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shelob inu

@soynielos.bsky.social
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mostly a place to exorcise my intrusive thoughts he/him

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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 2h
Mods are asleep post Kiefer Sutherland's gigantic earlobes
Kiefer in A Few Good Men looking like he has earlobe implants
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mcc @dryad.technology · 11h
Drawing a political compass where three of the quadrants are Naomi Wolf, Naomi Klein, and Ezra Klein, and then using the fourth quadrant to derive the hypothetical political interests of a hypothetical "Ezra Wolf"
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll piss when I'm dead
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Traffic jam when you're already late A No Poking sign on your pokin-shit break
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The old week is dying. The new week struggles to be born. Now is the Time of Miller.
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would suggest that's a slightly cursed blunt rotation but they already said it's a joint board
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are great. I've only read about a half dozen of em. Also I was unaware of the Civic Design Center but appreciate it's in one of the most bus accessible parts of town
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh I've gotta check out that library
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do we need an East Nashville urbanism book club? 😄
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jesusurbanist.bsky.social saw your post this morning about the reading list for your book. These are probably very basic ones but some I've enjoyed: Road to Nowhere - Paris Marx The Death and Life of Great American Cities - Jane Jacobs Crabgrass Frontier - Kenneth Jackson
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's lots of cars and minitrucks parked around Midgar, especially on the upper plate. You don't really see anyone driving much though, since the roads are almost exclusively reserved for motorcycle sword fights.
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've seen a million Macy's And I've rocked them all
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Google exec a few years ago bragged to me about that their healthcare AI was writing insurance claims and I told him it would obviously lead to an arms race. He didn't see the downside
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Management: As we adopt AI we're going to ensure we keep a human in the loop The loop:
A picture of the euthanasia coaster
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A very pregnant Francis McDormand trains her gun on me, screaming to be heard over the digital wood chipper into which I’m feeding AI movie star Tilly Norwood.
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You: the mechanical switches provide additional haptic feedback Me: I know what key I'm pressing on any keyboard. Must be a skill issue
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a mechanical keyboard but I don't *get* them. My shitty laptop keyboard also works fine. Same words come out of my fingers just as fast
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A soupçon of assache
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frank Miller Batman
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if i had a green lantern ring i would use it to help women succeed in business
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If it's not gonna see heavy duty you could probably 3d print one. I'm in the next district over and could give it a go
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What's the part?
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Disco skeletons
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social look how easy this is
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/08/2026
rocko's modern basilisk
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fruit by the Foot Fetish
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your d&d party
Khan Noonien Singh with his titties outLeonard and Adam NimoyFrodo & Gandalf
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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
So strange to think about how after you die everybody just goes on with life as usual. Not just strange -- unfair. That's why I built The Device
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Getting too intense in an interview to be a judge's bailiff
The chorus to Peter Cetera's Glory of Love, "I am the man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero that you're dreaming of 
We'll live forever
Knowing together 
That we did it all for the glory of love"
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is an amazing thread, but also if there were a star near Sudan I probably would have heard about it
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Old-fashioned Hand-pulled Saltwater Penis
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's SO GOOD. I just finished Master of the Senate
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And yet we see the victims of capitalism all around us
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also it's worth noting I live 2000 miles from his district and would be unaware of him if he hadn't decided to be a bigot
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've had a visceral hatred for Seth Moulton since he reacted to the 2024 election by saying it was trans peoples' fault. Fuck that guy.
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peace was never an option
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You be the big strong cowboy and I'll be the bad naughty cowboy who brought new york salsa and needs to be tied up
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Our age of bronze is collapsing, playboy
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A good way to gauge the racism level of a Nashville person is to mention Memphis. A lot of times you'll get some fun code words
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shelob inu @soynielos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
141 rolls per person has got to be the result of some sort of Bumwipes Georg situation
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
if I was Calvin and Hobbes's dad i would have gotten rid of him (abandoned on steps of a church) and then kept the tiger as a kind of quiet and respectful garfield
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