if it ever comes up one of the most important parts of my game loop will be a mandatory phase for the player(s) to have a moment of downtime to consider what they've done. good or bad. fuckup or triumph.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026

HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Listen here, buddy: England deserved 1066!!!

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There is zero reason for politicians to be talking about "trans issues" except as a result of a 100% bad faith campaign of bullying and bigotry and it is important to point that out whenever the topic is raised, or you grant bigots legitimacy they don't deserve. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-have-t...

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You Have to Call Bigots What They Are

Stop treating trans people’s rights as a legitimate issue to debate.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The thing is, Windows doesn't like you. It doesn't respect you. You think surely it will stay muted when you unplug those headphones. Surely it will stop with the sticky keys popup. But it just gives you lip service and knows it will ignore you, and you'll fucking take it you little slut.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

just occurred to me that there are an awful lot of hills im trying to die on over here. like, i can't possibly be defending all these hills at once, on my own. but by god someone has to

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

it's sort of amusing, and heartbreaking, and happy-tears inducing to go back through my old playlists and listen to music with these new ears and instead hear all these love songs framed as if i'm singing all of these to the boy i used to be.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

🎵 The city is painted with memory the water will never run clear The birds and the bees and the flowers and trees They know that we've both been here 🎶

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When wearing drawstring pants, the likelihood of getting the string into a knot AND the complexity of the knot are scaled directly in relation to how badly you need to use the toilet when you try to undo it.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Today is my 69th day on estrogen (nice). It feels super good to cry. 😭

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 26/08/2026

DAWG FUCK THIS WEEK

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hello! Pollination pre-orders are now live for everyone at antithesispress.com/product/poll...

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Pollination – Victoria Scott – Antithesis Press

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I know exactly one thing about Herbert’s science fiction world

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Frank Herbert literally wrote a sci fi world, he would have supported ai
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I mean genuinely the main emotion that I’m filled with after this weekend, seeing the president, walking through his throngs of fans, attending the worst circus I’ve ever witnessed, is like: man I’m not letting this guy kill me. I simply refuse to lose to him

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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I really don’t even need to caption these anymore

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

People complain about Bluesky users but the first thing you should do when you get here is get on the blocklist of people who say shitlib. And the anti-ai one while you're at it. It's great. The worst people on the site self-select to block themselves from you. Really cleans up the experience.

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sparklynines @sparklynines.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"You have been identified as the Business Data Owner for" hahahaa nooooooo nope nope nope no. No. Fuck off with your data governance shit I don't touch this shit at all.

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