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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 2h

The most performative fuckin lib brain ever to associate your offensive gay stereotype love of a has-been morning show host onto "good" politics. Donnie and Marie never did this shit. You're a complete narcissist and deeply undeserving of it.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 3h

Bragging you want to torrent something bad isn't a flex, you dorkass.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 11h

Forget David Ellison buying CNN, *THIS* is the thing that makes me want to cancel giving HBO Max my money

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 13h

Metallica is 100% a The Sphere band and I mean that with full disrespect

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you read the review you'll understand why this is a completely incoherent reply

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Haha didn't lock your replies fast enough you wussy

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You wanna sound smart but you aren't, dimwit

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No one cares, shithead. Just live your life. Stop cluttering the internet with declarations like you're somebody important.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's a pretty great one, dipshit

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every time they do a Ted Lasso finale, instead of doing all the teary-eyed "MAYBE we'll come back..." sentiment, they should do what Kids in the Hall did for their tv and amazon show finales and have Ted Lasso just get buried in a grave until the next time they need him to be dug up for a new season

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The better part of 20 years ago i was making random gibberish status updates like "My neighbor's dog stole my identity and bought some vacation property" and now that's just the title of every manga coming out

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Just a reminder-" SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SAY THE THING

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Would you believe adults who collect action figures are largely angry maladjusted obsessives?!??

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're a dope accusing anyone you disagree with of being a bot. Keep building that bubble and living in your alternative facts world so you are always being agreed with, just like MAGA people choose to do.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No one is saying this absolves hamas at all, you lunatics need to take your meds.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah fucking right this is a real guy, nice try narc

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No he isn't and neither am I you coward. Actually engage with an idea instead of burying your head into alternative facts like MAGA.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bluesky users never beating the allegations

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're an idiot and a trump lover

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh nooooo it would be terrrrrrrrible for someone to sink the midway and make downtown get a new identity oh noooooooooo

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Everyone is getting mad about this but how many of them live in San Diego, because any bored disaffected suburban teenager that lives here literally wishes for this to happen every day and as a resident I don't blame em.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes there are adult doctor who fans with opinions about this. I think if you are an adult who has opinions on preschooler shows you are legitimately a level of mentally disabled that you should qualify for some kind of government "we're sorry, have a discount card for the bus or something" program.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do you actually care about preschooler animated shows enough to have an opinion on them? That's fucking weird, if so, and a waste of your and everyone else's time if not.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[sees a guy get a successful speaking career but mispronounce the word "omittance"] haha oh man milkshake duck'd!!!

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Twitter catchphrases really are for the dimmest of dimwits at this point which is why Lanterns is being called a Surf Dracula because he doesn't become Surf Dracula, also because he doesn't surf he rides a jetski, also etc. The thing is only the thing if its the thing!

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whenever elections don't go their way in Brazil, Americans run online to paint large swaths of Brazilians as inherently fascist angry morons who live in a half lucid stream-of-consciousness due to their skulls being filled with dog turds and guess what we are right to do so

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Is there anyone who actually wants to interact with you if there isn't something they can gain from it, because you do not present yourself to the public as good company.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm firmly against Skydance running things but I feel like everyone commenting that he's gonna make Barbie MAGA forgot all the stuff Fox used to put out that ran completely contrary to Fox News' politics. At the end of the day the capitalists want to make the most money possible.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When the right wing "american" on twitter refers to college as "uni"

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are few things in social media as embarrassing on a human level as tagging a youtuber in a comment to see a post like they're a facebook friend.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh hey it looks like a predator maybe the people who flood every neca post screaming about how predators get no representation will be satisf-hahahahaha jk

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The comparison on the page is straight out of Mega64's PS5 Ultra "announce" video

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

yall just beatin up on jasmine crockett simply because shes annoying and wont shut the fuck up and gives awards to women beaters and doesnt even play politics well within the already low bar of the texas democratic party. typical yt ppl 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why does everyone post like a main character now jfc

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/07/2026

PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing that Lanterns is doing exceedingly well is proving how many people purport to love comics, i.e. fiction, but have until now somehow avoided the concept of mystery fiction writing where characters will say something and it won't have "meaning" or payoff until a later chapter. "Readers":

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will not assume she thoroughly hates this, she has definitely sold her soul and got sucked into Job Defender cultist due to wanting to afford to live in the bay area at all costs, but even the sycophants have the guns to their heads over there and it's very telling.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I used to work with someone who has since gone to work at Meta, and she's being forced to enthusiastically share their custom Muse AI agents publicly, the way that Best Buy employees used to be forced to stand around applauding for the first customers who walked in after opening the doors.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey real quick who showed up in person to give an award to a woman-beater

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wrong, dipshits. And it continues to do incalculable harm to the Jewish people that you madate tying the government of Benjamin Netanyahu as fully representative of a religion thousands of years old. You are the antisemites.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get on meds and stop posting forever

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No it's not and this is a very weird thing to say when you already made the obvious point that its much easier to be #1 in a more shallow pool. This feels almost like ragebait in and of itself since you're contradicting yourself just to argue with people.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My media identity at this point is solely "movie guy" and that's partially because movies are gathering events for people to comment on a work, while music taste is so hyperfragmented and niche that hearing about anyone's favorite band doesn't move a needle for me despite having instant access.

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the kind of op-ed you could write in 2007 where between malls, starbucks, radio, tv ads, and countless other avenues you heard so much music against your will. We now live in an era where you have to be deliberately listening on-demand to music to hear it. Time to go to the home, grandpa.

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026

I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time

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SpaceButler @spacebutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's darkly funny how many old die hard fans of his will see this and still wish more than anything that they could blow him.

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