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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 8h

Forget David Ellison buying CNN, *THIS* is the thing that makes me want to cancel giving HBO Max my money

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 10h

Metallica is 100% a The Sphere band and I mean that with full disrespect

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every time they do a Ted Lasso finale, instead of doing all the teary-eyed "MAYBE we'll come back..." sentiment, they should do what Kids in the Hall did for their tv and amazon show finales and have Ted Lasso just get buried in a grave until the next time they need him to be dug up for a new season

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The better part of 20 years ago i was making random gibberish status updates like "My neighbor's dog stole my identity and bought some vacation property" and now that's just the title of every manga coming out

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Just a reminder-" SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SAY THE THING

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Would you believe adults who collect action figures are largely angry maladjusted obsessives?!??

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Everyone is getting mad about this but how many of them live in San Diego, because any bored disaffected suburban teenager that lives here literally wishes for this to happen every day and as a resident I don't blame em.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes there are adult doctor who fans with opinions about this. I think if you are an adult who has opinions on preschooler shows you are legitimately a level of mentally disabled that you should qualify for some kind of government "we're sorry, have a discount card for the bus or something" program.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Twitter catchphrases really are for the dimmest of dimwits at this point which is why Lanterns is being called a Surf Dracula because he doesn't become Surf Dracula, also because he doesn't surf he rides a jetski, also etc. The thing is only the thing if its the thing!

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whenever elections don't go their way in Brazil, Americans run online to paint large swaths of Brazilians as inherently fascist angry morons who live in a half lucid stream-of-consciousness due to their skulls being filled with dog turds and guess what we are right to do so

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When the right wing "american" on twitter refers to college as "uni"

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are few things in social media as embarrassing on a human level as tagging a youtuber in a comment to see a post like they're a facebook friend.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yall just beatin up on jasmine crockett simply because shes annoying and wont shut the fuck up and gives awards to women beaters and doesnt even play politics well within the already low bar of the texas democratic party. typical yt ppl 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Kermit the Frog Sips Lipton Tea

ALT: Kermit the Frog Sips Lipton Tea

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026

PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing that Lanterns is doing exceedingly well is proving how many people purport to love comics, i.e. fiction, but have until now somehow avoided the concept of mystery fiction writing where characters will say something and it won't have "meaning" or payoff until a later chapter. "Readers":

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I used to work with someone who has since gone to work at Meta, and she's being forced to enthusiastically share their custom Muse AI agents publicly, the way that Best Buy employees used to be forced to stand around applauding for the first customers who walked in after opening the doors.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the kind of op-ed you could write in 2007 where between malls, starbucks, radio, tv ads, and countless other avenues you heard so much music against your will. We now live in an era where you have to be deliberately listening on-demand to music to hear it. Time to go to the home, grandpa.

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026

I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Forgotten Island seems like a very good movie but anyone could've told you it was gonna bomb hard as a children's movie all about someone worrying about forgetting their friendships. That's a premise for Steven Universe adults, not children, to understand. And there's not enough of those to carry it

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As always, whenever a woman or a minority comes out to appeal against being a woman or a minority, I simply have to ask why I would ever listen to a woman or a minority even to agree with them if I were in their intended headspace that neither of them are equals to me.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stuff like this doesnt really matter because unlike movies music isn't really a culturally uniting thing anymore. It's become hyperfragmented in both what's being consumed and where. Obsession and Backrooms and The Odyssey were events and people gathered for it. You might hear a song while pissing.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love Haus of Decline but if there was ever a textbook example of people saying Charlie Brown Had Hoes it would be asserting the movie that actually built a fat guy puppet and dropping massive bags of blood had "no practical effects" based on nothing more than innate trust in her eyes to detect CG

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That was crazy. A gang of elected California Democrats confronted me in a dark alley and demanded I give them all my money or else. Without doing a thing, I left with all their wallets and a handwritten IOU from them that ends in "I'm sorry, I love you"

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026

I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Sports are the single most overrated cultural creation in human history and the idea of fairness in them is the most gutless rules lawyer aspect of them on top of it. There being this much whinging about kicking a ball around is a problem even without sacrificing a marginalized community for it.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

People who weren't even born when Ocarina of Time came out calling the remake AI slop just because they added realistic textures is the largest example yet of their brains being cooked by microplastics and distance learning

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:

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@ADL
Ed Sheeran’s fans came for a concert, not performative, biased and hateful anti-Israel “activism” from his opener, Macklemore.

Imagine being a Jewish or Israeli fan who came with family or friends to enjoy the show, only to be confronted with this hostility from the stage. Or feeling so unwelcome by the opening act that you leave early.

This isn’t new for Macklemore. He has a record of demonizing Israel and Israelis, falsely accusing Israel of genocide and engaging in antisemitic rhetoric and behavior.

This is completely unacceptable.

(with embedded video of Macklemore's remarks on Palestine at the Ed Sheeran MetLife concert)

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Well *im* not gonna use ai slop on Bluesky" when bluesky is being built out on ai bullshit is, to put in terms bluesky shitlibs can understand, like ordering from chik-fil-a but being proud of refusing a plastic straw

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

oh man one of his manson girlies told him he could change his look and he believed em

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No one has seen The Dog Stars yet so nobody's talking about how weird it is the dog fully talks

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Speaking strictly in terms of human biology, there are a lot of dumpy old women that talk like this but if you see them up close they not only don't have the stamina or eye coordination to connect but there's a 50/50 chance they'd just topple over from the swing and crack their melon on the sidewalk

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People didn't bag on Ti West hard enough for shitting the bed with Maxxxine so he failed his way upward into doing stuff like this

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Honestly based on checking people's profiles pixelated boat and Paul Tompkins often seem be following a lot of really stupid awful unfunny people and its unfortunate because you know it emboldens these idiots

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Kennedy Curse isn't working quick enough

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The only 2 types of people mad about this are: 1) People from regions that use it who are apparently too illiterate to discern that he's speaking specifically about the group of people who performatively do this, because southern pride is built on being reactionary victims 2) The performative people

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@worstmattslist.bsky.social hey buddy, fuck you, delete all your accounts not a matt since you seem like the kind of dickhead who'll pull that chestnut out

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Liberals have just become Snydercut people over Hasan and the comparison is especially apt because they truly have no concept of how few people outside the bubble of "politics are a hobby" want to spend a single second thinking about any of this.

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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And finally, they end by misspelling Brooklyn. *chef's kiss*

White text on a blue background. It reads:

FORWARD
BROOKYLN

FORWARD BROOKLYN.

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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

UNSHAKENED

Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn (a Black woman, dead in the eyes, wearing an orange suit, white shirt, and white cravat) standing on the steps of Brooklyn Borough Hall. The neologism "Unshakened" is splayed over the center of the screen in big, white letters. Underneath is a smaller caption that reads, "Unshaken."

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Biting into a burrito, feeling something hard to get through, I pull back and see a tiny liberal in a high pitched Lilliput voice stuck in my beans saying "Hasan Piker is an antisemite you know"

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Zoomer woman pawing at her boyfriend's crotch while he simply looks away and bemoans "pointless sex scenes"

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm so glad I'm on this enlightened website and not X where a conservative-friendly ai has inflammatorily summarized a trending topic as "Hasan Piker comments spark antisemitism debate". Wait sorry I'm getting word thats the #2 trending topic on THIS website that also uses AI.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Is the fiction actually good or is it just satisfyingly gay

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/08/2026

the average tech exec and venture capitalist and honestly an alarming amount of bay area software engineers have close to zero interaction or connection with regular people, and the richer they are, the more isolated they've become. They have built rationalizations for everything.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

To be clear: a bunch of "Donald Drumpf!" blue maga posters have been lying here in wait for a couple years now talking about how they're glad they aren't on "the nazi website" built around AI, only to yesterday get mad at The Onion guy for disparaging them using AI for their boring office jobs.

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