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Rules of Acquisition

@quarkrules.bsky.social
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The Rules of Acquisition were the sacred precepts upon which all Ferengi society was based

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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 5h
Sell first; ask questions later.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always know what you're buying.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's better to swallow your pride than to lose your profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rules are always subject to change.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you can't break a contract, bend it.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genius without opportunity is like latinum in the mine.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's many witty men whose brains can't line their pockets.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The justification for profit is profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gratitude can bring on generosity.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He that speaks ill of the wares will buy them.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Enough... is never enough.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The justification for profit is profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, charge extra for the repair manual.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No lobes, no profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Synthehol is the lubricant of choice for a customer's stuck purse.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's better to have gambled and lost than to never have gambled at all.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The costs of war are just another opportunity for profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Knowledge is power. Profit is the goal.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As the customers go, so goes the wise profiteer.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can't make a deal if you're dead.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When the Grand Nagus offers you a deal, take it... no matter what the cost.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wounds heal, but debt is forever.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tell them what they want to hear.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rules are always subject to change.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only negotiate when you are certain to profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A man is counted by the weight of his latinum.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
More is good... all is better.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn't work, charge extra for the repair manual.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The justification for profit is profit.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't trust anyone who trusts you.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Home is where the heart is... but the stars are made of latinum.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: gambling is the fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never trust a hardworking employee.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The customer is always right... until he signs the contract.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There's a customer born every minute.
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Rules of Acquisition @quarkrules.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Females and finances don't mix.
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