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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of my favourite things in urban fantasy lit is when an author likes the IDEA of wizard boarding school drama, but wants to avoid getting Harry Potter stink on them and tries to do that by just inverting all the stuff they regard as problematic, and in so doing independently reinvents the X-Men.
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leupagus @leupagus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I would die for this baby
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 07/08/2026
"What did you call it?" one of the biologists said. "Bob," said the boy. "He's my friend." "I doubt 'he' is the-" "Never mind pronouns," the other biologist said. "This a new form of life!" "Nonsense, it's clearly a fungi!" "Actually," Bob said, "I'm a cheese." "And my friend!" "Indeed."
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song ME: Oh MY god, Becky
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Andrew Pope @andrewpope.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is a sizeable proportion of horror festival submissions. They used to be “the writer’s barely disguised fetish.” They are now “the writer’s barely disguised therapy insights.”
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A comic of several colourful foxes. In this one, red fox is out in the woods with a wicker basket, wearing a sun hat. Sitting right beside some mushrooms, she has turned to look over her shoulder at another fox, also holding a wicker basket. The unknown grey fox looks back to her, seeming startled, as if they had just been caught in a crime.
Narrator: It's mushroom season, and red fox detects an intruder on her territory.

The two foxes face off, heads lowered and growling, with their tails raised up bristling in a threat display.
Narrator: The competition for the best foraging grounds is fierce.

The grey fox yields first, abandoning the basket as Red chases them off.
Narrator: Territory must be defended, for family honour and to provide for one's offspring.

Coming home, Red is once again her regular sweet and cheery self, offering her own mushroom basket to Blue and Green.
Red: Take the rest to your grandma, sweetie!
Blue: Thanks, mom.
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 01/08/2026
just saw a post on tumblr that was like "when are people going to address the sexual violence in so much vampire media????" and I just
this has been talked about extensively you're just 21
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 01/08/2026
ME: I can’t find a single decent metal cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart. KEVIN: Yeah, they all go power ballad. ME: I’m not asking for a Cookie Monster growl on “turn around, bright eyes” but… ME: No, wait, that’s EXACTLY what I want. That would be awesome.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/08/2026
Lots of arguments for Magneto, Ozymandias and Killmonger, but my money’s always on Darth Revan. I will also argue that Jareth the Goblin King was neither right nor wrong but behaving exactly the way that an ancient fey acts when some dipshit teenager invokes him to steal her brother.
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ah yes my biggest contribution to the KCD2 community: Obliviously Big Dick Henry #art #kcd2
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Luna 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪰 @lugreena.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Moss Powers, with Eyes to PaxU @mossdaggar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rent lowering cumshots or something.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Comic about the dangers of living in LA
6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.”
 
A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire 

2 other guys are trying to help him 

Panel 1 
Guy 1 - What happened?
Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator.

Panel 2
Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me?
Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself

Panel 3
Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention
Bitten guy - wait!

Panel 4
Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space

We see his eyes beginning to close 

Panel 5
Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood

Panel 6
We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood

Guy 1 - is he going to die?
Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no
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thingswithwings @thingswithwings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I recently recommended The Repair shop to a friend, and they came back like "uhhhh, it's good, but, I have been crying a lot?" and I realized that I forgot to say that yes, I cry at almost every episode of the show where they repair small objects. So that's just a warning for everyone else
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
YouTube recommending some random influencer doing a dramatic reading of one of my own Tumblr posts to me for the fifth time today like, okay, technically you're 100% correct that the content of that video is congruent with my demonstrated interests, but the thing about that is
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creatureXIII @cxiii.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🧼💀 for ⦿,..,⦿ ❤ 4-pages commission based on (my fave of the faves) finfic "paper parachute" 🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/43797243/chapters/110134173 if you haven't read it yet, why #ghoap • #commission • #potatoarts
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Ace @exp-butter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
TW: gay people being gay af 💀🧼 (Fanart for @stinglesswasp.bsky.social on their Twitter Account: x.com/i/status/198...) #Ghoap #GhostSoap
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creatureXIII @cxiii.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
🧼💀 h̶e̶a̶t̶ hit the gym again #ghoap • #potatoarts
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
every time you write overly defensively you should remember that you are pursuing a strategy of writing careful sentences specifically for people who demonstrably either won't or can't read them
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spilt 🕸️🎃🕯️♡ @spiltspit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mending ✧ #simonghostriley #cod
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 22/07/2026
Getting a mammogram to check on some little calcifications (common after cancer treatment, just gotta keep an eye on them) and of course I begin interrogating the tech. ME: So what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen? TECH: Weird…? ME: I’m a horror author. TECH: OH MY GOD WHEN I WAS IN X-RAY
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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meru @merulanoir.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mostly i write, but sometimes i make other stuff too
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Kooks @coupleofkooks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Level 9 portrait for my Curse of Strahd / She is the Ancient witch boy, Victoro di Terzo. With his messed up eye that got (as in: he did it himself >.>) poked out by his raven and replaced by a weird eye with three irises. All previous portraits done for respective level ups in the comment below.
Level 9.

A digital grayscale portrait of a thin pale man with a bread and gray hair. A raven that's next to him holds its beak open, and it's framing his left eye that has weird, messed up irises. The man has horns looking like a crown, and behind his are hints of more raven wings visible in the darkness.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Copy of a social media post by user Anthony Burch @_anthonyburch. The post reads:

"they said 'don't punch nazis' but I haven't heard word one from Richard Spencer since he got coldcocked

they said 'be civil' but Scott Pruitt resigned cause people were mean to him

be mean to mean people. do them dirty in front of they dad"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/07/2026
As much as it sounds like a quarter of a million dollars is a lot of money, all of the people described in here must be woefully underpaid.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice
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Cait✦May @ MCM R-19 @caitmayart.com · 16/07/2026
Rebageling because I'm really proud of myself ♥
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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J.T. Greathouse @jeremyteg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Alexandre Dumas' 1846 novel THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, the titular Count "hacks" the telegraph system, a novel technology at the time, as part of his plan to avenge himself against the Baron Denglars. Thus, THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO is canonically a progenitor of cyberpunk. In this essay I will
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A post containing numerous acronyms used in the fanfiction community and various people lamenting that they understand it perfectly.
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Kat the Lore Mistress @loremistress93.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another @tkingfisher.com rec from @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social, 'Paladin's Grace' ⚔️🦝 Taking a tiny break from horror, this was EXACTLY what I needed - incredible cast of characters, excellent humour, romance written SO well, and loved the world building, I'm hooked. There are three more books 🙌
The cover for 'Paladin's Grace' by T. Kingfisher.

A beautifully painted medieval-esque fantasy world depicting a Paladin in  armour and a blue cape at the door of a woman and her pet civet. The border is purple, with vines, a helmet, and a perfume bottle.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/07/2026
This line brought a tear to my eye!
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’re going to trace this outbreak to something at some point, right? RIGHT? At some point the salad/produce part of the grocery industry doesn’t want everybody to refuse to eat anything they’re selling. And that will provide the pressure. RIGHT?
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Željka Dobraš @dzeljka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How is it #portfolioday already??? Hi, I'm Željka, an illustrator and vis dev artist for games and publishing. Storytelling and unique characters are big part of my work, so if that's something you're looking for do let me know! ✨✨✨ zeljka.d92@gmail.com www.artstation.com/dzeljka
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The sad thing is, it really isn’t. It’s like saying a physicist must be excited to see a suicidal man jump off a bridge. Yes, physics are occurring. But the physics occurring are not particularly stimulating for the intellect and the outcome is just sad. What‘s there to say? “Yep. Buddy went splat.”
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Flavours of unreliable narrator: 1. Lying to reader 2. Lying to themselves 3. Misinformed 4. Not paying attention 5. Has weird priorities 6. Assumed you knew 7. Hates you 8. Bad communicator 9. Easily sidetracked 10. Will believe anything 11. Has weird prejudices 12. Just kind of dumb
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meru @merulanoir.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ballad of a Well-Known Gun, chapter 10/10 archiveofourown.org/works/870794... #cod #cyberpunk2077 #ghoap
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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is the realest response anyone has ever given to anything.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 09/07/2026
Oh, have I not told this one here? Okay. So Grandma had The Charisma.
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