Reposted by soliolionion person @junlper.beer · 18/10/2025baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders 642013190
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely? 3161
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up 0140
Reposted by solioliJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2025can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason 522180215
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun 1113
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 09/10/2025i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke 1181
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second 1381
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back 7170
Reposted by soliolimultimedia artgirl @uxchord.bsky.social · 16/04/2025i love her i love her i love 1595
Reposted by soliolimultimedia artgirl @uxchord.bsky.social · 13/04/2025gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell 0383
Reposted by soliolilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/04/2025forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops" 1455217
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now 3401
Reposted by solioli🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America 7121798
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in 1431
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion 0341
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think 1322
Reposted by soliolimultimedia artgirl @uxchord.bsky.social · 20/02/2025beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me 0173
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it 2201
Reposted by soliolibrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/02/2025colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline 10874119
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now 0230
Reposted by solioliL @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/02/2025That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant. 1155923
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025just reading the wind here, yell at me if you want, but i gotta inform everyone that limericks are about to come back in a big way. you’ll see 180
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i have my own version of “don’t worry about it kitten” 0170
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025imagining a Retvrn guy whose thing is pushing the continents back together to make pangaea 2141
Reposted by soliolisylvia wrath @bongodenkirk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025imagine there's no burger, it's easy if you try. no bun below us, above us only fries 6483
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 19/02/2025are there any books i can read that will save my life and fix everything forever? or better yet just a tv show 7321
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 19/02/2025i fully believe in the near future climate apocalypse, while my city is being swept away by the current, i will still get a facebook event invite to a local stand up show 0180
Reposted by solioliPush Push @handle.invalid · 18/02/2025Every day I take a bubble bath and have an orange and a cigarette in there and it has done more for me than religion 0316
Reposted by soliolilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/02/2025sam altman has never set off the same predator warning instinct in my brain the way that musk, zuckerberg, et al do. and i think that's because he's naturally evolved a cloak of dreamworks face to hide among his prey 65193086
Reposted by soliolithe ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 18/02/2025(looking at an all-time coalition of gullible morons and wicked villains who've had ten years to change their minds) these people are about to change their minds y'all 946633
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/02/2025i carry a gun but not because i’m scared of people. i’m scared of rabies. i’m scared i might not know i’m infected. i’m scared it will drive me crazy. so i shoot every animal i see 3181
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/02/2025every 5 posts is something that makes me want to scream my throat bloody but i’m at work so instead i look at my emails 😃 0110
Reposted by soliolim @keptsimple.bsky.social · 18/02/2025a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC. 781121462415
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/02/2025i’m thinking that maybe the government officials who defund and gut organizations dedicated to preventing sexual abuse and helping victims might just be fans of sexual abuse. idk 2767
