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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 20m
We're a country of prudish infants
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 17h
Another political text from Texas
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 19h
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ youtu.be/EcDJJSKs2o8
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05 EightRingRoutine
YouTube video by 笹生明日香(ノエル)
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 20h
Taskmaster update: Isy Suttie's shoe www.reddit.com/r/taskmaster...
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From the taskmaster community on Reddit: We saw Isy Suttie’s shoe!
Explore this post and more from the taskmaster community
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 23h
The anti-Talarico texts I've gotten are unsurprisingly unhinged.
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now that a hurricane is happening, I'd like to talk about Waffle House, the WHI, and some misconceptions about closures.
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Taskmaster Education @taskmasteredu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Isy Suttie speaks for all of us when it comes to eggs. #Taskmaster #IsySuttie
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The Eyewall @theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We have a morning update on what is now Major Hurricane Isaias. Minimal change to track, but folks in the western Panhandle should expect a major hurricane to make landfall tonight. Surge forecasts are a bit higher. We explain the latest. Below or at theeyewall.com.
theeyewall.substack.com
Isaias, now a major hurricane, will approach the western Florida Panhandle tonight
Surge forecasts increased, and Isaias will only have a few hours to weaken before it makes landfall tonight.
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The Eyewall @theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The forecast for Hurricane Isaias seems pretty much on target with earlier expectations, but we take a deeper dive in. Plus, we sample the rain and wind risks from Rachel and Simon in the Southwest U.S. this weekend and next week. Details below or at theeyewall.com.
theeyewall.substack.com
Isaias heads for a landfall Friday night between Mobile and Fort Walton Beach while we peek at the West too
Isaias forecast mostly on track, while we take a dive into the rain (and wind!) risk in the Southwest from Rachel and Simon
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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A measured, informative take on Isaias instead of the ALL CAPS IT'S HAPPENING crap I see from various corners of the broadcast met world. Plus, I really am interested to see how Rachel (and Simon) play out in the West. What a year.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bitch better have my money
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Patton Oswalt
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Paul F. Tompkins or John Hodgman
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Be kind. Make things with your hands. Something. Anything. Make a fucking sandwich. Read a book. Listen to a record from start to finish. Literally anything at all that puts us closer to tipping the scale back toward humanity. It sounds trite, but what else is there?
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The Eyewall @theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We've got the latest on the track and intensity forecast of Hurricane Isaias, as well as its impacts, which could range broadly across a few southeastern US states.
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Hurricane Isaias is strengthening, and should have broad impacts across the southeastern United States
Landfall is expected late on Friday evening.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A well-regarded Houston bakery can help with the Cheetos part of the menu houston.eater.com/2020/2/14/21...
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How the Shockingly Sophisticated Hot Cheetos Croissants at Koffeteria Are Made
Pastry chef Vanarin Kuch has perfected the high-low combo in one crispy, cheesy pastry
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 08/10/2026
I can’t even
BBC card: What is pneumonic plague and should I be worried?
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What are these plug-ins on my wall? www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this week on RJ Decker -- America's finest television program -- a death at a fishing tournament led to allegations of cheating and/or UFO abductions and/or the shady business dealing of a drone company run by two bros named Riz and Walt
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For me, it's either that or Sister Carol singing Wild Thing
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 07/10/2026
The Job Trail, a web game about making it through 52 weeks as a laid-off creative worker. Based on The Oregon Trail. My first try: “You have died of burnout. Week 13. 51 applications, 1 ghosting.” [labs.ficuscreative.com]
labs.ficuscreative.com
The Job Trail
It is 2026. You have been laid off. Somewhere there is a job.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I recently watched the last 40ish minutes of Jaws on TV with my 10 yo, and her analysis at the end: "I mean, they really did need a bigger boat"
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The Eyewall @theeyewallwx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Newly formed Tropical Depression 9 is likely to strike the central or eastern Gulf Coast as a hurricane this weekend. We explain what we know and don’t know this evening: Below or at theeyewall.com.
theeyewall.substack.com
Tropical Depression 9 likely to threaten the central or eastern Gulf Coast as a hurricane by the weekend
Isaias is the next name, and it looks likely to form in a day or so.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Related youtu.be/RhM_dDlhwSU
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Sara Pascoe’s Suspiciously Long Flight to Spain 🤔 | Would I Lie To You?
YouTube video by Would I Lie To You?
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lost and Sleepy Hollow
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much does it pay?
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll reclaim it
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what you do in the privacy of your own home is no concern of ours
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/FM_Dy...
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Im Sorry I Haven't A Clue - Joe Lycett - Teddys Picnic To Wichita Lineman
YouTube video by Fun4AllTV
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🍺Donald Clarke 🎥 @donaldclarke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh for fuck’s sake. I see the non-rhotic tyranny is continuing on House of Games despite Michael Sheen, a Welshman, taking the chair. Rhyme Time, my arse.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The very delightful Michael Sheen hosts his first House of Games. youtu.be/NE5RlRZnqMY
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House of Games - S10E06 (05 Oct 2026)
YouTube video by Mundo
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freda Payne sings the unauthorized I Hate Barney Songbook youtu.be/YcSzpqgqz6A
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Freda Payne Sings The (Unauthorized) I Hate Barney Songbook: A Parody (1994 Audio CD)
YouTube video by InspiredFigment’s Audio & Video Archives
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also: 1994, The (Unauthorized) I Hate Barney Songbook: A Parody Also also: 1974, appointed a Dame of Justice of the Order of St John of Jerusalem by the Prince of Rumania
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s where I landed.
A Letterboxd screenshot of my 2.5 star review of DIGGER: 

I hated the first 30 minutes, really hated the next 30 minutes, then started liking it, then by the end I kind of loved parts of it. It’s definitely more interesting than I was expecting it to be, mostly due to how the real premise of the movie gradually reveals itself. 

Still, Roy Andersson should sue.
The estate of Stanley Kubrick should sue.
And even Yorgos Lanthimos (whose movies generally do nothing for me) should sue.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Season 1 is better than season 2, and I gave up on season 3 after the first episode. I guess this makes me not a fan especially as I think, other than size, the Tom Cruise movie is a better representation of the Reacher from the book than the TV show.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/mqrpPaNm8yw
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Marathon Man: Is it safe...?
YouTube video by Zahh Man
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously 4 and not 2
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/10/2026
Rahm Emanuel represents the last vestiges of dying, corporate do-nothing foolishness. He’s not a Democrat. He’s a wealthy, status quo strongly-worded letter in a suit. Anyone who listens to him is digging their own political grave.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mock of the week, s23e02 youtu.be/wbnO72a2q4E
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Mock The Week (2026) S23 E4 | Rhys James, Angela Barnes, Scott Bennett, Hugh Dennis, Ivo Graham
YouTube video by AR Club
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Kevin mmkay Kruse looks like he skeets on bluesky" elonmusk
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk meets everything except for the super famous bit.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Orlando Shakes cast for Come From Away sends a message to the Houston Stages cast for Come From Away. www.instagram.com/reel/DdZ4FtH...
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Hustler of Money youtu.be/aVk5Se6gVTE
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The Hustler of Money
YouTube video by ralphglennhoward
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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They were spot on
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Odie Henderson @odienator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP Marjoe Gortner, former child evangelist/star of the documentary that beat a Malcolm X doc for the Oscar. He was in EARTHQUAKE, FOOD OF THE GODS and Lynda Carter's Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw. He starred with Sanford & Son's Aunt Esther in MAUSOLEUM, where he was eaten by KILLER PUPPET TITT-AYS!!
Gortner and Lynda Carter in BOBBIE JO AND THE OUTLAW.
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David O’Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A beaut of a yesterday from one of the freshest comedy talents to have emerged in recent years, it’s Lara Ricote! podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...
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