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HEY LADY!?

@somarysueme.bsky.social
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Oz. 30 something, she/her or he/him depending on the bit.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITS FRIDAY 5 PM TIME TO PLAY CONTROL RESONANCE FOR 52 STRAIGHT HOURS
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
borg assimilation opt out
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Help I am only 15 hours in and I feel myself RAPIDLY descending into madness about Langston/Dylan. Because of my bad taste and spiritual shortcomings.
BORN TO PLAY CONTROL RESONANCE. FORCED TO CONTEND WITH VARIOUS MICROSOFT OFFICE APPLICATIONS.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never forget lemon grab's immortal words (yes, i get to post annihilation riffs until the power goes out)
lemon grab from adventure time declaims the words from the tower tunnel in Annihilation
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
...
just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i do not mean this in a lesbophobic way but lesbians who don't know what sex is are so important to the fanfiction community
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
the beautiful internet, which was created first and foremost with the international role-play community in mind, has been co-opted by Big Job in order to sell more work.
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jesse is she/her, Dylan is it/its, making Jesse Dylan Faden a she/it. Control Resonant is going to be a game about accepting yourself as a transbian multiple system. and she kins Tinkaton. I DO make the rules and I’m NOT sorry.
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it? Sometimes I straight up have to call my mom.
Sarah Palmer from Twin Peaks listening to the phone and breaking with grief.
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JESSE DYLAN FADEN LIKER @necrofantasia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hold on i'm receiving another transmission from the future [picks up my controller like it's a phone] okay... hmmm interesting. wow. okay, thanks. [hangs up the controller] turns out dylan faden and zoe de vera are girlfriends. yeah they're doing "straight up gay stuff" whatever that means
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine every high school reunion was an orgy with a 100% fatality rate. This is life for many salmon.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
please understand
Meme containing a title image for the game Titanium Court with a timeline beneath it. The steps on the timeline are "Silly fairies!!!" next "Obviously the jokes are excellent, but the world building and storytelling are quite clever as well." Then extra large text "REDACTED" and finally "My relationship to narrative in video games and perhaps all media has been changed irrevocably."
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Aari ⏭️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotiacon 2027 @chipflake.com · 02/06/2025
happy pride month!
Digitally illustrated graphic with big, bold, black text in the center reading "trans lives are more important than harry potter". Two cats with alternating colours of the trans flag lay above the top left and bottom right of the text, turning it pink & blue where they cross over.
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catnoli @catnoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
rosy maple moth shark 🌷🌙
An illustration of a rosy maple moth shark on a dark brown background. There are small yellow and pink stars and a rosy maple moth surrounding the shark.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Seraphina Garcia Ramirez 🔜 PaxU @seraphina.diceexploder.com · 26/08/2026
Avery is one of the most impressive designers in the scene, for her ability to convey meaning through both her writing and her game design. You owe it to yourself to pick up one of her games, and see who your favorite game designers have been getting their inspiration from!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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JESSE DYLAN FADEN LIKER @necrofantasia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"i want MORE WOMEN who are LARGER and with WORSE PERSONALITIES and i'm NOT JOKING" is the fundamental design principle of kill six billion demons, beautifully demonstrated here
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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petra (herrscher of kuzushiro) @millefeuillerock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
despite what you might think at first glance, aerith actually boobmogs tifa. it’s about aura not size
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jesse Faden is much like a betta fish. For example, the allegory of the room and the poster is how I imagine my own betta fish talking about his desire to bodily smash the walls of his aquarium to hang out with me. Also they both love to kill.
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is post going to do grievous damage to the way I speak forever now
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would like to see orcas allowed in MMA. I believe they would dominate.
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jesse Faden is a betta fish that sometimes manages to open the refrigerator. Which is a problem because that’s not where they keep the fish food.
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狂野的视觉系9431 @adjnotokay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
很难想象一幅画里能有5根中指🖕。 #trigun #meryl #razlo
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Harpsibored @harpsibored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/08/2026
oh so when I say death to america I get called into an HR meeting but the president can just do it whenever, fucked up imo!
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
artists looking for a different platform than twitch..... picarto.tv is right there. been using it for a decade. it hasn't done me dirty. You can have subscribers etc etc AND you can safely stream NSFW art there if you label your channel appropriately for it. it's always been right there.
picarto.tv
Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crab Ahead
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats
Tom cruise from the last samurai
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OH? DYLAN FADEN SAW THE TV GLOW A TRANS PRIDE FLAG? COULD MEAN ANYTHING. COULD MEAN ANYTHING!!!
Screen grab from the latest Control Resonance trailer where the light from a tv appears to be in trans pride colors
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/07/2026
graphic in that "in this house we believe" style with the multiple lines in different colors on a black background reading:

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:
YOU SHOULD
BLOCK
THAT GUY
YEAH THAT GUY
FOR REAL BLOCK HIM RIGHT NOW
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 30/07/2026
Pervert friendship…
Kannou Sensei ch 16. Two bespectacled men holding hands.

“THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE THE FIRST READER
OF THIS
MAGNIFICENT WORK.
AH...
WAS IT SEXY?
INCREDIBLY.
THANK YOU.
IT WAS MORE THAN
ALRIGHT. I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO RUSH HOME THIS INSTANT, WHILE THIS AROUSAL IS STILL FRESH, AND LOSE MYSELF IN MASTURBATION, AND IT SIMPLY PAINS ME THAT THIS SITUATION PREVENTS ME FROM DOING SO.
AH...
WAS IT
ALRIGHT?”
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
fictional species from the rpg
simple drawing of three blue or teal colored insect like creatures facing one another. the large one says "quiet down small man". the medium sized one says "I own three pairs of crocs". the smallest one says "gender".
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tl;dr LJ in the Aughts had become a place where Russians were able to organize outside of state control (servers in CA!) until inevitably a Russian banker with "alleged" Kremlin ties bought it. now the servers are... in Russia. And people have been sentenced to prison for blog opinions.
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HEY LADY!? @somarysueme.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think I hauve covid
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huge @necrofantasia.bsky.social
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lilith @hexennacht.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Meme, showing two panels with two persons driving in cars.

Panel / person 1: "People in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality."

Panel / person 2: "People in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet."
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 17/07/2026
this is also why you can't appease the right on this issue. bans on trans people in sports are the camel's nose under the tent for the entire suite of right-wing gender politics, including but not limited to bans on gay marriage, abortion, and birth control
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brellom @brellom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't like that larper has become a new insult, considering larping is an actual cool and niche hobby, and we already had words like poser or performative loser.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Photo of a van with a text printed on its back: "We fix what ChatGPT said you should try!"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 09/07/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Analysis | Graham Platner's implosion could have a chilling effect on a future faux-working-class, Nazi-curious rapist's ability to become a United States Senator.
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