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I'm here for gay pirates and bisexual lighting. Still screaming about Izzy Hands. 🦄

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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
ngl, I miss Mary Allamby Bonnet every single day #ofmd
A screenshot of Mary Bonnet in S1E10. She is shot from above and is lying smack in the middle of a double bed as if she owns the damn thing, which she in fact does. Bright rays of sunlight illuminate the creamy sheets and golden brocade coverlet as well as the opportunities now present in her sudden yet long overdue widowhood. She reaches both arms above her head in a morning stretch. Her eyes are closed and she smiles serenely. She is absolutely not thinking about Stede Bonnet.
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Riley @riley.northsky.social · 19/09/2025
Newest art. Because we need to turn poison into positivity. And these guys make me happy. (They should have danced. We should have gotten to see them dance.) 💔🧡💜 #OFMD
A digital painting of a scene from season 2 episode 6 of Our Flag Means Death. Stede and Ed face each other in purple-pink glowing light lit from behind by indistinct colored lanterns.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#ofmd
Izzy Hands standing in a rowboat. The camera is aimed down at him as he looks up over the rail of the ship. He has an angry, snarly expression and is gesticulating with his black-gloved hand. He's wearing black leather pants, a black leather waistcoat, a black shirt, black tie, etc., you know the drill. He is about to be bonked on the head with a sandwich. Social media text pasted over the image reads "I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist."
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
AI is the new NFT
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd
A screenshot from Twitter “If anyone wants to pick us up for S3, I'm sure we could get the band back together”
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Thinking today about the show Wrecked, which has many merits
Rhys Darby as Steve Rutherford in Wrecked. He is shot at a Dutch angle as he stands with his back pressed against a white stucco wall. He wears the remains of a cruise ship captain's dress white uniform, which is now just a pair of grubby white trousers and belt and a once-white sleeveless tank top that is doing nothing at all to disguise the fact that he's been doing some significant upper body work at the gym lately. He's rocking the mustache that forever altered my preferences on men's facial hair, and his hair is swept back in a coif that is rather stylish considering his circumstances. He is a bit sunburnt and sweaty and covered in just enough smudges of dirt to look adventurous instead of untidy. He is looking off to one side with an expression of concern, exhaustion, and imminent adrenaline crash and seems quite unaware that this is the hottest photo that will ever be taken of him.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Post a meme made by you I fear I will never beat this one for sheer inappropriateness of timing: I posted it just hours after the S2 finale aired. #ofmd
A version of the Grant Gustin Next to Oliver Queen's Grave meme. Taika Waititi is dressed as Ed Teach in his dirty-ass orphan outfit from S2. He is mugging for the camera and throwing a peace sign. He is crouching in front of a fresh grave, and the legend on the head stone reads: Izzy Hands, 1701-1717, Beloved wife & first mate, chanteuse, unicorn, and absolute twat.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
That suit made me have thoughts as well
A shot of Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet. He is wearing an ornate suit of turquoise silk with a white lace jabot and cuffs. The photo shows his midsection as he stands on deck with his hands on his hips.A shot of Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet during the fishing boat raid. The photo is a shot of him from the thigh down, showing the long ornate tail of his turquoise silk frock coat and his matching breeches with golden buckle. He wears white stockings and black, red-heeled shoes with large white bows. LIGS
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Stede Bonnet
An online retail photo of a black tshirt. The design on front is a cartoony drawing of a bright pink and yellow moth with the text “Just a Girl Who Loves Rosy Maple Moths.”
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
stede with his new favorite thing he doesn't want to give to jim
advincha fit stede bonnet looking smiley and giddy because he got the rock back from jim and didn't want to give it to them anyways (our flag means death s1e7)stede bonnet in his shiny fancy cursed red suit that he thinks jim is jealous of (our flag means death s2e5)
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Poking around a little and felt like you needed to see Stede getting to hear he’s a cool pirate #ofmd
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Our Flag Means Death (2022)
image of vintage postcard with a black cat walking upright carrying a red bag and umbrella with text reading "i dont know where im going but im gay"
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Bold of you to assume I don't already do this on a regular basis Top of the list at present: S1E4 - Discomfort in a Married State S1E1 - Pilot S2E6 - Calypso's Birthday
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm very fond of this OFMD altar I made at 2 am one night in the corner of my dining room in response to a full moon manifesting prompt. I will also be eternally grateful to this insane (/pos) show for inspiring me to finally get off my ass and write something: archiveofourown.org/works/60552094
An OFMD altar consisting of a bunch of fandom objects arranged on a wooden desk, with a swath of pink velvet breakup robe fabric as a backdrop. A square jewelry box is at center with pearls and chains spilling out of it and a silver compass at its front edge. On top of it is a replica of the plant from the fishing boat raid, a little Lego Izzy Hands, and two votive candles. Arranged around it are a plush seagull, a cosplay version of Stede's treasure hunt hat (with rosy maple moth on it), a black leather glove, a dish of marmalade beside a plate of toast with a bite taken out of one piece (that was me), a felt octopus ornament, an antique atlas, a brass spyglass, a narrow black cravat, a small wooden desk globe, a stand of antique books, and a red silk handkerchief. There are lit candles in brass holders on either side of the jewelry box. Behind it is a large black hand fan emblazoned with the words FUCK OFF.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
These are all near my desk in my home office and I will never tire of looking at them. 💜 Snake snacks standee by @feriowind.bsky.social The iconic Soft Here Too print by Cache (@obiewolf) www.inprnt.com/gallery/cach... The Chain foot touch print by Ashokanspring www.etsy.com/listing/1195...
And acrylic standee of Stede, Ed, and Lucius during the snake snacks scene in S1E7. Art by the amazing @feriowind.A color print of a drawing by Cache (@obiewolf). We see Stede's and Ed's hands from the wrist up. Ed's hand is extended out palm upward; his tattoos are visible. Stede's hand, wearing two gold rings and adorned with a lacey cuff and the edge of the turquoise frock coat sleeve, is touching the center of Ed's hand with two fingers, pushing back his black leather glove to reveal his palm.A framed print of the OFMD foot touch scene from E1S8 by Ashokanspring. It is a top-down view of Ed and Stede face down on the deck of the Revenge, their hands bound behind their backs. Chauncey Badminton stands just to the left of Ed. Ed is in his black leathers and Stede is wearing his turquoise silk suit. They are looking directly into one another's eyes. Ed is reaching out with one leg to touch Stede's foot. Lindsey Buckingham is about to kick into his outro guitar solo.
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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
just in case the thing that tempted you about the auction was swords. let me tell you about the swords and how you can get replicas of the main ones in the show pretty easily.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Before you spend money on that auction, please know that those are only props and costumes. They hold no magic. The coolest things are the things you made around the show. I’m ambivalent about auctions around Our Flag that don’t benefit an independent artist or larger cause.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
you ever just stare at your crush’s soaking wet tits while you hotbox his cabin
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
hair, guns, cake, mascara #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
The artist takes full responsibility for this nonsense. Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a long leather coat, holding a gun, and doing his mascara with the other hand. He's sitting on the headless unicorn figurehead in the rain. The words "fit check in my kraken era" are in bright pink at the bottom of the image. This nonsense is a nod to KPop Demon Hunters.
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Jillian Sauers @jilliansauers.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The OFMD fandom outlasted their entire fucking empire when you come to think of it
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
went through and saved basically everything that'd be a good ref, dumped them into a gdrive folder, labeled them, bon apetit drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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ofmd refs - Google Drive
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
ed was so ungrateful i wish i had a small freak acting as my executive function and letting me choke him
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I’M FINE, I’M SO FINE (I’m not fine). Been trying to get a closer view of this for two years and 😭 Forever in my ❤️?? Cuba, dear Ed? Kill meeee.
A close up of Stede’s hand drawn map from S2E2 with a drawing of Ed, underneath which is written ‘forever in my heart’, and ‘Cuba, dear Ed?’
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Continuing levels of normalcy as I download all these pics for posterity and get truly smacked in the face with the realisation of how closely the kraken era/ battle mode costume matched up to the hyper macho fantasy of Smokehead Blackbeard, as well as the viking vampire clown illustrations 😭
Front views of the Smokehead Blackbeard costume from Pete's fantasy in S1E2 on the left, and of Ed's kraken era 'battle mode' costume in S2E1Back views of the Smokehead Blackbeard costume from Pete's fantasy in S1E2, and the kraken era 'battle mode' costume Ed wore in S2E1
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Judy 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈⛸️🏒🥅🩸🫦 @judysoranges.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Everyone please remember that this is normal. My kid is an actor & I’ve seen this before. Costumes are remade all the time as are props & sets. If the show is ever picked up they’ll make they need. Plus there is often two sets of the same costume for cleaning & repairs.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hey #OFMD sad fans, If you look at the auction items, very few of them would even be used in a subsequent season or film. And besides, costumers & propmakers are freakin' wizards who can recreate anything flawlessly (and there are often costume duplicates in the first place). CLOWN ON, SLUTS
A shot from OFMD Season 1 in which the crew of the Revenge is attacking Badminton and the British soldiers in the dining room. Lucius clutches the seat of a wooden chair and screams into the void as all hell breaks loose behind him. Meme caption text at the top of the shot reads "MOOD."
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Tell me where you are mentally, stuff from your camera roll only
A watercolor illustration of a cream-colored bunny standing on its hind legs in a field. It has those big dark cutesy-wutesy eyes and a rather blank expression. It is holding a walkie-talkie. A speech bubble over its head reads "WTF, over."
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aRealHumanBartender @alltomato1717.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You ever get in that mood like, idk, you wanna build a custom luxury ship, fill it with snacks and cool people (who may or may not mutiny on you) and peel out? Despite not knowing jackshit about the ocean/naval diplomacy? Because
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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
izzy hands
Tweet from @hunktears: "if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour"
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LouLo @aperfectday.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Have we talked enough about the devastation of the Impossible Birds monologue? How the shaky and desperately controlled breathing and unshed tears betray a heartbreak that won’t ease even with crying or shouting?
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Mood today (Eternal thanks to @xrayvex.bsky.social for one of my favorite memes)
Ed with some kraken makeup looking uh, not well. His thought bubble says me looking in the mirror, gripping the sink: you’ll be okay eventually you silly little bitch
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thrilloilogy 🍉🔻 @thrilloilogy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Similarly, I've not seen this on my timeline in a while
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Rue @artsy-outsider.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
[crawing into your window] we all know OFMD likes to play with the typical ideas of gender roles and I'm not here to tell you talk about that, better minds than mine have done, but I DO enjoy writing and reading and talking about the dynamics of sex from a psychological standpoint
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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 22/07/2025
I've had these little honeys for 30 years, and I'm painting my bathroom where they lived. Obviously that's Ed's waist. #wip #ofmd #trustnoone
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My Fantastic Four #OFMD
A BTS selfie shot of Garlic Soup: Samson Kayo, Ruibo Qian, Madeline Sami, and Vico Ortiz. They are all looking into the camera and making slightly silly faces; Mads is throwing a peace sign.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He was delightful 🥰 My fav part was his gay little prance 😅 Rhys Darby was truly meant to play flaming dandies in elaborate frock coats ❤️
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i will never be over stede kissing the bottle. peak romance
picture of Stede kissing the bottle with the letter for Ed with closed eyes from season two episode one
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vilém @vlcimor.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I present you The Bride ✨

Of course I saw the famous post and of course I had to draw my favourite babygirl with the brides veil~ (And then I forgot to post it here)

#ofmd #ofmds2 #taikawaititi #edwardteach #blackbeard #gentlebeard
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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Sean A. Morgan @memphisbelle1114.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Rhys Darby is a treasure. Absolutely adorable. There needs to be another season of Our Flag Means Death.
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
We are not discussing this to the extent it deserves #SNW #StrangeNewWorlds
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Fran(kie) | Wee Con ‘26! @frankieofmd.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“Best known as Captain Stede Bonnet in HBO's Our Flag Means Death” That’s the first time I’ve seen that 🥹 well done all you feral stede enjoyers for making it happen
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snailforkery | trust no one ☠️ @snailforkery.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Welcome back Stede Bonnet
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lusinda 🏴‍☠️ @treasureandrum.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
the most important thing about ofmd is that it's very realistic with all its ups and downs, light and dark, and light again (and this is not a ship edit)
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
“I’m a comedy guy, not a sex symbol.” Sir, I would have to respectfully disagree. In this essay, I’ll- (Love [Pirate character] Stede from the Tumblr sex symbol TV show, Our Flag Means Death) www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/m...
Snippet of The Guardian’s interview with Rhys Darby featuring an image from Our Flag Means Death with Rhys Darby and Fred Armisen.

Text reads, “With Our Flag Means Death, you went from
"that guy from Flight of the Conchords" to a Tumblr sex symbol overnight. What was that like?

I'm a comedy guy, not a sex symbol. [Pirate character] Stede wore some very attractive attire but is still a very insecure, bizarre, weird little man who has to try and find himself. The character was perfect for me because I like dressing up, being the captain, and I do overcompensate with authority because I really have no idea what I'm doing. There were definitely some similarities there, but I was not expecting anything on a sexual note from fans. The audience are amazing. They really come to the table, but it was a little bit too much for me.”
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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴🌌🚀 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
now renew our flag means death
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