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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/02/2026
i don't agree with trump on much. but i fervently share his belief that everyone who ever pushed back on me about anything even slightly ever in my whole entire life was a bad person who was being very unfair to me
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME?? MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/10/2025
sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right
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Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @pinkrangerlb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Well I heard there was a secret chord, That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord, But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
let ride
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
he struttin
An Illustration by Paolo Uberti showing a giant figure that is basically a large torso with a face and ears on it and no head and it is striding across a landscape of trees and a coastline
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
They Are Nutting When This Happens
the care bears with that "energy" (nut) blasting out they stomachs
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a normal person (amfam roof innocent, free her) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
ME (very drunk at a party, getting teared up, it’s not clear if i’m talking to anyone in particular) “ash’s pikachu is just…. a really good guy. pikachu’s a *good* guy, man”
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