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✨ Rowan ✨

@soggybogwitch.bsky.social
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A serious adult. 🏳️‍⚧️ She/They 🏳️‍⚧️

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, graduating from clown college. this is the happiest day of my life
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
I've recently started trying to use colour more in my artworks. If you'd like to see them all, please join my Patreon. It makes a massive difference to my life by keeping me fed and housed.
2 black women in the style of Picasso with red tones2 women in the style of Picasso in multiple coloursA black woman with cornrows and hoop earrings in the style of Picasso2 black women in the style of Picasso with green tones
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STEEL-FACED ANGEL @bluecollarbutch.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
“People can look at me and say what they want. They’ll judge me and they’ll judge people who are like me, and they can have their weird theories. They can say where I’m going to go when I die. But take a look at my life and tell me if the bridge stands." words to live well by. mazel.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Went to Wendy's and there's a woman sitting in the very center of the restaurant shouting angrily at her friend about trans ppl using the bathroom. Not even a meme. Ma'am this is literally a Wendy's
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/06/2024
Happy Pride to this tweet in particular
a tweet from Jake Johnstone (@hijakejohnstone) a former twitter acct:

"Today marks a year since I kissed a very attractive twink in Brighton and then found out she was a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian."
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
you can mete out something other than justice you know. for example i mete out the good times, mete out the jams
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
To add on top here: It's understandable that you (the self-deprecating person) feel this way. It's not your fault that you feel this way. But there are things you can do to change this, and you and everyone around you will feel better for it. It's not easy and it's not fair, but it is the truth.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Forecast is showing a Hot Girl Summer
A photo of me. I'm wearing a red, cropped hoodie with white checks down the outside of the sleeve and light denim shorts. I'm also looking kind of somber because I think I look hotter when I'm morose lol.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
To everybody who saw this call and is now crying about how their should be computer umpires, let me just break baseball kayfabe for a sec: You THINK you want perfectly called balls and strikes. But if the rulings were perfect, you would never watch a ballgame again because it would be boring af
The recent, infamous Angel Hernandez strike call. It was ruled a strike, but this image shows it at least 6binches outside the zone.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
There's nothing worse than starting to type a message on snapchat and seeing the recipient's weird little cartoon face appear at the bottom. And they're just sitting there. Watching you. Like, have fun waiting because now I feel observed and every word from here on out is going to be a typo
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Reskeet with a meme that let's us all get to know you better
A photo of Johnny Cash in a black jacket and black thigh high boots leaning very sassily against  a tree. Text over the image reads, "A hoe never gets Lyme disease."
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🕯️ @candlelocks.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
old looking photograph of a child on a bike in a living room. the child is a silhouette of TV static, and the decor is 80s or 90s. thre is a diamond window on the back wall which looks out into a starry sky (as if the room were floating in space)

there is text on the image that says "you can easily return to the past, but no one is there anymore"
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 21/05/2024
yes yes we can sit around feeling old about all this stuff from our childhoods that came out nearly 20 years ago. OR, we can talk about the very cool art that came out recently that's impacting us NOW
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 21/05/2024
u only get old when u stop letting art Touch u
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart" He whips out a flying V guitar and says "my only insinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes along and says "I'l like to listen." Then he sits down, pleasantly enjoying the hostile riffs.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Conservatives love to rag on "safe spaces" for like a decade and then refuse to engage in half a goddamn mindfulness exercise because the sounds of their natural environment aren't curated enough for them.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/04/2024
why does womens basketball and other womens sports have women cheerleaders. they should have male cheerleaders with slutty little waists
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
COP: blow into this please ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica* COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
I cannot believe this man wasn't an egg. The great mystery of my life, truly
Davey Havok looking pretty on stage with a full face of makeup and a see through shirtDavey Havok also looking pretty with a full face of makeup. He is resting on his knees I front of a slightly ajar door looking pensively off camera
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
A nurse says "we're going to draw some blood" to a man attached to a blood bag. A realistic human hand comes from outside the frame and draws red into the blood bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient asks "was that... was that God?"
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
I don't think anyone understands how much I need a fox bestie that is the size of a German Shepard.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Rammstein: We must never give in to fear of our neighbors, my friends. Fear is simply a tool of the powerful to divide and oppress us. Rammstein, the very next track: Mein Gott, I love giant titties. Honka honka *motorboating noises*
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
If you like Metal, Math Rock and screaming trans women, oh boy have I got the band for you
youtu.be
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
Vinyl/CD/Merch: https://purenoiserecs.lnk.to/seeyouspacecowboyiTunes: https://lnk.to/SYSC/applemusicSpotify: https://lnk.to/SYSC/spotifyFollow SeeYouSpaceCow...
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Danie Were @danacea.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
John of Patmos, they're roasting your ass on Greek twitter
A snippet of an article that reads, "In the middle of the 3rd century, Alexandrian Bishop Dyonisius raised further objections. He emphasized in one of his letters: "By the phraseology also we can measure the difference between the Gospel [of John] and Epistle and the Revelation. The first two are written without blunders in the use of Greek but with remarkable skill regarding dictionary, logical thought, and orderly expression.""A second snippet from the same article which reads: "What do we know about John of Patmos? Nevertheless, we can say some things about his cultural background. John of Pat.os appears to have been a regional spiritual leader and a prophet. He likely had a following of students due to his charismatic leadership and style. Furthermore, his Greek is very poor. He makes a lot of grammatical mistakes, and his sentence structures are not sophisticated at all. Some scholars find various explanations for his bad grammar, but I favor Bart [Ehrman's] straightforward solution: John simply did not write well. Was John Blind when he wrote Revelation?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
My body is empty, but still I move. Doctors gave up on trying to figure out how I was alive. All my life I had been very isolated. My parents thought I was a demon. But the birds did not. Generations of avian pals have used my body for shelter and comfort. Weighing my feet down are the shiny objects they bring as tribute. People who used to bully me now leave me alone. I am always pregnant. I am always glowing.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Gas station guy told me today that there's another regular who's also trans. Said "She's just like me." This mfer collecting dolls like Pokémon.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
You're telling me someone wrote a story about a crossdressing wolf trying to entrap a little girl and they're reading this to MY kids!? In KINDERGARTEN?! Not if I have anything to say about it.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 01/04/2024
God gives god's brokest battles to god's most financially illiterate soldiers.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
The sign you're about to read some real shit
Wikipedia info box
Preceded by: office established
Succeeded by: office abolished
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Absolutely ridiculous that they're paying a computer to tell them crimes are okay when they could be paying an actual human (me) to tell them certain crimes (shoplifting) are okay.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Far from being a genre-hopping dilettante, Beyoncé demonstrates her deep affection for the craft of modern country on new single “Let’s Go Brandon (I’m Going To Kill The President)”
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Based? Cringe? Idk, but it's the only punk adjacent album they had at the Walmart. Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
Album cover of Rise Against's 'Appeal to Reason'
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
I have a week to make rent and I am absolutely nowhere near currently. If it interests you at all, please try it. It's only £5 and at this point I'm really getting desperate. It's 16% off for an annual subscription and that's realistically my best chance of getting enough at this point.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Greasy gas station attendant asked me if I was trans or just really feminine. So I told him I was trans (because I'm stupid,) and he's like, "Ah, I was just asking because I'm pansexual" Cooool. cool cool cool.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Somebody needs to Dorley Hall me but to make me not like cigarettes anymore. The feminizing too, but the cigarette thing is added on top of that. I mean, I guess I'd eventually quit just by nature of not having cigarettes anymore anyway. My point is that someone should lock me in a basement.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Pretty cool that they found a guy and were like, "Hey, can you do 75 push-ups?" And he was like, "Sure can," and they were like, "Nice! Here's your uniform!" And now that guy gets to carry a gun around and rifle through your purse on the subway.
A NYT headline that reads, "Breaking News: Governor. Katy Hochul plans to deploy the National Guard and the State Police in NYC's subway system, where they will patrol platforms and help check bags, after a series of violent crimes."
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Don't wanna be awake or asleep, but a secret third thing
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
One step closer to correcting God's Mistake
A LiveScience headline that reads, "We Finally know why humans don't have tails"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/02/2024
you are NOT immune to crossdressing david tennant
david tennant in drag with long curly hair, giving a vaguely homoerotic smirkdavid tennant in drag with long curly hair, looking off screen with an "oh bitch come on" expressiondavid tennant in drag with long curly hair, looking a lil skeptical but still quite slaydavid tennant in drag with long curly hair and a big ole smile
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Umm, I would die for her actually
A headline from The Verge that reads, "The Microlino Lite is here to make urban SUVs look even dumber"An image of the Microlino Lite that reveals she is, in fact, beautiful, bubbly and beyond reproach.
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✨ Rowan ✨ @soggybogwitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Was helping an older couple resize their watch band today and when the husband called me sir, the lady like, "she is not a SIR." And I'm like hell yeah, thanks lady. But then I took a bit longer than she liked fixing her watch and she started calling me sir. The. BETRAYAL.
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