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Brionne Sedai

@snapplecoffee.bsky.social
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Geek, intersectional feminist, rabid fangirl, crafter, gamer, scientist, teacher, old lady at heart

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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TEA having to come in and take over all these districts when they're the problem is giving "all my ex girlfriends are crazy" vibes.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am making absolute fucking bank right now.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spring Year 7 SDV farm. It will look prettiest in the spring because the cherry trees are in season.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*puts another dollar in the "complaining about AI in education when nobody asked about it" jar*
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Student: I turned in a bunch of late work, why am I still failing??! Me: You have a 0 for a test grade. That is, in fact, how math works. (Okay I didn't say that last bit but I wanted to.)
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is once again that time: where I have to talk myself down from buying all the shit to book bind. Because I will either never use it, or use it once then when it's not perfect I will put it up and never get it out again.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not looking forward to that thing ao3 does every year in October #iykyk
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teenagers are wonderful, but they are also the fucking worst.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell me why Anthony Bridgerton"s "you are the bane of my existence" speech is one of the most romantic things I've ever heard
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st of september sheet music trombone part
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My students declare themselves "unc" at 18
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Bad DnD Advice | Working on Rust Moon! @nat1advice.tbm.games · 29/01/2026
I've been told that I need to market myself more to Gen Z/Alpha. SIX SEVEN fellow kids, your D&D game sure is unc AF. It'd be skibidi rizz of you to lock in some new subclasses for your campaigns from TBM Games. No cap? tbmgames.com
Steve Buscemi attempting to blend in with high schoolers, wearing a grey t-shirt with "Music Band" in black across the chest and holding a skateboard on his shoulder.
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Locutus starter tip: To form an obedient collective, promote fear and anger to rally individuals around an imaginary problem.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, charge extra for the repair manual.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
UNSUBSCRIBE
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026
It is far too easy for those in a position of privilege to judge the actions of others through the lens of that privilege, supporting laws and rules the protect it while vilifying those who don't have it. Honor is not to blindly follow rules, but to see them for what they are, and who they benefit.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
John Travolta Waiting and Looking Around
ALT: John Travolta Waiting and Looking Around
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As it turns out, when you're at a store that sells hats, boots, and jeans there are a LOT of tall men in cowboy hats. I was out there looking like that gif of John Travolta
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"It's over there by the George Strait poster." Friends, it was indeed next to the poster of the King of Country. I get done, come back out, and instinctively look for the tall guy in a cowboy hat.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, back to the story. He's picky about his hats (which I get because he wears them literally every day.) so we're in one of the stores hat shopping. I need to go to the bathroom, so I ask an employee where the bathrooms were. I got the most Texan answer you will ever get:
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the funniest things to happen to me this year: This summer my boyfriend and I drove to Justin, TX because he needs a new straw cowboy hat. I may not seem the type, but my boyfriend is a big 6 ft tall bearded man in a cowboy hat. It makes him very easy to find.
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love you Marauders fandom 🩵 you're my kind of delulu
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why are you trying to kill the wormhole aliens?
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Rockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Alright Data, I’m going to need the latest IKEA chair catalog up on the big screen if we’re gonna get through this night shift! Let’s HUSTLE people!!
Riker is on the bridge. He’s swinging around behind Data who is sitting at his post. Will Riker lean on Data’s console? Almost certainly. But the expression on Data’s face suggests that that’s not his main concern. True, he doesn’t have emotions, or does he? His eyes have a faraway look in them. He’s seen this play out a thousand times. He can anticipate all the possibilities. And every one ends with Riker sitting in the command chair making sounds that make Data hesitant to turn around. Even for science.
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Rockin’ Riker @rockinriker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ATTENTION ALL CREW!! This is Riker. How are you? Nevermind, there’s no time for that now. I’m waist deep in a slurry of creamed corn and four loko. Nevermind how. Did I, in my hubris, attempt to crack the secret of a 5th Loko? Irrelevant. Someone open the pod bay door because levels are rising and
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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Picard management tip: Admitting one's failures is a sign of confidence and strength. It reassures others that failing is okay.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gerrymandering in pre-warp cultures
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I tried a two week sample of a new med for my acid reflux and it was great! Too bad it was $776 WITH insurance...
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like Chronotons Through the Hourglass was mid at best until the VERY end and then I UGLY CRIED. #startrek #snw
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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From yehklovesyou on tumblr...this is amazing 🤩
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of my favorite memes:
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J.J. Lendl @jjlendl.com · 08/09/2026
I don't think I ever shared these! Here are my mystery paperback covers for the upcoming Star Trek: Holo-ween II mini-series from IDW comics. #StarTrek #StarTrek60 #StarTrekDS9
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Quark, the SIGN says “Friday Pizza Special”. What you’ve just handed me is a CARDBOARD DISC with burnt marinara and some kind of PLASTIC CHEESE BYPRODUCT. What do you MEAN, you based the recipe on Earth pizza?! How could that POSSIBLY—Little Caesar’s? Ok, actually this is historically accurate.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WHO BEAMED MY BURRITO TO BAJOR
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Bad DnD Advice | Working on Rust Moon! @nat1advice.tbm.games · 21/08/2026
#DnD advice: Get the most out of a long rest by investing in a high thread count character sheet.
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Bad DnD Advice | Working on Rust Moon! @nat1advice.tbm.games · 31/08/2026
#DnD advice: "Doomscrolling" apparently doesn't mean tricking someone into reading a scroll with a Symbol of Death on it.
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Bad DnD Advice | Working on Rust Moon! @nat1advice.tbm.games · 04/09/2026
Exposure to sunlight deals with both types of trolls as well. #DnD #TTRPG
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Troll problem?
Deal fire or acid damage, or take away their wifi access for 5 minutes.

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Brionne Sedai @snapplecoffee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
WOLF 359 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
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LA Knight & Co. (NEED RENT HELP, CHECK PINNED) @laknight89.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The idea that fanfiction requires no work in fleshing out canon characters because you automatically get full fan buy-in isn't true and we know this because of how many people bitch at fic writers about how the writer made a character ooc or wrote a ship the person didn't like.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
computer end program
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Picard management tip: Once in a long while, pilot the shuttlecraft yourself.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
youtube tutorial vulcan nerve pinch
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
web series darmok and jalad at comic con
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