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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Seems 💯 accurate.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 12/01/2026

Did ICE have a bring your child to work day?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Trump trying to send a DM to Pam Bondi but actually posting it on TruthSocial instead raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

You will not stop ICE by throwing sandwiches at them. That only works on Dean Cain and you have to throw it in the opposite direction to get him to chase it.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Our founders knew that someday crime in DC would reach a thirty year low and the President would need to call in the national guard to stop it.

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I am so sick of the left saying that Trump is in the Epstein Files. He’s the President and deserves top billing. Epstein is in the Trump Files

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I am angry at the MAGA movement for being so effective in marketing hate to the exact demographic my dad represented. I am also angry at my dad for falling for it. jesspiper.substack.com/p/he-made-me...

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He Made Me Who I Am and Then Forgot Who He Was

Daddy

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

YOUR DAD SAYS NOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Congrats to Lisa Murkowski on voting for a bill that she herself admitted was not ready in hopes that the House would change it. Now it’ll become law. She had the power to stop it, and instead chose to become complicit. That’s her legacy.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation.

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes.

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her.

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

BREAKING: ICE is asking people to stop clogging their hotline by calling in and reporting an undocumented girl named “Anne Frank” hiding in the top floor of various Republican lawmakers’ houses.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/06/2025

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I think you are lying

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Lake Superior @lakesuperior.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I am the Greatest Lake of All-Time. I am, The GLOAT.

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Rep. LaMonica McIver @replamonica.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

My statement on the charges filed against me:

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

When asked about drones while visiting a country with no trees, our current president spent thirteen minutes speaking about hunky lumberjacks. Here’s why the cognitive state of a former president deserves our attention.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Looking forward to traveling to Cedar Rapids on Tuesday for our town hall with @votevets.org. If you can't join us in person but want to tune in virtually, sign up here to watch the livestream:

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Watch Pete live in Iowa

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Is it too soon to begin discussing all the members of the Trump regime who should be held criminally liable once the Republicans have been removed from power?

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RepJackKimble @repjackkimble.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Congrats to President Trump on finally getting India and Pakistan to agree on something. The fact that he would tell an obvious lie about negotiating a peace between them so that they would have to unify to call him a liar is 5th dimensional chess.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Trump has now elected liberals in Canada, Australia, and the Vatican

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Alex גדעון בן װעלװל @jewishwonk.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

American media made Biden a lame duck president over a cough. Meanwhile Cheeto Benito openly says he has no idea what his own gov is doing and it's just another Wednesday

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I spent the last eight years warning people about how cancel culture endangers free speech. Now that Trump is deporting protesters, withholding money from universities, and suing media companies, I've decided that I'm going to continue warning people about how cancel culture endangers free speech.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Things the president of the United States said on meet the press today: He doesn’t know if he has to follow the constitution He’s fine with a recession Americans can do with less Small businesses are just “a couple of little businesses”

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 02/05/2025

Shout out to @microsoft.com They dropped a law firm that made a deal with Trump, and engaged Jenner and Block who are fighting Trump!

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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 02/05/2025

Tattooed right on his forehead. Just agree with me.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I lost my job, my wife has been deported, and I'm out of toilet paper. But at least I know that now my kids will learn that slavery wasn't really that bad.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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