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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 15h

American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this

Opinion - UK politics

What ‘Choosin’ Texas’ tells us about Burngam’s social care obstacles

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 15h

Odyssey Odelay Oil of Olay

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#Taskmaster Series 22, episode 4 A breeze through your hair Mouth and eyes flying away A powerful burp

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

#Taskmaster Series 19, episode 8 Pelvic floor worker Borrowed from your sister’s vag And she wants it back

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

#Taskmaster Series 16, episode 7 Please don’t make me fart in the dark listening to “Sue Perkins” echoed

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

#Taskmaster Series 14, episode 2 Hidden garage grapes Pharmacist, smaller ducks please Helicopters crash

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

#Taskmaster Series 5, episode 8 The perfect woman always does cool stuff and is a fucking nightmare

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

#Taskmaster Series 2, episode 1 Carb-based tragedy Say goodbye to your wife, Joe You touched the red green

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Holly, ending @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Reposting this thread from Twitter so I can continue it by the next episode. A haiku for each episode of the original version of #Taskmaster . If you find this annoying blame those who encouraged it.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s the 51st anniversary of the first day of the unlikely-sounding Spaghetti House Siege, when three armed robbers went into the Knightsbridge branch of an Italian restaurant chain, staff hid the money from them under a table, police surrounded the building, and they were stuck in there five days

A London street with a bus going down it. On the other side of the road, police vans and a crowd of people

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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

René Magritte (1898-1967) The Princess of Autumn, 1963. Oil on canvas

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Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mihai Criste (b.1975, Romania) Remembering the Flight. Oil on canvas.

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[Verse 2] 🎶 Everybody's searching for a hero People need someone to look up to I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs A lonely place to be And so I learned to depend on AI 🎶

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Life of Pier

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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s astonishing how far ahead the 2026 El Niño is. The red line is 2026. The other warmest El Niños are the colored lines. It’s not even playing in the same league. Some of this is of course due to this natural El Niño cycle on top of long-term ocean warming… 1/

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Gone Wither the Wind

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Gone Wither the Wind

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Revolutionary_Jack 🕷🕸! @elvingjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is an actual f-bomb in Shakespeare. Henry IV part 2. SIR JOHN FALSTAFF I pray thee now deliver them like a man of this world. PISTOL A foutre for the world and worldlings base! “Foutre” is old French for fuck. Falstaff toasts the world here but Pistol says fuck the world here.

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bluesky request: I would like some way to mute every post about college football.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026

"Why should Canadians trust Americans who have twice elected someone they consider a venal, dangerous buffoon? They could excuse them for being 'tricked' the first time. But electing him again, by a bigger margin the second time, tells them all they need to know." — @brynntannehill.bsky.social

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The view from Canada: Make America Think Again

Rebuilding trust will take generations.

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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amber Ruffin Show Band of Brothers Bernie Mac Better Off Ted Deadwood The Diplomat Elementary Fargo Firefly Kings Last Man on Earth Life Mythbusters Off the Menu (at Commander's Palace -- RIP Jamie Shannon) Parks & Rec Pitch The Residence Samurai Jack Selfie Taskmaster

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Monday, I paid 4.07 for gas. Wednesday, it was down to 4.03. This morning, up to 4.43.

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

so i'm trying to transcribe an interview that was through a professional translator, so about half-ish of the dialogue in the file is in Japanese. so ofc every free transcription service is using shitty AI now that tries to translate the Japanese and fucks up the whole transcription in the process

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Searching bluesky for Taskmaster reactions to new episode. I blocked a stranger for claiming that Nina Conti was not funny. I don't need to see anything that person ever says.

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liz @bookjanitor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my favorite taskmaster winner is joanna page bc at no point during the series did she understand what was going on

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bring your own drinks

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Black Doves returns on Netflix Nov. 5, I enjoyed the first season a bunch (so much so that I'll likely rewatch before it returns). No real notes aside from -- make it a shared universe with The Agency, Slow Horses & The Diplomat, you cowards!

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Bill Quoted @soquoted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ALLLLL the comments under here that did not get the Dr Dre chronic joke. A reference that's OOOONLY 34 years old. youtu.be/ppSDdhoppb4

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Jokes Seth Can't Tell: The Gay Divorce, Lesbian Simulator

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For those interested in how dictionaries are made, as well as the secret lives of the apparently ordinary words we use, may I recommend this podcast? It’s made by two colleagues at the Oxford English Dictionary who really know their stuff. rss.com/podcasts/lex...

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The OED’s September update enters the twerpy mountweazel timeline | Podcast Episode on RSS.com

Why do we love the mountweazel (and what is it)? Who was the original twerp? How did timeline constitute a two-for-one bargain? Join editors Fiona McPherson and Craig Leyland as they dive into some of...

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