Reposted by soliolionion person @junlper.beer · 18/10/2025baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders 642012190
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely? 3161
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up 0140
Reposted by solioliJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/10/2025can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason 522176215
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun 1113
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 09/10/2025i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke 1181
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the evil is in the hearts of men, but i will say it’s possible we summoned some sort of algorithm demon somewhere along the way too 1100
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second 1381
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 18/04/2025if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back 7170
Reposted by solioliTinaTamagotchi @uxchord.bsky.social · 13/04/2025gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell 0383
Reposted by soliolilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/04/2025forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops" 1455217
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 28/02/2025she’s about to say it. she’s about to say the schlemiel word 020
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025hr is bringing everyone into a meeting “out of concern for the health of the culprit” but i’m not falling for it 0111
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now 3401
Reposted by solioli🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 20/02/2025America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America 7121798
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in 1431
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i like hiking but in a different and cool way. these other whites are impostors 120
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion 0341
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think 1322
Reposted by solioliTinaTamagotchi @uxchord.bsky.social · 20/02/2025beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me 0173
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it 2201
Reposted by soliolibrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/02/2025colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline 10874119
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now 0230
Reposted by solioliL @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/02/2025That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant. 1155923
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025just reading the wind here, yell at me if you want, but i gotta inform everyone that limericks are about to come back in a big way. you’ll see 180
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i have my own version of “don’t worry about it kitten” 0170
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025imagining a Retvrn guy whose thing is pushing the continents back together to make pangaea 2141
Reposted by soliolisylvia wrath @bongodenkirk.bsky.social · 19/02/2025imagine there's no burger, it's easy if you try. no bun below us, above us only fries 6483
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 19/02/2025i don’t think any of these will fix everything forever honestly 090
Reposted by solioliBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 17/09/2024swanboy.com 2991936231
solioli @solisolstice.bsky.social · 19/02/2025are there any books i can read that will save my life and fix everything forever? or better yet just a tv show 7321
